Jefferson-Pilot
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Posting expert for @STSouthland.bsky.social. Mobilian by birth, Bills fan by the grace of my middle school math class. New Baltimore resident. He/him
fun part about being unemployed is how you feel guilty about doing anything not related to job searching
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
fun part about being unemployed is how you feel guilty about doing anything not related to job searching
Pinky swear? Cross your heart??
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Pinky swear? Cross your heart??
graduates of the Dabo Swinney Institute for Burying Your Head in the Sand.
seems to me that those democrats inclined not to fight perceive themselves as living through a somewhat ordinary cycle of presidential overreach and backlash and not something much more significant and dangerous
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
graduates of the Dabo Swinney Institute for Burying Your Head in the Sand.
the "but a dog can't play basketball!" tweet should go into history books imo
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 AM
the "but a dog can't play basketball!" tweet should go into history books imo
Schumer’s buyout has to be crazy, you’d think a booster would come in and handle that
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Schumer’s buyout has to be crazy, you’d think a booster would come in and handle that
excited for the promised healthcare vote to fail 53-47 in a couple weeks
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
excited for the promised healthcare vote to fail 53-47 in a couple weeks
Worst cane in the senate since 1856
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Worst cane in the senate since 1856
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None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
Unfortunately today’s politics basically make it impossible to become a senator without being a bitch.
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
None of this is my fault, don’t doom in my mentions, don’t be a bitch, kick the shit out of everyone in our way until you see daylight, hope this helps
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If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
“…and a promise of a vote on healthcare!”
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“…and a promise of a vote on healthcare!”
democratic leadership in any situation
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
democratic leadership in any situation
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Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Major whiff by Schumer to not time the cave to allow Trump to announce it live on Sunday Night Football
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Okay, since I've seen similar questions about stuff like this multiple times in the last couple weeks, I'm going to make a thread explaining it. /1
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Okay, since I've seen similar questions about stuff like this multiple times in the last couple weeks, I'm going to make a thread explaining it. /1
[Spraying silver paint onto my face] PITTNESS ME
College Gameday is going to Pitt next weekend as Notre Dame comes to town. Suddenly a very big game for both sides.
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
[Spraying silver paint onto my face] PITTNESS ME
the jaguars as a franchise have the same energy as that kid in a class who “can’t find their homework” and spends like 10 minutes pretending to search before just giving up
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
the jaguars as a franchise have the same energy as that kid in a class who “can’t find their homework” and spends like 10 minutes pretending to search before just giving up
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While they’re still screwing about with SNAP, it’s a good idea to donate to pet shelters, too.
If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.
apnews.com/article/pets...
If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.
apnews.com/article/pets...
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
apnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
While they’re still screwing about with SNAP, it’s a good idea to donate to pet shelters, too.
If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.
apnews.com/article/pets...
If you dare show up with “poor people shouldn’t have pets”, I will tear such a new one it generates a black hole.
apnews.com/article/pets...
Hey nice Clemson won
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hey nice Clemson won
what a whimper to go out on fsu lol
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
what a whimper to go out on fsu lol
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What exactly is pass interference
November 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
What exactly is pass interference
Referee with a needed stop on the running back there.
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Referee with a needed stop on the running back there.
Clemson game briefly switched to a stadium security camera for a second lol
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Clemson game briefly switched to a stadium security camera for a second lol
Didn’t use it for one review, did one play later. Cool man, what?
Why is the ACC so inconsistent on when they give you a look into the review center in charlotte
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Didn’t use it for one review, did one play later. Cool man, what?