@yeahso.bsky.social
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Crabs together strong.
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Crabs together strong.
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If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth
2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now
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Imagine not wanting your community to have this guy in it bsky.app/profile/wapp...
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Imagine not wanting your community to have this guy in it bsky.app/profile/wapp...
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Touched my face not realizing I still had jalapeño residue and irritated my eye right after I sent this post. Grabbed a THC seltzer cause we gotta keep running the ball.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Touched my face not realizing I still had jalapeño residue and irritated my eye right after I sent this post. Grabbed a THC seltzer cause we gotta keep running the ball.
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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listen... people with girlfriends and boyfriends and theyfriends expand the kingdom of God... i thought you wanted to do numbers????
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
listen... people with girlfriends and boyfriends and theyfriends expand the kingdom of God... i thought you wanted to do numbers????
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I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm having a hard time believing it's just one magician
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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I just quit on a post I was writing about this sort of thing, because there wasn't quite enough there, but it's worth noting that this sort of thing is unique to Dems, and loser shit/evil, but also stupid. None of these dorks will face ads in their home district re-election campaign about this!
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I just quit on a post I was writing about this sort of thing, because there wasn't quite enough there, but it's worth noting that this sort of thing is unique to Dems, and loser shit/evil, but also stupid. None of these dorks will face ads in their home district re-election campaign about this!
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Guys like Matt Walsh have two moods, "I am the hardest toughest, manliest man that has ever existed" and "I remembered they discontinued Surge and cried for 30 minutes."
In which Matt Walsh realizes he’s no longer 12.
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Guys like Matt Walsh have two moods, "I am the hardest toughest, manliest man that has ever existed" and "I remembered they discontinued Surge and cried for 30 minutes."
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bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
bill maher with one of the craziest flop jokes i've ever seen in my life
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This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
"A man pardoned by President Donald Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
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Simon Says and Red Panda can make any game more watchable
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Simon Says and Red Panda can make any game more watchable
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DARNELL WASHINGTON IS A UNIT!
November 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
DARNELL WASHINGTON IS A UNIT!
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So my mom and her husband went to Montgomery last week and hung out with the crew from chairteenth… and I am jealous
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So my mom and her husband went to Montgomery last week and hung out with the crew from chairteenth… and I am jealous
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Here’s the room where I keep all my things
February 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here’s the room where I keep all my things
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Never ending soup and salad (threatening)
November 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Never ending soup and salad (threatening)
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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"Mans say this is the Cadillac…he mean Lexus, but he ain’t know it." -Snoop
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Mans say this is the Cadillac…he mean Lexus, but he ain’t know it." -Snoop
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Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo
"Mans say this is the Cadillac…he mean Lexus, but he ain’t know it." -Snoop
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dude laid out the greatest hardware store sales pitch of all time imo
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Happy Friday everyone
Guy getting absolutely wrecked with a Twisted Tea after saying the n word set to Dave Matthews is my favorite in the genre
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Happy Friday everyone