ErniePurcell
banner
erniepurcell.bsky.social
ErniePurcell
@erniepurcell.bsky.social
Eagles film room on Tuesday
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Do the Germans have a word for being filled with dread while watching the most expensive offense in the league take the field?
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
David Mulugheta got Watson paid despite all the sexual assault allegations with a massive assist from the Insider Industrial Complex. I promise we don't have to do that all over again for a guy who is broken and is a stain on the career of Mulugheta and everyone who helped him
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
Doing a 7 step drop on the Dr. Pepper halftime challenge
December 8, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
not to be over the top here but I think everyone involved in this in any way should be left to drown in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean
Soon, CNN will run live odds on world events where its viewers can gamble on them in real time on their smartphones. One recent Kalshi betting market that allowed people to bet on whether Palestinians in Gaza would suffer mass starvation.
CNN Partners With a Gambling App That Lets You Wager on Starvation in Gaza
The app company’s two biggest investors are also heavily invested in the Israeli military.
buff.ly
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
Even as a Millennial TurboLiberal for whom this website is made I have to admit I get pretty tired of reading about one trillion problems I neither understand nor can solve. "THOUSANDS of octopi are dying off the coast of Madagascar" alright I'm not in charge of that. That's not my job.
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.
In lieu of affordable universal health insurance, Texans will now be given better access to de-worming medication.
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
December 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
TMZ on in the gym has me thinking how perfect the TMZ parody scenes in Popstar Never Stop Never Stopping are. Need Will Arnette in more silly roles.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
The President is actively dying right next to his team of simps yelling about what a Big Strong Leader Man he is. Just sitting there, eyes closed, croaking in front of our eyes.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
There is a free tool to migrate from Spotify to Apple Music and you won’t regret it
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Did he just balk a field goal?
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I feel like I’ve watched that auburn game 17x over the past 3 seasons.
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
Eagles offense currently 17th in EPA/drive and 26th in success rate.

Here are all the times over the past 20 years the Eagles offense has finished in the bottom half of the league in both EPA/drive and success rate:

2012 (Andy Reid fired)
2015 (Chip Kelly fired)
2020 (Doug Pederson fired)
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
You can say it's the OC's fault and sure it's that too, but the HC gives them nothing. He's not a great game planner, he doesn't call plays, their vibes are rancid, his in-game decision making veers between cowardly and incoherent, they're undisciplined, and everyone seems to hate each other.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
Love to treat Philadelphians like some kind of sociological freaks at the zoo for booing as if it's better ... not to care?
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
2 of the last 4 seasons this team has made the Super Bowl and the other 2 they look like one of the worst coached teams in the league. The most noteworthy decision this coach has made in the last 14 months was his haircut.
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Apple pie is not bad, but apple crumble is a far superior product and should overtake apple pie as the standard around Thanksgiving.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is the post 5:30 nap when it’s already dark out
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
A 37 min podcast discussion on who the Sean Dyche of the NFL is.
Would the league ever implement a win minimum for teams to hit in order to retain their first-round picks?

I did some investigating for "Pardon My Take", and this is what various league sources had to say: www.nytimes.com/athletic/682...
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by ErniePurcell
Musk's ego was mortally wounded by Joyce Carol Oates and he's been on a narcissistic supply bender since
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This is the right wing equivalent to batting for the cycle
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Going back in time and explaining to my younger self that we’ll be defending Super Bowl champs at 8-2 and I still want the coach fired and seeing how disappointed he looks at me.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM