Keith Schweigert
@kschweigert.bsky.social
I used to be a writer, but I guess (sigh) I'm a content producer now. Rarely serious.
Carson Beck is gonna make one heck of a 3rd-string quarterback on Sundays
January 20, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Carson Beck is gonna make one heck of a 3rd-string quarterback on Sundays
The better team won. Deal with it, U fans
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The better team won. Deal with it, U fans
Carson Beck still looks oddly confident
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January 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Carson Beck still looks oddly confident
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright
FERNANDO
The stars were bright
FERNANDO
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January 20, 2026 at 3:42 AM
There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright
FERNANDO
The stars were bright
FERNANDO
Reposted by Keith Schweigert
That was some superhero shit right there
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
That was some superhero shit right there
This game is 100% gonna turn on a tricky tack call against Indiana after Miami has basically gotten away with murder all night
January 20, 2026 at 3:32 AM
This game is 100% gonna turn on a tricky tack call against Indiana after Miami has basically gotten away with murder all night
"SIT ON IT, BUCKO!" -- Sean McDermott this morning, probably
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
"SIT ON IT, BUCKO!" -- Sean McDermott this morning, probably
Damn that motherfucker just DESTROYED the National Anthem
January 18, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Damn that motherfucker just DESTROYED the National Anthem
Almost every team I've rooted for in the playoffs has lost so I hesitate to say this but...go Bears
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Almost every team I've rooted for in the playoffs has lost so I hesitate to say this but...go Bears
The Broncos must be feeling pretty great about next week, backup QB and all
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The Broncos must be feeling pretty great about next week, backup QB and all
Let's check in with Demeco Ryans
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January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Let's check in with Demeco Ryans
Prediction: This is going to be one of the worst Super Bowls of all time, no matter who gets there
January 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Prediction: This is going to be one of the worst Super Bowls of all time, no matter who gets there
Ditto for Drake Maye
Anyone who had CJ Stroud ahead of Jalen Hurts in their quarterback rankings should have their fingers crushed and their larynxes removed so they can no longer share their horrible takes with the world.
January 18, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Ditto for Drake Maye
CJ Stroud and Drake Maye are having a mid-off
January 18, 2026 at 10:13 PM
CJ Stroud and Drake Maye are having a mid-off
Ryan Clark is a fucking moron
January 18, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Ryan Clark is a fucking moron
Demeco Ryans at halftime
January 18, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Demeco Ryans at halftime
Anyone who had CJ Stroud ahead of Jalen Hurts in their quarterback rankings should have their fingers crushed and their larynxes removed so they can no longer share their horrible takes with the world.
January 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Anyone who had CJ Stroud ahead of Jalen Hurts in their quarterback rankings should have their fingers crushed and their larynxes removed so they can no longer share their horrible takes with the world.
Refs clearly feel sorry for him at this point
January 18, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Refs clearly feel sorry for him at this point
WTF is CJ Stroud doing?
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 PM
WTF is CJ Stroud doing?
The Texans are stuck between the rock of thinking they have an effective running game and the hard place of not wanting to put it in CJ Stroud's hands, because he is ass
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
The Texans are stuck between the rock of thinking they have an effective running game and the hard place of not wanting to put it in CJ Stroud's hands, because he is ass
Yes, but Jalen Hurts is a bad QB amd not in the same league as Jared Allen or CJ Stroud.
Do tell, Chris Simms and other guys who made their careers out of holding the clipboard and making sure the starter had his latte.
Do tell, Chris Simms and other guys who made their careers out of holding the clipboard and making sure the starter had his latte.
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Yes, but Jalen Hurts is a bad QB amd not in the same league as Jared Allen or CJ Stroud.
Do tell, Chris Simms and other guys who made their careers out of holding the clipboard and making sure the starter had his latte.
Do tell, Chris Simms and other guys who made their careers out of holding the clipboard and making sure the starter had his latte.
More ref bullshit
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
More ref bullshit
CJ Stroud does not appear to be built for this
January 18, 2026 at 8:20 PM
CJ Stroud does not appear to be built for this