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Meeting the love of your life and cheating on her in less time than it takes some nfl teams to reach their bye week, lol
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back

www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:46 PM
It sucks that we normalized conspiracy theorists so much that things like this are too basic for them to discuss. I need someone on radio row to ask Christian McCaffery about this, not whether or not WiFi is why Nick Bosa can’t stay healthy.
Jeffrey Epstein’s brother Mark sent a tip to the FBI accusing Trump of authorizing his murder:

“I have reason to believe he was killed because he was about to name names. I believe Present Trump authorized is murder.“
February 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
February 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Turns out that Elon Musk, the entire Republican Party, and the New York giants are all evil perverts who should be stripped of power and rotting in prison cells. I’m going to have a hard time challenging my beliefs and being more open minded moving forward.
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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McQuade personally used the power of the press to get the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop to take down the "Acting is like scoring a touchdown" quote erroneously attributed to Ed Harris. What have you ever done?
defector.com/the-garden-s...
The Garden State Parkway's Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes | Defector
CHEESEQUAKE, N.J. — Have you ever scored a touchdown? I never played real football, so my own experiences have been pretty low-key, but man, did they feel great. I think I remember almost all of them—...
defector.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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I know I’m a homer but this was the most quintessentially McQuade story. Perfect idea, perfect execution. Dan was the only person on Earth who could’ve written this.
How Far Did Rocky Go in His Training Run in 'Rocky II'?
Rocky wasn't just a boxer. He was a marathoner.
www.phillymag.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Devastating. Nobody captured the spirit of Philadelphia in their writing better than Dan. Curious, witty, and weird, in a completely authentic way. Rest in peace.
Just saw the Dan McQuade news and am incredibly sad. Philadelphia has lost an institution, and journalism is much worse off without him. Fuck.
January 29, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Very heart warming to read that these people with no sense of humanity can still register when somebody gets their ass.
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Maxey-Edgecombe-Embiid is a trio that was made for an nba street video game
January 28, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I’m pretty sure I explained this in greater detail on twitter, but the recent dynasty of the Kansas City chiefs was filled to the brim with incorrigible shit heads and last years super bowl was a righteous reckoning for them.
Brittany Mahomes is reposting conspiracy theories about the catastrophic snowstorm being “manufactured”, most cooked WAG in pro sports I’m afraid
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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Philadelphia residents, if you have money or extra things and would like to help the library staff provide for our unhoused neighbors it would be appreciated!
January 27, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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An uncatchable ball is usually really, really obviously uncatchable
January 26, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Former auburn backup QB who hasn’t taken a snap in 2 years replacing former auburn starting QB for the team that wears orange and blue. The chaos potential is high.
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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If any Democrat in the Senate votes to fund ICE, they are voting for the summary execution of American citizens. It’s really that simple.
Reminder: DHS legislation that funds ICE at current levels without policy restrictions is in the Senate and needs 60 votes to pass. Deadline is next Friday.
January 24, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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The Republican Party is fundamentally incompatible with a free and civilized society.
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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At the point where I will gladly serve my country in this specific effort
All of them. At every level. Logistics, admin, the lowliest, most distant pencil-pushers. All of them. Every single one. Even if it takes decades to find them all and the last ones are old and remorseful when they get caught. All of them.
January 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
*whispers* some really great clutch mins from Paul George in that comeback.
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Philadelphia Phantoms mascot ass president
January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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lol
January 22, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I talked to a guy about how crazy he felt when he'd talk to his therapist about the actions and intentions of the Trump administration. I related to him. Maybe you will too.

badfaithtimes.com/they-make-yo...
They Make You Sound Crazy
You will appear to be a complete lunatic if you explain reality today.
badfaithtimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM