Justin Dearing
@zippy1981.bsky.social
Dad. Husband. Landlord. Programmer. Karataka. Cyclist. Today is a good day to die.
So I definitely look younger than him when clean shaven
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So I definitely look younger than him when clean shaven
I'm at the most important and culturally significant rest stop in NJ.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm at the most important and culturally significant rest stop in NJ.
I would like to speak to the manager.
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I would like to speak to the manager.
I understand getting rid of library fines even if I'm not 100% on board (like I wish they were voluntary because I can afford them). However, can we please declaratively say a book is due. Why say it *MAY* be due.
November 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I understand getting rid of library fines even if I'm not 100% on board (like I wish they were voluntary because I can afford them). However, can we please declaratively say a book is due. Why say it *MAY* be due.
Could we create more Atlantic Cities, but without the gambling being at the center and with residents in the big buildings instead of hotel guests.
November 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Could we create more Atlantic Cities, but without the gambling being at the center and with residents in the big buildings instead of hotel guests.
Today we JB Weld my pile of broken shit that needs to be JB welded. Might need to break out the plumbers epoxy weld too.
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Today we JB Weld my pile of broken shit that needs to be JB welded. Might need to break out the plumbers epoxy weld too.
Lawrence of Arabia, a movie advertised specifically for it's wide screen format on a letterbox display at a coffee shop.
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Lawrence of Arabia, a movie advertised specifically for it's wide screen format on a letterbox display at a coffee shop.
Well. . . . I did indeed ask for nuclear reactors
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Well. . . . I did indeed ask for nuclear reactors
Is this dial the tension? Goes from -3 to +3 with auto in the center. Was told I need a wide stitch, longer than usual amount of thread hanging out the end and a wide stich to make it happen on a shit machine
October 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Is this dial the tension? Goes from -3 to +3 with auto in the center. Was told I need a wide stitch, longer than usual amount of thread hanging out the end and a wide stich to make it happen on a shit machine
Let people have a charity that will teach their kids to ride bikes.
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Let people have a charity that will teach their kids to ride bikes.
When someone told me "ask for Indian spicy' I didn't believe it wasn't offensive. It's a legit thing.
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When someone told me "ask for Indian spicy' I didn't believe it wasn't offensive. It's a legit thing.
I don't understand how this business needs to exist.
October 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't understand how this business needs to exist.
I wish I had a before picture because I want you all to know how dirty this rag was before I sprayed it with brake cleaner, soaked it in water and simple green and ran it through the washing machine with the maids rags. It's not clean enough for applying finish to wood, but it can clean disc brakes
October 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I wish I had a before picture because I want you all to know how dirty this rag was before I sprayed it with brake cleaner, soaked it in water and simple green and ran it through the washing machine with the maids rags. It's not clean enough for applying finish to wood, but it can clean disc brakes
I used to be an Australian teenager. Then I started using GitHub a month ago and now I maintain arch Linux
September 29, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I used to be an Australian teenager. Then I started using GitHub a month ago and now I maintain arch Linux
Me exuding "sex appeal"
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Me exuding "sex appeal"
Deposit in app, plus stamps with account numbers and the words "for deposit only" at the suggestion of @vickyharp.com . Not shown fountain pen chained to my desk so I don't lose it.
I hate that this is all practical and necessary.
I hate that this is all practical and necessary.
September 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Deposit in app, plus stamps with account numbers and the words "for deposit only" at the suggestion of @vickyharp.com . Not shown fountain pen chained to my desk so I don't lose it.
I hate that this is all practical and necessary.
I hate that this is all practical and necessary.
Reader, I did not pick up my napa order and I'm going to call to protest.
I'm going to need you to ask RSVP to this protest
I'm going to need you to ask RSVP to this protest
September 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reader, I did not pick up my napa order and I'm going to call to protest.
I'm going to need you to ask RSVP to this protest
I'm going to need you to ask RSVP to this protest
How many people have traveled here for LASIK? The radio commercial famous Dr Joseph Della Russo
August 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
How many people have traveled here for LASIK? The radio commercial famous Dr Joseph Della Russo