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The embodiment of grace under pressure.
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samthielman.com
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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bot.cowtools.org
“Same as the others, O’Neill. The
flippers, the fishbowl, the frog, the lights, the armor. ... Just one question
remains: Is this the work of our guy, or a copycat?”
“Same as the others, O’Neill. The flippers, the fishbowl, the frog, the lights, the armor. ... Just one question remains: Is this the work of our guy, or a copycat?”
December 10, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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fourfoot.bsky.social
“I tell you who’s a rubbish actor Quentin, Dustbin Hoffman!!!”
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
2 panel comic Panel 1: Smug Orange Man says “Let he who has NOT had a Nazi phase cast the first stone” Panel 2: Orange man shits his pants as he is simultaneously pelted with a shitload of stones
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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kentremendous.bsky.social
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 1d
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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petefrasermusic.bsky.social
You absolutely couldn’t write it better. Amazing.
Text showing that visits to pornhub are down 1.5 per month. Text showing that 1.4 million people now use VPNs
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
wisekingaido.bsky.social
Apparently my office will be doing "Secrete Santa". Not sure about this.
December 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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qutzupalotl.bsky.social
I hate long goodbyes, so let’s just say abbreviderci.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
wisekingaido.bsky.social
#stack274 5/5
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December 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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squareword.org 1409: 7 guesses

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December 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
wisekingaido.bsky.social
Wordle 1,635 3/6

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December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
Give a man a bee, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to be, well now you've really done it. Look at him. He's contemplating things. He's experiencing futility.
November 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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happytoast.co.uk
I'm giving away a copy of this year's Monster Month, just Like/Follow/Repost and you're in with a chance of winning.
Monster Month 2025 book cover Flicking through Monster Month
December 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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charlieconnelly.bsky.social
It's 1764 and I have found my new sporting hero.
On Friday last a grand Foot Race was run for ten Guineas, two Miles on the Shoreditch Road, between a Man commonly called the Fighting Baker and another Baker, which was won by the former. They were each, during the Race, to call for and drink four Pints of Beer at four different Publick Houses on the said Road. The winning Baker ran the two miles and drank the four Pints in nine Minutes and Quarter; which is reckoned a very extraordinary Performance.
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
I witnessed a miracle on my way to work this morning
A nativity scene with Henry Hoovers. The three wise men are hoovers with crowns on their head, and there is a miniature Henry Hoover as Jesus in the crib
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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handle.invalid
Bone juice
Bone juice
Slurried bone juice
Simple water ingress
Through the coffin like a sluice
Tom Jones in a old styley TV, from the Sex Bomb video.
December 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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bbkittyfck.bsky.social
I bought you a bracelet
A package that holds four bracelets from a company called obvious plant. The package says acquaintance bracelets, we are not friends and then there are four bracelets inside. Two teal ones that say acquaintances and two gray ones that say not friends. Writing down below says, where these to remember that, although we know each other, you are not my friend. The backside of the same package says we are not friends at the top and then underneath that, I’m not even sure I know your name and underneath that it says was it Pentrick? Jarl? Mirantha? Sorry I cannot remember. This product is not real, nothing is real
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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theonion.com
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic Media Mogul Vows To Defeat Her Most Dreadful Creation
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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#stack273 5/5
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December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
wisekingaido.bsky.social
squareword.org 1408: 8 guesses

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#squareword #squareword1408
Squareword
A two-dimensional word game
squareword.org
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
wisekingaido.bsky.social
Wordle 1,634 3/6

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December 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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miles-online.co.uk
Hello, I need the worst Christmas special you have. No that's too bad
Screengrab from a trail for Richard Littlejohn's Christmas Offensive (LWT 23/12/94). The opinionated arsehole is handing a whip to Cynthia Payne
December 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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rincewind.run
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
Get away, Garak, you carrier of political assassinations I also carry a solution to the dominion war Aww It’s political assassinations god dammit
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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#stack272 5/5
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December 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM