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Rachael
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After not painting for years, I developed artist’s block. The overwhelming anxiety every time I picked up a brush was a rough. Recently, tho, I decided to noodle around with nothing particular in mind to see what happened. It was freeing and also the most fun I’d had painting in, like, forever.
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i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Mountain Dew used to only have one flavor: a nine volt battery that had been told about citrus fruits but had never actually seen one
August 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
what gif pops up when you type your name?
August 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Airport update: I wasn’t paying attention when the TSA guy asked “Any beverages?” and I said “Thanks I’m good.”
August 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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*steps over a pile of laundry* parkour
August 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Tom Lehrer made all of his music 100% public domain so if seeing people sad about his death makes you want to check them out… it’s free. he wanted you to share them.

tomlehrersongs.com
July 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
July 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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The year is 2025. Cathy, stressed to her breaking point, has begun painting graffiti on telephone poles
July 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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It's become clear that this administration is just a protracted war on anybody who's read a book without pictures in it. It's a miracle we're all still getting up and going to work every morning. The psychological drain is the point, and I'm increasingly grateful to the people who are still decent.
July 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
I will never, ever vote for Gavin Newsom. Ever, under any circumstances. I don't care if he becomes the Dem nominee, he's still not getting my vote.
On a recent podcast Gavin Newsom tells Shawn Ryan how the Trans sports issue opened the door for him to change his mind on GAC for Trans Youth.

As someone who adored him since 2004 and voted for him 5 times, I can't wait for him to leave office.

There is no way I will be voting for him a 6th time.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I got to talk to the hilarious Jason Mantzoukas about his chaotic turn this season on Taskmaster, and what it was like being on the inside of one of his favorite shows. Here's part one of our chat (part two coming next week):

pvguide.substack.com/p/hed-i-feel...
"I feel like my best mode is chaos." Jason Mantzoukas on his heel turn in Taskmaster, one of his favorite shows
“I want to be the villain. I'm not here to win.”
pvguide.substack.com
June 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Post you favorite doctor who
wrong answers only
July 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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the older I get and the hotter the days become, the more I understand why there are so many paintings of reclining nude people
June 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Working on a new series of paintings inspired by the landscape of Sonoma County.
June 28, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’ve been thinking a lot about culture, intention, and communication lately. It’s what I do for work, and it’s also what I love, but I have not engaged in any of these things online for years now. At least, not in any meaningful way. This call to arms from @leahreich.com hit hard, in the best way.
I hit my limit so I wrote a call to arms. It's called We Are The Internet.

I hope you will read it and share it. Thanks.

www.leahreich.com/we-are-the-i...
June 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
Vice-President JD Vance confirms he has joined BlueSky.

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June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Most tedious theme park ever.
June 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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For my first @salonnewsroom.bsky.social piece, I wrote about how freaks for the em dash (me, and possibly you) will not stand by and cede our precious punctuation to AI www.salon.com/2025/06/11/a...
AI can’t have my em dash
Gen Z and AI have pulled a divisive punctuation mark into the spotlight.
www.salon.com
June 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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why does chatGPT keep talking about ted cruz when i ask about the JFK assassination
June 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Not to be unkind, but I am so impatient about the “what’s the point of making my little zines/comics/crafts/art when the world is on fire” sentiments. I get it, but saving the world is not a responsibility shouldered by your art! That’s what being a neighbor, a friend, and hell, a citizen is for!!!
June 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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“if the lion can't claim the safari for himself and call the elephant illegal then neither the FUCK can we” 🫳🎤
June 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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anyway why are you still centrist
June 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes
June 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM