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"you won't feel that way forever" you're correct. I won't feel any way when I'm dead and rotting in the ground :3
December 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"you won't feel that way forever" you're correct. I won't feel any way when I'm dead and rotting in the ground :3
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Merry Christmas to all my followers who did not incur my wrath this year!
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Merry Christmas to all my followers who did not incur my wrath this year!
What is a current astrology thing I can blame my depression on
December 23, 2025 at 10:36 AM
What is a current astrology thing I can blame my depression on
Gay rights for everyone but me (cuz I hate myself)
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gay rights for everyone but me (cuz I hate myself)
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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the good that you do persists in this world
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the good that you do persists in this world
God is autistic and his special interest is making my life hell
December 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
God is autistic and his special interest is making my life hell
Kinda wanna tell purity mfs that they're only here because their parents did it and watch them have a meltdown
December 13, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Kinda wanna tell purity mfs that they're only here because their parents did it and watch them have a meltdown
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at some point the remaining antivaxxers will re-invent vaccines and the cycle will repeat
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
at some point the remaining antivaxxers will re-invent vaccines and the cycle will repeat
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The word “Mall” seems like it should be short for something
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The word “Mall” seems like it should be short for something
Meditation doesn't work for me because when I stop choosing what thoughts to think my mind automatically switches either to replaying the most embarrassing moments of my life, or full-on conspiracies made up of my intrusive thoughts
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Meditation doesn't work for me because when I stop choosing what thoughts to think my mind automatically switches either to replaying the most embarrassing moments of my life, or full-on conspiracies made up of my intrusive thoughts
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If you ask me how I am and I change the subject, don't ask how I am a second time.
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If you ask me how I am and I change the subject, don't ask how I am a second time.
So it's normal to constantly switch between "I need to lock in and get my life together" and "I need to lock in and go fucking insane and ruin everything" all the time right
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
So it's normal to constantly switch between "I need to lock in and get my life together" and "I need to lock in and go fucking insane and ruin everything" all the time right
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*after sex
will this impact my uber rating?
will this impact my uber rating?
December 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*after sex
will this impact my uber rating?
will this impact my uber rating?
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was out clearing snow off the drive and accidentally got too much of the ground which of course led to me shoveling the entire Earth over my shoulder, sorry about that
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
was out clearing snow off the drive and accidentally got too much of the ground which of course led to me shoveling the entire Earth over my shoulder, sorry about that
My brain deciding what we're gonna be at midnight be like
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
My brain deciding what we're gonna be at midnight be like
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the feminine urge to isolate isotopes
December 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
the feminine urge to isolate isotopes
Time is an illusion, only the extreme, soulcrushing exhaustion is real
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Time is an illusion, only the extreme, soulcrushing exhaustion is real
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Turn any room into a walk-in closet by just leaving your sht everywhere
December 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Turn any room into a walk-in closet by just leaving your sht everywhere
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Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/
If you're a virgin and you use a voodoo doll to pleasure yourself does it count as losing your virginity
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you're a virgin and you use a voodoo doll to pleasure yourself does it count as losing your virginity
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Still haven’t made cookies. I did make homemade hot honey chicken sandwiches tho. #procrastination
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Still haven’t made cookies. I did make homemade hot honey chicken sandwiches tho. #procrastination
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this human suit is uncomfortable
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 AM
this human suit is uncomfortable
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Crazy how we have to be alive all the time and how we're expected to just. Be okay with that.
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Crazy how we have to be alive all the time and how we're expected to just. Be okay with that.
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"go to school then work for years so you can retire for a few years (but much less than you work for) when your body already doesn't work well" how about I just end it ♡‧₊˚
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"go to school then work for years so you can retire for a few years (but much less than you work for) when your body already doesn't work well" how about I just end it ♡‧₊˚