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Christian Jones
@xian1889.bsky.social
280 followers 360 following 98 posts
Aspiring fantasy novelist and nerd of many tastes (mainly anime, DnD, MtG, comics, horror, history, and mythology).
He/Him, LGBTQ+ friendly
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whimsicalmuse.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is to pull a loose book from a bookshelf and finally, at long last, find that it opens a hidden door.
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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cerberusxt.bsky.social
December 21, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
Me: I have seasoning depression.

Her: lol
You mean seasonal depression?

Me: (shaking thyme out of a bottle) no
December 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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Timeline Of Trendy Christmas Toys
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Timeline Of Trendy Christmas Toys 1993: The Beanie Baby is introduced to the world, definitively showing the triumph of capitalism over communism -THe Onion
December 20, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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amagire.bsky.social
I do actually think I should get a free pizza for every 10 books I read
December 20, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
They have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and shared values
sexy anime figurine with cute little ferret
December 20, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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mikester.bsky.social
Anyway, the new Superman movie has Krypto the Superdog in it, so it is already the best film of 2025.
December 19, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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goxhicc.tweets.games
This is a test

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December 19, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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namie.bsky.social
i can't watch sonic 3 till next year 😞I hope no-one spoils the 30 minute scene where sonic and shadow kiss passionately, i want to enjoy it on the big screen
December 19, 2024 at 4:03 AM
xian1889.bsky.social
...Well, crap. I do like 5 of these, lmao.
Chart listing the "Top 15 Least Attractive Hobbies to Women, Percentage Responded 'Attractive' by Activity." Those hobbies are as follows: Comic Books 33.6%, Cosplay 32.1%, Debating 30.5%, Drinking 29.0%, MTG 28.5%, Anime 27.4%, Makeup 24.4%, Crypto 23.1%, Cigars 22.3, Clubbing 20.0%, Marijuana 15.9%, Funko 12.3%, Arguing Online 12.3%, Porn 10.8%, Gambling 6.4%, Manosphere 3.1%
December 19, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner
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Bald Man Presses Face To Window As Thick-Haired Family Sits Down To Dinner -The Onion
December 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
xian1889.bsky.social
Where do people even meet up these days? Besides bars and churches, I mean.

I’m desperate to find the cute nerdy girl of my dreams…
December 18, 2024 at 8:13 PM
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willoremus.com
men will literally kill a healthcare ceo instead of going to therapy that they can't afford because it was out of network wait how does this meme go again?
December 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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yoracrab.bsky.social
ciri from the witcher 4 👁️👄👁️
December 17, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion
December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
Give her what she really wants this holiday season. Death to the patriarchy, bodily autonomy, and real pockets in every dress and pair of pants.
December 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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What To Know About ‘Mufasa: The Lion King’
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What To Know About ‘Mufasa: The Lion King’ Q: Why should I bother seeing this one? A: Because sitting through 118 minutes of this is still than trying to figure out how to actually talk to your kid.
December 16, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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kathbarbadoro.bsky.social
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
You walk in and it’s like “that’s right, no more alcohol, this is a 100% Gay Grill”
December 16, 2024 at 2:33 AM
xian1889.bsky.social
If a dog were to see me laying down on my back in bed, would it assume I’m doing the belly-up submissive thing that dogs do? Or do dogs know that humans aren’t dogs, and don’t have the same social cues as them?
December 15, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
Years Of Inbreeding Causes Dog To Birth British Man
MANASSAS, VA—Producing numerous congenital and physical anomalies that include extreme Anglo-Saxon deformities, years of inbreeding reportedly caused a pug named Mabel to give birth to a British man M...
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December 15, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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bloodyblack1234.bsky.social
Aphrodite #commission from #recordofragnarok, request by @xian1889.bsky.social 😀

Thank you for the request and have a good day!

Commission still open for more details read bellow 👇
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December 15, 2024 at 5:12 PM
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synthfox87.bsky.social
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A fox making an Aaaaaaaaa sound a
December 14, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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December 13, 2024 at 7:36 AM
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merrittk.com
dont understand why so many people want to explore the super mario galaxy, when we have so many problems here on our super mario world. also pretend i posted this 17 years ago
December 13, 2024 at 12:15 AM