Jeffermoon-Pielot
@jeffersonpilot.org
Clemson alum. Mobilian by birth, Bills fan by the grace of my middle school math class. Baltimore resident. He/him
Just saw a St. Bernard, day improved
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Just saw a St. Bernard, day improved
UPS I think this excuse runs out when you made a delivery to my house yesterday
February 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM
UPS I think this excuse runs out when you made a delivery to my house yesterday
Fine with people using my recycling bin as they pass by but at least break the box down and put it in the bin, the guys on the truck are gonna yell at me
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Fine with people using my recycling bin as they pass by but at least break the box down and put it in the bin, the guys on the truck are gonna yell at me
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guy who thinks Drake Maye is Shark Week for dragons
February 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
guy who thinks Drake Maye is Shark Week for dragons
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doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him
Wolf Blitzer’s mom: Wolf Blitzer
Wolf Blitzer’s mom: Wolf Blitzer
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
doctor: congrats on the baby! What are you going to name him
Wolf Blitzer’s mom: Wolf Blitzer
Wolf Blitzer’s mom: Wolf Blitzer
Jimmy Buffett got kicked out of my high school for fighting, if that counts
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Jimmy Buffett got kicked out of my high school for fighting, if that counts
I hate those posts that are just a quote from some insane person like fuentes posted uncritically. You're just reposting his opinions and hoping the reader thinks "wow that's horrible"
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I hate those posts that are just a quote from some insane person like fuentes posted uncritically. You're just reposting his opinions and hoping the reader thinks "wow that's horrible"
she Jere my Piven til I have an experience
@normcharlatan.bsky.social know there’s a lot going on but wanted to make sure you saw this
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
she Jere my Piven til I have an experience
I’m in old bay country now you know I stay strapped
February 12, 2026 at 2:14 AM
I’m in old bay country now you know I stay strapped
All the anger over the halftime show being in Spanish is making it hard for those of us that want to complain they only did like 2 bars of gasolina
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
All the anger over the halftime show being in Spanish is making it hard for those of us that want to complain they only did like 2 bars of gasolina
Just learned Bluesky has drafts now but I’m so conditioned to just hit post now that I’m not sure I’ll use them much
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Just learned Bluesky has drafts now but I’m so conditioned to just hit post now that I’m not sure I’ll use them much
So a closed-airspace shoot-down order to just lifting it all a few hours in, what is the goal here? I refuse to let hanlon’s razor be the answer to everything
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
So a closed-airspace shoot-down order to just lifting it all a few hours in, what is the goal here? I refuse to let hanlon’s razor be the answer to everything
Closing the El Paso airport and all air traffic within 10 miles of the city with no stated reason is appalling, but it’s not surprising that they’d try it. Terror, harm, and division are the goals, after all. More anger means more conflict means more people to put into the concentration camps.
February 11, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Closing the El Paso airport and all air traffic within 10 miles of the city with no stated reason is appalling, but it’s not surprising that they’d try it. Terror, harm, and division are the goals, after all. More anger means more conflict means more people to put into the concentration camps.
Cast Away (2000)
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Cast Away (2000)
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The Trump administration has embraced the light of Modern Monetary Theory. And none too soon!
Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 AM
The Trump administration has embraced the light of Modern Monetary Theory. And none too soon!
There is so much dog shit everywhere in the city right now. It’s a minefield, especially with the yellow snow added in
February 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
There is so much dog shit everywhere in the city right now. It’s a minefield, especially with the yellow snow added in
anybody wanna play some StarCraft Brood War
February 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
anybody wanna play some StarCraft Brood War
The best part about ring announcing they’ve got a massive nation wide surveillance network and seemingly trying to out compete flock means way more flock cameras to counter it. Yay! We love universal surveillance don’t we folks
February 10, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The best part about ring announcing they’ve got a massive nation wide surveillance network and seemingly trying to out compete flock means way more flock cameras to counter it. Yay! We love universal surveillance don’t we folks
Absolutely nailed the pizza dough today, this thing is a cloud
February 10, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Absolutely nailed the pizza dough today, this thing is a cloud
I bet you think robocop is "political."
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I bet you think robocop is "political."
Small business calling themselves CEOs to sound cooler is so funny to me. Please, I would like to meet the board of directors for this laundromat
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Small business calling themselves CEOs to sound cooler is so funny to me. Please, I would like to meet the board of directors for this laundromat
america's alcohol problem found dead in ditch
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
america's alcohol problem found dead in ditch
Embrace tradition, bring the whimsy back to super bowl ads, shun the celebrity/weight loss/ai/crypto ad menace
The Super Bowl commercials last night were generally terrible ... but I hadn't seen the Billy Bass ad until this morning. This one made me laugh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimJ...
All-New 2026 Jeep® Cherokee Hybrid | Billy Bass Goes To The River (Big Game Ad)
YouTube video by Jeep
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Embrace tradition, bring the whimsy back to super bowl ads, shun the celebrity/weight loss/ai/crypto ad menace
true patriots eat ass
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
true patriots eat ass