Richie Valens
@whistlesaintwooin.bsky.social
Patron Saint of Struggles / Professional Hater of All Things / Xzibit stan account / All Thoughts And Posts Here Are My Fucking Own
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Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
January 17, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;
I miss the Space Shuttle
January 20, 2026 at 4:30 AM
I miss the Space Shuttle
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They put an LGBTQ sticker on the SUV they’re using to abduct children.
January 12, 2026 at 11:10 PM
They put an LGBTQ sticker on the SUV they’re using to abduct children.
Short list of accessories you DON'T bring to the bar:
-babies
- fuckin yoga mats???
Might be the list honestly
-babies
- fuckin yoga mats???
Might be the list honestly
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Short list of accessories you DON'T bring to the bar:
-babies
- fuckin yoga mats???
Might be the list honestly
-babies
- fuckin yoga mats???
Might be the list honestly
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No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.
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Again I apologize for belaboring this point, but I really haven't seen it mentioned by any mainstream source: if you go frame by frame, it is exceedingly clear the shooter recorded most or all of the encounter on his phone, and was likely recording at the exact moment he shot her.
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Again I apologize for belaboring this point, but I really haven't seen it mentioned by any mainstream source: if you go frame by frame, it is exceedingly clear the shooter recorded most or all of the encounter on his phone, and was likely recording at the exact moment he shot her.
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to be clear, I will always believe my eyes. I will always trust my heart. I will always listen to my brain. They are all hurting right now. This is America.
January 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
to be clear, I will always believe my eyes. I will always trust my heart. I will always listen to my brain. They are all hurting right now. This is America.
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Every conservative today
January 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every conservative today
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now would be a good time to watch Andor if you havent seen it.
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
now would be a good time to watch Andor if you havent seen it.
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Stop using food delivery.
January 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Stop using food delivery.
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University fired the transgender TA for giving a zero on an assignment that the student admits to not actually doing.
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
University fired the transgender TA for giving a zero on an assignment that the student admits to not actually doing.
You can only get your heart broken twice in the same city before you have to leave and start over
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You can only get your heart broken twice in the same city before you have to leave and start over
I'm sorry in advance
I'm only gonna treat you bad
I'm probably gonna let you down
I'm probably gonna sleep around
So sorry in advance
Before you take off your pants
I wouldn't let me near your friends
I'm only gonna treat you bad
I'm probably gonna let you down
I'm probably gonna sleep around
So sorry in advance
Before you take off your pants
I wouldn't let me near your friends
December 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm sorry in advance
I'm only gonna treat you bad
I'm probably gonna let you down
I'm probably gonna sleep around
So sorry in advance
Before you take off your pants
I wouldn't let me near your friends
I'm only gonna treat you bad
I'm probably gonna let you down
I'm probably gonna sleep around
So sorry in advance
Before you take off your pants
I wouldn't let me near your friends
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presented without comment
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
presented without comment
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the mac n cheese and the apple crumble in the fridge getting ready for a back-to-back performance tonight
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the mac n cheese and the apple crumble in the fridge getting ready for a back-to-back performance tonight
I really hope last night, somewhere out there, there was a hot, fat tittied theater girl who went as Sydney Sweeny Todd
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I really hope last night, somewhere out there, there was a hot, fat tittied theater girl who went as Sydney Sweeny Todd
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a relationship's Online Gap becomes most apparent at halloween
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
a relationship's Online Gap becomes most apparent at halloween
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we live in a haunted carnival funhouse
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Beyond the Ballot Quiz - The Survey Center on American Life
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October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
we live in a haunted carnival funhouse
This story is made worse knowing this scumbag was an accepted regular / EMPLOYEE at Tune :( Shame on Tune Inn
October 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This story is made worse knowing this scumbag was an accepted regular / EMPLOYEE at Tune :( Shame on Tune Inn
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Logan Thompson’s new mask for the Screaming Eagle third jerseys features Tom Wilson’s massively swollen face on the back plate russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/10/21/l...
Logan Thompson’s new mask for the Capitals’ Screaming Eagle third jerseys features Tom Wilson’s massively swollen face on the back plate
Logan Thompson is honoring Washington Capitals' greats -- and also a legendary Tom Wilson moment -- in his new mask for the…
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October 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Logan Thompson’s new mask for the Screaming Eagle third jerseys features Tom Wilson’s massively swollen face on the back plate russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/10/21/l...
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He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
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True story, during the Great Recession, Airbus said that to survive it needed to open some non-EU factories in places with cheap, compliant labor, no environmental restrictions, and no meaningful labor law and after a lengthy internal study the two sites they chose were Bangladesh and Alabama.
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that all these data centers are going into communities that have been historically targeted for exploitation and have the least amount of civic power wielded by the people living there.
wordinblack.com/2025/09/alab...
wordinblack.com/2025/09/alab...
Why Are Plans for This Alabama Data Center So Hush-Hush?
Officials in Bessemer, Alabama, are mum on Project Marvel, a proposed data center the size of 18 Walmart Supercenters.
wordinblack.com
October 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
True story, during the Great Recession, Airbus said that to survive it needed to open some non-EU factories in places with cheap, compliant labor, no environmental restrictions, and no meaningful labor law and after a lengthy internal study the two sites they chose were Bangladesh and Alabama.
Backseat Hitmen
Backseat Degen
Backseat Lover
Backseat Degen
Backseat Lover
October 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Backseat Hitmen
Backseat Degen
Backseat Lover
Backseat Degen
Backseat Lover