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Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe
February 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe
sometimes self love looks like door dashing twice as much Cuban food as a normal person should eat
February 20, 2025 at 10:17 PM
sometimes self love looks like door dashing twice as much Cuban food as a normal person should eat
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I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me but
You snooze
You lose
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Don’t lose hope. Remember, Watergate took over two years to fully unravel from the initial break-in to Nixon’s resignation. Just like then and now, Americans are losing faith in their government. We are documenting every illegal action and will hold this administration and Elon Musk accountable.
February 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Don’t lose hope. Remember, Watergate took over two years to fully unravel from the initial break-in to Nixon’s resignation. Just like then and now, Americans are losing faith in their government. We are documenting every illegal action and will hold this administration and Elon Musk accountable.
I lov my pardner
he is the best
many things may suck but my pardner has never been one of them at least
he is the best
many things may suck but my pardner has never been one of them at least
February 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I lov my pardner
he is the best
many things may suck but my pardner has never been one of them at least
he is the best
many things may suck but my pardner has never been one of them at least
I didn't in fact get the job time to spiral
February 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I didn't in fact get the job time to spiral
I hear back from this jobbo tomorrow pls think good thoughts for me
February 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I hear back from this jobbo tomorrow pls think good thoughts for me
I need this job I applied for to email me back please 😭🥺
February 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I need this job I applied for to email me back please 😭🥺
make 2025 the year we normalize resolving conflict through ass beatings
January 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
make 2025 the year we normalize resolving conflict through ass beatings
life is too short and love is too long
(Nona the Ninth quote)
(Nona the Ninth quote)
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 AM
life is too short and love is too long
(Nona the Ninth quote)
(Nona the Ninth quote)
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I can't believe it's only January 92nd
January 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I can't believe it's only January 92nd
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We don't body slam people enough anymore
January 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We don't body slam people enough anymore
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me: schedules therapy 3 weeks out this time bc things have been pretty chill
life:
me: ah
life:
me: ah
January 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
me: schedules therapy 3 weeks out this time bc things have been pretty chill
life:
me: ah
life:
me: ah
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some people truly are the gas station sushi of humanity
January 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
some people truly are the gas station sushi of humanity
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People who refill the Brita pitcher are the backbone of society.
January 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
People who refill the Brita pitcher are the backbone of society.
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i cannot make the world around us less dark,
but i will lend you what light
and warmth
i have to remind you that the darkness has edges,
seams,
that it cannot swallow
everything
but i will lend you what light
and warmth
i have to remind you that the darkness has edges,
seams,
that it cannot swallow
everything
January 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i cannot make the world around us less dark,
but i will lend you what light
and warmth
i have to remind you that the darkness has edges,
seams,
that it cannot swallow
everything
but i will lend you what light
and warmth
i have to remind you that the darkness has edges,
seams,
that it cannot swallow
everything
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It’s cringey when people call Elon Musk ‘Elmo’ but on the other hand he probably could be psychologically destroyed by a nickname that was hurtful enough
January 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It’s cringey when people call Elon Musk ‘Elmo’ but on the other hand he probably could be psychologically destroyed by a nickname that was hurtful enough
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growing up is realizing that bert’s making some solid points cause ernie’s being kind of an a-hole rn
January 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
growing up is realizing that bert’s making some solid points cause ernie’s being kind of an a-hole rn
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APPARENTLY you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger, you gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK
i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK
January 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
APPARENTLY you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser, you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger, you gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK
i *just* found this out. fuck. FUCK
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Stranger: Are you ok?
Me: [slowly rotating in a circle] One of my Heelys is broken
Me: [slowly rotating in a circle] One of my Heelys is broken
January 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Stranger: Are you ok?
Me: [slowly rotating in a circle] One of my Heelys is broken
Me: [slowly rotating in a circle] One of my Heelys is broken