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me, most evenings
Daily bunny no.3225 had a late night brew
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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Get in losers we’re doing central planning without the planning
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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🤔 this story was presented to me earlier today as "ICE officer busted in human trafficking ring" and now it's "federal contractor busted in prostitution sting" and if you don't know the difference between those two things I'm not sure how I can help you
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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"Sir, where are we supposed to use coal?"
Hegseth: "Could we retrofit our submarines to run on coal?"
Trump: "Do the Russians have those?
Hegseth: "NO SIR!"
Trump: "Put a 400% tariff on Trinidad & Tobago and build that shit"
February 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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the same carton of eggs was $4.99 a few months ago and is now $6.99. just because they can.

this isn’t tenable.
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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My “We can unequivocally confirm that His Holiness has never met Jeffrey Epstein or authorised any meeting or interaction with him by anyone on His Holiness's behalf” press release is generating a lot of questions already answered by my press release.
Boy I do *not* want to know what necessitated this press release
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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the statute that Jeanine Pirro reportedly tried to indict congressional Dems under, 18 USC 2387, was originally passed as part of the 1947 Smith Act, a notorious law used to clamp down on free speech during the Red Scare
They tried to prosecute members of Congress under the Smith Act. Absolute scenes
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Amber Glenn won Olympic gold on Sunday. That same day, she left social media because of death threats. Her offense: she'd told reporters the queer community is going through "a hard time." The headline called it "backlash." www.readtpa.com/p/the-thresh...
The Threshold
The right used to attack athletes who protested. Now they attack athletes who express feelings at all.
www.readtpa.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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July 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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"Saxon, officially an ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations official, has pleaded not guilty to the charges. He reportedly started seeing the victim when she was 18 and he was in his 40s."
We’re going to see a lot more of these cases after the next election.

“An ICE leader has been locked up in the same jail where he’d sent ICE prisoners after he allegedly strangled his girlfriend earlier this month.“
ICE Leader Thrown in His Own Jail Over Strangling Claims
Samuel Saxon, 47, has been handed over to the feds after allegedly brutalizing his girlfriend and lying about it.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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INNOCENT
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Mike Johnson just claimed (for at least the second time today!) to be ignorant of major news developments that reflect poorly on Trump.

DRINK!
February 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Italian, Chilean, Puerto Rican and Afro-Caribbean = Part of the melting pot of the USA 🩷
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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i don’t approve of the new jersey lifestyle and i don’t want it indoctrinating our children
I can’t stop laughing about “and from New Jersey”
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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This was Mike Johnson's third failed rule vote of the 119th Congress, bringing him closer to tying the modern era record for rule failure in the House.

Which is currently held by... Mike Johnson, from the 118th Congress
RULE VOTE FAILS, 217-214.

Three Republicans- Thomas Massie, Kevin Kiley, and Don Bacon - buck the party to allow floor consideration of measures to end Trump's tariffs.

The first such measure, likely on Canada tariffs, could come up as soon as tomorrow
Republicans have been holding this vote open for 40 minutes or so, but the holdouts- Massie, Kiley, Bacon, reportedly left the Capitol. The absent Republican is Greg Murphy (R-NC), who has missed a lot of time since a mid December surgery.

Not clear why Johnson is still holding this vote open
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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“If these fuckers think” has set a new bar for how politicians should begin their statements about these fuckers.

Meet it or get left behind.
Helluva statement from Colorado Rep Crow (D) on the Trump administration's failure to indict him and others
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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Helluva statement from Colorado Rep Crow (D) on the Trump administration's failure to indict him and others
February 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
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Another memorable ruling out of West Virginia, where Judge Goodwin — a Clinton appointee — excoriates the treatment of ICE detainees.

"This is not what civil enforcement looks like in a humane system of government under law."
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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It's the citizens on this grand jury & the people blowing whistles in Minneapolis & across America that are standing up to Trump's lawless, authoritarian takeover.
 
We, the People are protecting our democracy as spineless Republicans in Congress roll over for Trump every time.
Grand Jury Rebuffs Justice Dept. Attempt to Indict 6 Democrats in Congress
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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"The government attorneys assigned to the case are political appointees, not career Justice Department prosecutors, according to a source familiar with the investigation."
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Let’s recap just the past day at Ohio State University:
1) The head of their ObGyn department was found to be getting quarterly payments from international child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein
2) OSU’s top donor was confirmed to be a co-conspirator of Epstein’s
3) Now this. 👇
Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio State’s Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an … assistant professor?!?!
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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feeling very creeped-out and disgusted and angry that this guy was requesting funding from Jeffrey goddamn Epstein to host a conference about rape, which was mandatory attendance for the students in his course about rape, while I was at UT
Former professor requested thousands from Jeffrey Epstein Foundation to fund campus rape policy conference
Content warning: This story contains discussion of pedophilia, sexual assault, harassment, rape and suicide. A former UT Classics professor requested over $10,000 from Jeffrey Epstein’s charitable org...
thedailytexan.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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there are two things about this, one is that there is no prime minister of switzerland, he's talking about the president of the swiss confederation, which is a different thing entirely, and, two, i'm not sure you could make a more persuasive case to SCOTUS for nuking tariffs than this one
Trump: "So I put on a 30% tariff, which is very low. I got an emergency call from I believe the prime minister of Switzerland. She was very aggressive ... I didn't really like the way she talked to us, so instead of giving her a reduction, I raised it to 39%."
February 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM