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I do PR for video games. I like the Texas Rangers, San Antonio Spurs, Texas Tech, Kansas City Chiefs (go Mahomes), baseball in general, metal, transit, and living in Chicago.
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“If it’s a problem tomorrow, it’s a problem tomorrow” - J. Carter Dotson
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Every time I watch a video of any Texas A&M "tradition," I get a full body chill and feel such deep dread. Go Canes.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The apprenticeship process is 4-5 years to become a union carpenter. I also suspect that the Bricklayers would claim jurisdiction b/c it's affixing the letters to marble.
All that said, there would be no ladder. A union Operating Engineer would lift the tradesperson up to perform the work.
Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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wow have i got a game for literally you specifically
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Anyways I’m here on MLS SuperDraft day, the holiest day of the year, to remind you of the greatest social media handle in the history of SuperDraft picks. MLS peaked at this very moment.
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Teens mad at them for having one too few ventures, little kids mad at them for having one too many ventures
I still don't understand what 68 Ventures is.
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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this feels like a "you won't guess where this is going" LinkedIn post for the ages
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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A once-in-a-generation investment that benefits everyone in our state.

Today, I’m proud to sign the Northern Illinois Transit Authority Act into law.

Our new regional authority will modernize Illinois’ transit systems — and we’re doing it with no new statewide taxes.
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I feel like “Philip Rivers returns on the road against a dangerous Seattle defense and is passable” is a sign of where we’re at right now with the level of skill in the NFL. Nobody is good this year because nobody is good!
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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it’d be bad for society but I’m in favor of more fights at Whole Foods. elite news read from the anchor here, too.
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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These two are now teammates

I love baseball
December 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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The Bronko Nagurski Award for most outstanding defensive player goes to Texas Tech LB Jacob Rodriguez.
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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you tell me a man puts himself out there like this and you’re too good to toss him a $6 rental a year from now
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bowl games will be saved when the kids learn that teams can go 6-7
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Fiction that taught people to sympathize with machines was a mistake
December 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
For someone that works from home, not too shabby… @transit.app
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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/Eminence Front chorus voice "The Emirates Cup"
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The AM speech about hating humanity from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, but specifically about the perfidious "xfinitywifi"
December 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The joys of people finding out who Biff Poggi is 😂
HOLY SHIT this is him????
December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I didn't know that he was still playing! Also, no joke, he had three interceptions after he lost a finger in a fireworks incident.
Rap: EDGE Jason Pierre-Paul to sign with the Bucs practice squad.
Pelissero: EDGE Jason Pierre-Paul worked out for the Bucs.
December 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM