Justin Dearing
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Justin Dearing
@zippy1981.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Landlord. Programmer. Karataka. Cyclist. Today is a good day to die.
I'm not scared. I want to order one
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Update, it's still provisioning. Have a Strava link

strava.app.link/JFDkTnHTlYb
strava.app.link
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Cyclists are absolutely obsessed with measuring our wattage so someone has done the math
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
$.99/lb seems to be the going rate here
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Data dog?
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Linus probably is
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Well ok then.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
it's an absolute shitty option but literally the best thing Justin Dearing can do this week to get the Epstein files released is to make stupid jokes on social media and hope people with no shame feel the collective shame of many of us making blow job jokes.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We paused after Shreev accepted his emergency powers thanks to jar jar passing the Patriot act. Tomorrow we'll watch act 3.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Anything we can do to make Trump feel bad is righteous and just.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
However, most of us have no power in this situation and making jokes about Trump blowing Clinton has two purposes:

* Making an evil person feel bad
* Possibly getting Clinton to reveal something that leads to the truth coming out.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's not important. It's likely whatever Michael Epstein implied happened between "bubba" and Trump even if bubba wasn't Clinton didn't involve children.
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
"I don't like sand" was not well received.
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM