@zombiesarejerks.bsky.social
A normal human being, just like you and me.
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that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
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I am not exaggerating when I say that I have never thrown away anything that smells as bad as the average scented trash bag
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I am not exaggerating when I say that I have never thrown away anything that smells as bad as the average scented trash bag
No no you misunderstood. I said I'm ETHNICALLY non-monogamous. Yea, my parents are from Nonmonognia.
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
No no you misunderstood. I said I'm ETHNICALLY non-monogamous. Yea, my parents are from Nonmonognia.
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"It costs nothing to be kind!"
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"It costs nothing to be kind!"
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
I'm sorry but what are you talking about, it's the most expensive and dangerous thing in the world. That's why people who remain kind in all circumstances are such heroes, they're giving of themselves and voluntarily making themselves vulnerable.
I know there's more than 2 genders because the people who think that circumcision causes autism say there's only 2 genders.
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I know there's more than 2 genders because the people who think that circumcision causes autism say there's only 2 genders.
Weird that with companies talking about how well AI can write code, we've had 2 worldwide computer outages.
I'm sure the 2 are unrelated.
I'm sure the 2 are unrelated.
October 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Weird that with companies talking about how well AI can write code, we've had 2 worldwide computer outages.
I'm sure the 2 are unrelated.
I'm sure the 2 are unrelated.
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i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i hope the democrats see that there is no working with these people. it really does need to be pens down. file court cases, lie down in the street, but theres no getting back to the business of washington or whatever. it's all on fire, act accordingly
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How funny would it be if all those comedians go to Saudi Arabia and they're all arrested. Like this is a ploy from the Trump Administration to get rid of all these guys in one fell swoop and then blame it on Saudi Arabia.
September 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
How funny would it be if all those comedians go to Saudi Arabia and they're all arrested. Like this is a ploy from the Trump Administration to get rid of all these guys in one fell swoop and then blame it on Saudi Arabia.
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David Cross rocks:
September 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
David Cross rocks:
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An app should not know when I take a screenshot, that is between me and my phone.
September 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
An app should not know when I take a screenshot, that is between me and my phone.
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the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
111 Years Old Antique Toaster Restoration
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September 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the sinclair charlie kirk tribute has 71K views nine days after it was supposed to preempt jimmy kimmel
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
by comparison, this antique toaster restoration video has 102K views after one day
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this is the most chotinered a chotiner interview has ever chotinered
September 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this is the most chotinered a chotiner interview has ever chotinered
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The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The greatest innovation billionaires have come up with is they found a way to have billions of dollars and still be miserable and angry all the time
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No immigrant has ever sacked me, or cut my wages, or offshored my job, or closed my hospital, or stopped my mum's disability benefits, or crashed the economy.
Those things were all done by white English men who went to Oxford and wore a nice suit.
Those things were all done by white English men who went to Oxford and wore a nice suit.
September 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No immigrant has ever sacked me, or cut my wages, or offshored my job, or closed my hospital, or stopped my mum's disability benefits, or crashed the economy.
Those things were all done by white English men who went to Oxford and wore a nice suit.
Those things were all done by white English men who went to Oxford and wore a nice suit.
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
How's that strategy been working out so far?
Shut the fuck up and get out of the way of actuap Leftists.
Shut the fuck up and get out of the way of actuap Leftists.
Saving America from Trump and preserving our democracy explicitly requires that people who voted for Trump change their mind. Which in turn requires that those who didn’t vote for Trump show grace and empathy to those whose change of heart came from being hurt by the guy they voted for…
September 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
How's that strategy been working out so far?
Shut the fuck up and get out of the way of actuap Leftists.
Shut the fuck up and get out of the way of actuap Leftists.
If Charlie Kirk were a 6-year-old in school, I would want to know why he was on a college campus giving a Q&A.
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If Charlie Kirk were a 6-year-old in school, I would want to know why he was on a college campus giving a Q&A.
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I truly don't understand how democratic leadership think they are going to move forward after voting to honor a white nationalist who essentially called Black women—the base of the party—stupid.
It's insulting. I find it personally insulting.
It's insulting. I find it personally insulting.
September 20, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I truly don't understand how democratic leadership think they are going to move forward after voting to honor a white nationalist who essentially called Black women—the base of the party—stupid.
It's insulting. I find it personally insulting.
It's insulting. I find it personally insulting.
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“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
“You used to be able to say anything” comedians never been more quiet in their lives
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what guys with incoherent politics used to do is start a punk band
September 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
what guys with incoherent politics used to do is start a punk band
Charlie Kirk was killed by a single perfect shot.
The efficiency and precision of this hit is how you know the government didn't do it.
The efficiency and precision of this hit is how you know the government didn't do it.
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Charlie Kirk was killed by a single perfect shot.
The efficiency and precision of this hit is how you know the government didn't do it.
The efficiency and precision of this hit is how you know the government didn't do it.