Blessed be the Guide tab on a game's Steam page. The closest we have to the holy GameFAQs of yor in these trying times.

If this isn't just a long winded way of saying, "I should be able to fine people for saying stupid shit." then I have no idea what they could actually mean.

I adhered to the Old Netiquette and refused to put music that auto-played on a webpage I had any control over.

"This is very high."

This kinda thing is what we put up with the Internet's shit for.

It's rough because A: it's the system people are most likely to play and B: I really do like the rest of the package!

For all of the criticisms I see and believe of the Dragon Game, it's still excellent at delivering the mysterious alchemical combination of traits I want from a campaign TTRPG!

I fretted over what leisure to engage in and ended up doing none.

This is part of why I struggle to run the Dragon Game. I know the design expects and needs 6 encounters in a day to function optimally, but I have an impossible time constructing scenarios that actually facilitate that, or can compel the players to stick to it. Especially every (adventuring) day!

How dare...

I'm glad I find the turkey merely ok so I have more room for all of the sides. Its true job actually comes after where the leftovers are used to make delicious sandwiches for days.

She has extensive... tomes.

I bet its writers are mad they didn't think of it first.

NGL, I don't even blame the driver. The job is to sit there and do nothing until a sudden moment you need to react fast enough AND know to override the automated system you're expecting to work and are relying on. I can't imagine a single human being able to successfully perform such a role.

A little Goonscrolling to garnish your Doomscrolling.

Now why would you go and put this idea into the world, thereby increasing its odds of manifesting?

(Because you're a true poster, obviously, but still.)

In the spirit of WeRateDogs, I rate them a 12/10 for their keen insight into consumer policy.