Justin Dearing
@zippy1981.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Landlord. Programmer. Karataka. Cyclist. Today is a good day to die.
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Justin Dearing
@zippy1981.bsky.social
· May 9
Pope Leo absolutely looks like the kind of priest that hangs out at the knights of Columbus to watch the football games and man's the grill for a bit on flag Day.
Turkey at Costco is 0.99/lb so I'll be donating TWO this year to my church since the family's in need list has grown 30%
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Turkey at Costco is 0.99/lb so I'll be donating TWO this year to my church since the family's in need list has grown 30%
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Payment processors are hand-wringing about NSFW content when they could crack down on sports betting instead and actually do some kind of social good.
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Payment processors are hand-wringing about NSFW content when they could crack down on sports betting instead and actually do some kind of social good.
I spent most of last week fighting a weird azure problem with limited access. I approached the problem from many angles because I hit brick walls. This is why I think it makes sense to concentrate on William Jefferson Clinton possibly having received oral intercourse from Trump.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I spent most of last week fighting a weird azure problem with limited access. I approached the problem from many angles because I hit brick walls. This is why I think it makes sense to concentrate on William Jefferson Clinton possibly having received oral intercourse from Trump.
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I am a Black man, posting this while on an apparently extended “investigative leave,” so my GOVERNMENT EMPLOYER can look into my posts about Charlie Kirk. The First Amendment is dead and buried.
USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
November 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I am a Black man, posting this while on an apparently extended “investigative leave,” so my GOVERNMENT EMPLOYER can look into my posts about Charlie Kirk. The First Amendment is dead and buried.
USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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ok everyone's seen the trump with epstein photos by now, after years of the media pretending they didn't exist. good progress. next step is making sure everyone who is like "uh this all is sketchy but surely the president isn't literally a pedophile" sees this gross photo
July 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ok everyone's seen the trump with epstein photos by now, after years of the media pretending they didn't exist. good progress. next step is making sure everyone who is like "uh this all is sketchy but surely the president isn't literally a pedophile" sees this gross photo
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Anyway, hire more religion reporters.
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Anyway, hire more religion reporters.
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"we're the REAL Catholic Church" and it's just Matt Walsh, Mel Gibson, and Nick Fuentes in a room with an excommunicated Opus Dei priest
Matt Walsh is a tradcath Catholic convert, incidentally.
These chucklefucks are about to try and force a schism and they are going to be very disappointed at how it turns out
These chucklefucks are about to try and force a schism and they are going to be very disappointed at how it turns out
The U.S. bishops defended migrant families. Tom Homan snapped. Nan Hayworth called Pope Leo a “tool of our enemies.” Tim Burchett accused the church of getting rich off of sex trafficking.
Matt Walsh, Lara Logan, and the rest joined in. This is what MAGA anti-Catholicism looks like.
Matt Walsh, Lara Logan, and the rest joined in. This is what MAGA anti-Catholicism looks like.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"we're the REAL Catholic Church" and it's just Matt Walsh, Mel Gibson, and Nick Fuentes in a room with an excommunicated Opus Dei priest
I'm here to report that my kids find Anakin in "Attack of the clones" to be quite cringe, which is quite based of them.
November 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm here to report that my kids find Anakin in "Attack of the clones" to be quite cringe, which is quite based of them.
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
My kids don't like that I listen to the public jazz radio station in my car. They have yet to realize that their hate makes me stronger.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My kids don't like that I listen to the public jazz radio station in my car. They have yet to realize that their hate makes me stronger.
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The dude in front of me at this hackathon is shopping for fursuits in another window while his code compiles
He’s obviously writing Rust code
He’s obviously writing Rust code
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The dude in front of me at this hackathon is shopping for fursuits in another window while his code compiles
He’s obviously writing Rust code
He’s obviously writing Rust code
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*Meat Loaf researcher slowly removing glasses*
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light - PAIR of DICE by the Dashboard Light. My god, he was referencing fuzzy dice."
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light - PAIR of DICE by the Dashboard Light. My god, he was referencing fuzzy dice."
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
*Meat Loaf researcher slowly removing glasses*
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light - PAIR of DICE by the Dashboard Light. My god, he was referencing fuzzy dice."
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light - PAIR of DICE by the Dashboard Light. My god, he was referencing fuzzy dice."
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
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The Big Beautiful Bill Clinton
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The Big Beautiful Bill Clinton
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Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
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we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
we have a president who only does good things when everyone calls him a pedophile. our mission for the next 3 years is clear.
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AP US history teachers getting to 2020-2025
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
AP US history teachers getting to 2020-2025
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9/11 conspiracy theorist who thinks it happened in a different city
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
9/11 conspiracy theorist who thinks it happened in a different city
I tend to spell bad and have to go back and correct my typos on teams a lot so it didn't feel great hearing everyone shame the grammar of the Epstein emails. However, I'm willing to sit with that discomfort for the greater good of hurting the feeling of people who harmed children
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I tend to spell bad and have to go back and correct my typos on teams a lot so it didn't feel great hearing everyone shame the grammar of the Epstein emails. However, I'm willing to sit with that discomfort for the greater good of hurting the feeling of people who harmed children
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November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Has Monica Lewinsky tweeted about the bubba blow job email?
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Has Monica Lewinsky tweeted about the bubba blow job email?
It seems like the fact that I treat AI as subhuman and purposely do not emote to it is in fact psychologically healthy.
AI infidelity is reshaping family law
“More and more, courts are beginning to see clients cite emotional bonds with AI companions as reasons for marital strain or dissolution.”
my latest for @wired.com www.wired.com/story/ai-rel...
“More and more, courts are beginning to see clients cite emotional bonds with AI companions as reasons for marital strain or dissolution.”
my latest for @wired.com www.wired.com/story/ai-rel...
AI Relationships Are on the Rise. A Divorce Boom Could Be Next
Secret chatbot flings are creating new legal challenges for married couples when it comes to infidelity.
www.wired.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It seems like the fact that I treat AI as subhuman and purposely do not emote to it is in fact psychologically healthy.
Get yourself solar panels people
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Get yourself solar panels people