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looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"
February 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
looking at pictures of turds, frowning, shaking my head "thats a bad one... mine would never look that bad"
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Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
December 31, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
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I made a gingerbread panopticon
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I made a gingerbread panopticon
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i was looking for a job, and then i found a job, and heaven knows i'm miserable now
December 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
i was looking for a job, and then i found a job, and heaven knows i'm miserable now
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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Sweden Gives Man 6 Months Paternity Leave For Busting Huge Load
theonion.com/sweden-gives...
theonion.com/sweden-gives...
December 12, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Sweden Gives Man 6 Months Paternity Leave For Busting Huge Load
theonion.com/sweden-gives...
theonion.com/sweden-gives...
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POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.
December 10, 2024 at 12:39 PM
POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.
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I think bluesky NEEDS to see this
November 27, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I think bluesky NEEDS to see this
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
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New hero just dropped
November 18, 2024 at 8:34 AM
New hero just dropped
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you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
November 13, 2024 at 1:11 PM
you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
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God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
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the media thinks its funny when a man eats too many figs and rubs his stuomach and says "Oh ive had too many figs". They want us dead
September 30, 2024 at 11:04 AM
the media thinks its funny when a man eats too many figs and rubs his stuomach and says "Oh ive had too many figs". They want us dead
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Mannertee is a manatee who teaches driving manners in East Japan.
September 29, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Mannertee is a manatee who teaches driving manners in East Japan.
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bluegrass: fuck yeah! mountains! sweet southern air!! hittin the road!!!
also bluegrass: i killed someone and i either feel really bad about it or don't give a flying fuck,, no in between
also bluegrass: i killed someone and i either feel really bad about it or don't give a flying fuck,, no in between
September 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM
bluegrass: fuck yeah! mountains! sweet southern air!! hittin the road!!!
also bluegrass: i killed someone and i either feel really bad about it or don't give a flying fuck,, no in between
also bluegrass: i killed someone and i either feel really bad about it or don't give a flying fuck,, no in between
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big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats
September 11, 2024 at 3:24 AM
big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats
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Look, everyone has a thing and the more you're into that thing, the harder you go in on failures.
But why these folks *so savage about apples*? It's honestly impressive.
applerankings.com/pick-an-apple/
But why these folks *so savage about apples*? It's honestly impressive.
applerankings.com/pick-an-apple/
September 2, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Look, everyone has a thing and the more you're into that thing, the harder you go in on failures.
But why these folks *so savage about apples*? It's honestly impressive.
applerankings.com/pick-an-apple/
But why these folks *so savage about apples*? It's honestly impressive.
applerankings.com/pick-an-apple/
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Entering the literary modding community with my rewrite of The Great Gatsby where Gatsby has 2x movement speed and doesn’t take fall damage
September 7, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Entering the literary modding community with my rewrite of The Great Gatsby where Gatsby has 2x movement speed and doesn’t take fall damage