Zeteni
@zeteni.bsky.social
He/They
Multidisciplinary nerd. Video games, webcomics, anime, and light novels.
Here to occasionally shitpost, follow politics, and balance it with following random artists to help wash it down.
Multidisciplinary nerd. Video games, webcomics, anime, and light novels.
Here to occasionally shitpost, follow politics, and balance it with following random artists to help wash it down.
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TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY 🗣🗣🗣 I would really love if you share my art today 🥹💜
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY 🗣🗣🗣 I would really love if you share my art today 🥹💜
Bluesky Wrapped and it's filled with chunks of fried chicken, mixed greens, shredded cheese, and a bit of sauce.
...Am I doing this right?
...Am I doing this right?
Bluesky Wrapped and it’s how many times other people made the joke in the replies before you posted it
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times people didn't read the full thread before replying
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's filled with chunks of fried chicken, mixed greens, shredded cheese, and a bit of sauce.
...Am I doing this right?
...Am I doing this right?
GFDI I cannot be getting sick again! I literally just got over a week long cold and a sequel seems to be gearing up with only two days of reprieve between them.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
GFDI I cannot be getting sick again! I literally just got over a week long cold and a sequel seems to be gearing up with only two days of reprieve between them.
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Seconded. That last line hits hard.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Seconded. That last line hits hard.
Feeling like utter crap today. Anyway, time to do physical labor for 8 hours.
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Feeling like utter crap today. Anyway, time to do physical labor for 8 hours.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
After getting caught in a storm at work (I work outdoors) I dropped a hundo on rainboots so my feet wouldn't get soaked through again. Every rainy day of note since (and projected for this week) has occurred on my day off.
10/10 product.
Would buy to shunt all rainy days to days off again.
10/10 product.
Would buy to shunt all rainy days to days off again.
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
After getting caught in a storm at work (I work outdoors) I dropped a hundo on rainboots so my feet wouldn't get soaked through again. Every rainy day of note since (and projected for this week) has occurred on my day off.
10/10 product.
Would buy to shunt all rainy days to days off again.
10/10 product.
Would buy to shunt all rainy days to days off again.
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Black Mirror writer: In my episode I invented the cursed reanimated loved one as a cautionary tale.
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the cursed reanimated loved one from classic Black Mirror episode "Don't Create The Cursed Reanimated Loved One".
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the cursed reanimated loved one from classic Black Mirror episode "Don't Create The Cursed Reanimated Loved One".
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Black Mirror writer: In my episode I invented the cursed reanimated loved one as a cautionary tale.
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the cursed reanimated loved one from classic Black Mirror episode "Don't Create The Cursed Reanimated Loved One".
Tech Company: At long last, we have created the cursed reanimated loved one from classic Black Mirror episode "Don't Create The Cursed Reanimated Loved One".
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Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every "population crisis" article in western media is just "WHERE ARE THE WHITE BABIES" in disguise and we absolutely do not have to give any credence to any of them
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"Hey guys, you know the technology that's been driving people to delusional psychosis? Let's stick it into the artifacts filled with the most cursed cultural lore across the world and hand it to the most vulnerable members of society we're all supposed to protect."
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
"Hey guys, you know the technology that's been driving people to delusional psychosis? Let's stick it into the artifacts filled with the most cursed cultural lore across the world and hand it to the most vulnerable members of society we're all supposed to protect."
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I am so sick of seeing fatalistic “this won’t change any votes” BS about the Epstein releases. Come on people, we literally saw huge vote swings 9 days ago in elections all over the country. The doomerism has got to stop!
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I am so sick of seeing fatalistic “this won’t change any votes” BS about the Epstein releases. Come on people, we literally saw huge vote swings 9 days ago in elections all over the country. The doomerism has got to stop!
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Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵
This wouldn't even cover the increased cost of my groceries for the year, let alone all the other more expensive shit.
The president has promised to send $2,000 to Americans amid legal challenges to his controversial trade policy.
$2,000 Tariff Dividend Checks Highly Unlikely This Year, Betting Odds Suggest
The president has promised to send $2,000 to Americans amid legal challenges to his controversial trade policy.
www.forbes.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This wouldn't even cover the increased cost of my groceries for the year, let alone all the other more expensive shit.
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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Had to share this from twitter just because
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Had to share this from twitter just because
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Im still mad about this, to me calling this shit distractions is almost gaslighting
who is distracted staring down the barrel of healthcare and food cuts
it's not a distraction
it was an insult, ridden with naked contempt and derision for ordinary citizens, and it should be referred to as such
"he's trying to distract you" no, HE'S SAYING YOU DESERVE TO BE SHIT ON
it's not a distraction
it was an insult, ridden with naked contempt and derision for ordinary citizens, and it should be referred to as such
"he's trying to distract you" no, HE'S SAYING YOU DESERVE TO BE SHIT ON
Obama: The weird videos of a U.S. President with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet and dumping poop on protesting citizens… All of that is designed to distract you from the fact that your situation has not gotten better.
November 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Im still mad about this, to me calling this shit distractions is almost gaslighting
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covering myself in yellow paint so that women will notice me as an interactive element.
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
covering myself in yellow paint so that women will notice me as an interactive element.
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
I am not a baseball person, but apparently my Bluesky feed insists I briefly become one.
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I am not a baseball person, but apparently my Bluesky feed insists I briefly become one.
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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So I guess Republicans abolished the House of Representatives to protect pedophiles. I think that's bad
October 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
So I guess Republicans abolished the House of Representatives to protect pedophiles. I think that's bad
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He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
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the establishment endorsing Zohran because they know he's going to win even if they don't like him is good, actually
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
the establishment endorsing Zohran because they know he's going to win even if they don't like him is good, actually