American Ninja Worrier
@xenyx.bsky.social
video games, singing and cooking for fun, sysad turned oss developer for money. Chicago enjoyer. she/her
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ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
June 27, 2023 at 7:30 PM
ME *traps wasp under a cup*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
MAGICIAN GHOST WHO HAUNTS ME: *appears & sets down 2 more cups*
ME: no
MAGICIAN GHOST: *starts to shuffle them*
Running DOOM on the microplastics in my brain
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Running DOOM on the microplastics in my brain
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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It's so crazy how the comics, animation, and video games industries are wildly popular billion dollar profit type shit and yet there is no money and no jobs for the people who make that possible
Being a creative right now feels like being attacked with steel rakes every time you open your phone
July 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's so crazy how the comics, animation, and video games industries are wildly popular billion dollar profit type shit and yet there is no money and no jobs for the people who make that possible
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whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry
June 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
whoa, ouroboros, you must be hungry
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reports that Pope Bob is already making plans to move the bean to the vatican, when asked for comment he had this to say:
“frankly, as the Vicar of Christ, that’s my fucking bean it belongs with me in the Holy City”
“frankly, as the Vicar of Christ, that’s my fucking bean it belongs with me in the Holy City”
May 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
reports that Pope Bob is already making plans to move the bean to the vatican, when asked for comment he had this to say:
“frankly, as the Vicar of Christ, that’s my fucking bean it belongs with me in the Holy City”
“frankly, as the Vicar of Christ, that’s my fucking bean it belongs with me in the Holy City”
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Lil Caesar: pizza pizza
Me: this guy fucking gets it
Me: this guy fucking gets it
April 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Lil Caesar: pizza pizza
Me: this guy fucking gets it
Me: this guy fucking gets it
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Lemme tell you boys something about women: Something about women.
April 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Lemme tell you boys something about women: Something about women.
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Knuckle tat:
“I would prefer not to”
“I would prefer not to”
April 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Knuckle tat:
“I would prefer not to”
“I would prefer not to”
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my love language is holding you hostage as i play music video after music video for your viewing pleasure
April 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
my love language is holding you hostage as i play music video after music video for your viewing pleasure
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A lot of you have never spent hours on support calls with chain-smoking salesman misogynists driving leased BMW's between government contractors complaining about their bitch wife divorcing them while they pull $180k in residuals, and it shows. Dreams and the world run on different operating systems
April 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A lot of you have never spent hours on support calls with chain-smoking salesman misogynists driving leased BMW's between government contractors complaining about their bitch wife divorcing them while they pull $180k in residuals, and it shows. Dreams and the world run on different operating systems
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Eating a banana just to peel something
April 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Eating a banana just to peel something
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Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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my position that “money is stupid and bullshit” is vindicated once again
April 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
my position that “money is stupid and bullshit” is vindicated once again
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An addon for Sublime Text or such that adds tariffs to Python: every import statement you make automatically sends a dollar to such as the GoFundMe of the recently fired person in charge of monitoring the level of sewage in drinking water
April 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
An addon for Sublime Text or such that adds tariffs to Python: every import statement you make automatically sends a dollar to such as the GoFundMe of the recently fired person in charge of monitoring the level of sewage in drinking water
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hot singles in your area wanna be melted between two perfectly grilled pieces of bread
(they are kraft singles)
(they are kraft singles)
February 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
hot singles in your area wanna be melted between two perfectly grilled pieces of bread
(they are kraft singles)
(they are kraft singles)
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italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy
The Vatican was excluded from the tariff list and Italy is at the 20% EU rate. I hope some scheming cardinal sees the opportunity here.
April 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
italians are about to invent a form of corruption so lucrative it will destroy the global economy
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Idk if I can make it. Got a fool’s errand around 3
April 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Idk if I can make it. Got a fool’s errand around 3
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I remember staying up late watching this live as a high-schooler and just pacing my living room, furious. It's crazy how I was completely right about everything as a stupid child and the intervening years have only proven me more correct. Anyway, George W. Bush is definitely going to hell
Tonight in 2003—at 9:34pm EDT—Operation Iraqi Freedom began when US, UK, and “Coalition of the Willing” forces launched a “shock and awe” aerial bombing campaign and invasion of Iraq to find and destroy nonexistent WMDs. It killed an estimated 281,000-315,000 people and cost more than $2 trillion.
March 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I remember staying up late watching this live as a high-schooler and just pacing my living room, furious. It's crazy how I was completely right about everything as a stupid child and the intervening years have only proven me more correct. Anyway, George W. Bush is definitely going to hell
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happy international women’s day
March 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
happy international women’s day