World Class Fuck-up
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I live off people I insult and no one says anything because they think I'm a goddamn lunatic
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Spoiler alert: that baby dies.
Eat arbys festively.
Eat arbys festively.
December 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Spoiler alert: that baby dies.
Eat arbys festively.
Eat arbys festively.
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Merry Christmas to all, but especially to you, you beautiful old building and loan.
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Merry Christmas to all, but especially to you, you beautiful old building and loan.
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Merry Christmas, friends
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Merry Christmas, friends
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To me, my X-Mas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
To me, my X-Mas!
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O holy night
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
O holy night
I'm way more proud of this than I should be
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I'm way more proud of this than I should be
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every single “masculinity” influencer should be required to get in the ring against a professional boxer once they hit 500 subscribers
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
every single “masculinity” influencer should be required to get in the ring against a professional boxer once they hit 500 subscribers
We don't have to live like this. We can stop these people pretty easily, we just have to trust each other.
December 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We don't have to live like this. We can stop these people pretty easily, we just have to trust each other.
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Really kind of dispiriting to realize how many men in my world see the women and people of color in their lives as thieves and obstacles to their thriving.
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Really kind of dispiriting to realize how many men in my world see the women and people of color in their lives as thieves and obstacles to their thriving.
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President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks
December 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
President Dipshit here, there will be a War tomorrow. No I did not ask anyone else about it first. Thanks
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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PITCH: Biblical era Home Alone with Herod going the houses around trying to slay childer but getting caught in all sorts of traps.
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
PITCH: Biblical era Home Alone with Herod going the houses around trying to slay childer but getting caught in all sorts of traps.
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Nosferatu is a movie about the universal fear that your wife wants to be jacked off by a Central European dude.
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Nosferatu is a movie about the universal fear that your wife wants to be jacked off by a Central European dude.
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💫Manifesting💫 wearing a dress made of this down pub and refusing to acknowledge that it is weird.
“Engineers at Cornell University have created the blackest fabric on record, finding it absorbs 99.87 percent of all light that dares to illuminate its surface.”
#scicomm
www.sciencealert.com/blackest-fab...
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#scicomm
www.sciencealert.com/blackest-fab...
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Blackest Fabric Ever Made Absorbs 99.87% of All Light That Hits It
If you want to stand out at your next metal gig, don't settle for a spot of color in a sea of black – go ultrablack instead.
www.sciencealert.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
💫Manifesting💫 wearing a dress made of this down pub and refusing to acknowledge that it is weird.
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Rape is bad. Racism is bad. Grifting is bad. Destroying public institutions and programs is bad. Wrecking the economy is bad. Kidnapping people is bad. Building camps is bad. Committing war crimes is bad. We need to offer people a reason to show up, but I believe that a majority are against *this*.
December 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Rape is bad. Racism is bad. Grifting is bad. Destroying public institutions and programs is bad. Wrecking the economy is bad. Kidnapping people is bad. Building camps is bad. Committing war crimes is bad. We need to offer people a reason to show up, but I believe that a majority are against *this*.
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The people you should really be scared of on the Subway are the ones applying impeccable eye makeup on a moving train. They fear nothing and make sure you know it.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The people you should really be scared of on the Subway are the ones applying impeccable eye makeup on a moving train. They fear nothing and make sure you know it.
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also, choosing to quietly resign when you know the soldiers under your command are going to be given orders you think may be illegal is coward shit, you make them fucking fire you and then you fight them on it
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
also, choosing to quietly resign when you know the soldiers under your command are going to be given orders you think may be illegal is coward shit, you make them fucking fire you and then you fight them on it
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I don't need to watch unboxing videos, I have Opening the Microwave with ADHD. Will it be empty? Is yesterday's breakfast still in there? Will I go to heat up my coffee and find another mug of coffee? The passport I just spent $150 replacing? Impossible to say
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't need to watch unboxing videos, I have Opening the Microwave with ADHD. Will it be empty? Is yesterday's breakfast still in there? Will I go to heat up my coffee and find another mug of coffee? The passport I just spent $150 replacing? Impossible to say
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As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Abraham Lincoln, 1855.
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
![I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor or degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we began by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes" When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics." When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretence of loving liberty -- to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocracy [sic].](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:egd33s7iuqsmwlwab6mbtrqi/bafkreiaaicjid4jg3oongeah73ukqvwsqv4vwbp75q4f755nldtcfermhi@jpeg)
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Abraham Lincoln, 1855.
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/spee...
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone hiding in a bathroom as long as possible to escape family who you can hear asking where you are.