Keith Schweigert
@kschweigert.bsky.social
I used to be a writer, but I guess (sigh) I'm a content producer now. Rarely serious.
Update: Pat Kraft has announced his latest targets for the Penn State opening!
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Update: Pat Kraft has announced his latest targets for the Penn State opening!
If you see this, quote this post with a beach photo from your gallery
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you see this, quote this post with a beach photo from your gallery
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
"Mr. President, the Eagles got a first down."
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"Mr. President, the Eagles got a first down."
"Apology accepted, blue."
October 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Apology accepted, blue."
A legend and a soon to be retired homophobe look a lot alike, Daddy
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
A legend and a soon to be retired homophobe look a lot alike, Daddy
Almost game time
October 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Almost game time
LET'S GO PHILLIES
October 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
LET'S GO PHILLIES
The Phillies Penn State
Losing the exact same way
Every Goddamned Season
Losing the exact same way
Every Goddamned Season
October 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Phillies Penn State
Losing the exact same way
Every Goddamned Season
Losing the exact same way
Every Goddamned Season
Bad Bunny, halftime performer
Keith Schweigert, smiling politely
Keith Schweigert, smiling politely
September 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Bad Bunny, halftime performer
Keith Schweigert, smiling politely
Keith Schweigert, smiling politely
Drew Allar Christian Hackenberg
September 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Drew Allar Christian Hackenberg
Andy Kotelnicki Kevin Patullo
Really shitty playcalls
Really shitty playcalls
September 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Andy Kotelnicki Kevin Patullo
Really shitty playcalls
Really shitty playcalls
Vi Fangio Jeff Stoutland
Assistant coaches who know their shit
Assistant coaches who know their shit
September 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Vi Fangio Jeff Stoutland
Assistant coaches who know their shit
Assistant coaches who know their shit
You can do it Otto
You can do it Otto
Everybody's hitting
That'll be our motto!
You can do it Otto
Everybody's hitting
That'll be our motto!
September 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You can do it Otto
You can do it Otto
Everybody's hitting
That'll be our motto!
You can do it Otto
Everybody's hitting
That'll be our motto!
They need these guys
September 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
They need these guys
"POTUS is going through a few last-minute preparations before his announcement. Please stand by."
September 2, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"POTUS is going through a few last-minute preparations before his announcement. Please stand by."
You smell that, Bill?
August 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
You smell that, Bill?
You can do it Otto!
You can do it Otto!
Always hit a homer
That'll be our motto!
You can do it Otto!
Always hit a homer
That'll be our motto!
July 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You can do it Otto!
You can do it Otto!
Always hit a homer
That'll be our motto!
You can do it Otto!
Always hit a homer
That'll be our motto!
"There's David Robertson."
"Wish we had him three years ago."
"We did."
"Four years ago, then."
"Wish we had him three years ago."
"We did."
"Four years ago, then."
July 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"There's David Robertson."
"Wish we had him three years ago."
"We did."
"Four years ago, then."
"Wish we had him three years ago."
"We did."
"Four years ago, then."
Cool. One is for the prez, and the other is for any ICE, NSA, FBI or CIA agents that may be having a peek!
July 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Cool. One is for the prez, and the other is for any ICE, NSA, FBI or CIA agents that may be having a peek!