Zachary Knower
@zknower.bsky.social
actor, dad, cook, dreamer, Orioles and WFT fan, proud lefty
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Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
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Mad About You and Seinfeld had a crossover in the first season with Kramer and Mad About You and Friends had repeated crossovers with Ursula so basically the 90s NBC prime time schedule was the marvel universe
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Mad About You and Seinfeld had a crossover in the first season with Kramer and Mad About You and Friends had repeated crossovers with Ursula so basically the 90s NBC prime time schedule was the marvel universe
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As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
As a retiring but still sitting member of the House, MTG has the opportunity to read into the public record documents that otherwise could not be released... and would be protected by the constitution's speech or debate clause from prosecution.
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Last week, the US military missed an actual drug boat in the Pacific carrying 13.2 tons of narcotics, which Panama seized—one of the largest hauls to date. Instead of blowing it out of the water, 10 suspects were arrested, and valuable intelligence was gathered. What a concept.
November 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Last week, the US military missed an actual drug boat in the Pacific carrying 13.2 tons of narcotics, which Panama seized—one of the largest hauls to date. Instead of blowing it out of the water, 10 suspects were arrested, and valuable intelligence was gathered. What a concept.
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the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
November 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the sense of incredulity and comic revulsion i get every time i see a cybertruck in the wild has not been reduced by even a single degree in all the time they’ve been on the street
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some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
Representatives should be calling for impeachment TODAY—of BOTH parties, but especially Dems after they have proven to be feckless cowards in the last two weeks.
NO FURTHER REVELATIONS NEEDED. We all know what he is. He needs to be removed. #Impeach @aoc.bluesky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
NO FURTHER REVELATIONS NEEDED. We all know what he is. He needs to be removed. #Impeach @aoc.bluesky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Representatives should be calling for impeachment TODAY—of BOTH parties, but especially Dems after they have proven to be feckless cowards in the last two weeks.
NO FURTHER REVELATIONS NEEDED. We all know what he is. He needs to be removed. #Impeach @aoc.bluesky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
NO FURTHER REVELATIONS NEEDED. We all know what he is. He needs to be removed. #Impeach @aoc.bluesky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
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Hillary should call a press conference to discuss this.
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Hillary should call a press conference to discuss this.
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To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
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The NYPD man or woman is proud of being NYPD. It isn't easy to do. They resent most other police because they think they have it easier. And they certainly resent yahoos in masks coming in from nowhere to play posse.
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The NYPD man or woman is proud of being NYPD. It isn't easy to do. They resent most other police because they think they have it easier. And they certainly resent yahoos in masks coming in from nowhere to play posse.
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
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This is like two prizefighters trading heavyweight bl–
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is like two prizefighters trading heavyweight bl–
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It's objectively funny losing your podcaster husband and rebounding with the Vice President of the United States and everyone considers it a lateral move at best.
October 31, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's objectively funny losing your podcaster husband and rebounding with the Vice President of the United States and everyone considers it a lateral move at best.
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❤️Heretic Coffee in Portland is offering free breakfast to SNAP recipients, no questions asked.
You can donate here:
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You can donate here:
hereticcoffee.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
❤️Heretic Coffee in Portland is offering free breakfast to SNAP recipients, no questions asked.
You can donate here:
hereticcoffee.com
You can donate here:
hereticcoffee.com
#Commanders should be challenging the spot of the ball.
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
#Commanders should be challenging the spot of the ball.