Keith Schweigert
@kschweigert.bsky.social
I used to be a writer, but I guess (sigh) I'm a content producer now. Rarely serious.
Stop. Praising. The. Machine.
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Stop. Praising. The. Machine.
He'd only miss if Patullo's house was running across the middle of the field. If the house was running a go route or a hitch, he'd have a much better chance of hitting the house accurately.
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
He'd only miss if Patullo's house was running across the middle of the field. If the house was running a go route or a hitch, he'd have a much better chance of hitting the house accurately.
This is the worst essay I've seen since Bart Simpson's report on Libya, "A Land of Contrasts."
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This is the worst essay I've seen since Bart Simpson's report on Libya, "A Land of Contrasts."
Pretty please. With sugar on top. Give the ball to Allen.
a man in a suit is drinking a cup of coffee in a room with the name cravello2022 on the bottom
ALT: a man in a suit is drinking a cup of coffee in a room with the name cravello2022 on the bottom
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November 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Pretty please. With sugar on top. Give the ball to Allen.
No spices or seasonings were harmed in the creation of this meal
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
No spices or seasonings were harmed in the creation of this meal
Cool. Then fire him, too
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Cool. Then fire him, too