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Capitals put together a complete performance in Chicago
Capitals spoil Bedard’s return with best performance in weeks: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals put together one of their best performances in weeks on Friday night. The Caps paid back the Chicago Blackhawks…
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January 10, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Capitals put together a complete performance in Chicago
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Caps dads take over Chicago during Game 1 of Mentors’ Trip
The Washington Capitals embarked on their annual Mentors' Trip this weekend, featuring (mostly) the dads, brothers, uncles, and in-laws who helped the…
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January 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
All the most important, must-see Caps dads content from Chicago russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/10/c...
Alex Ovechkin scores 916th career goal against 187th different goalie in win over Blackhawks russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/09/a...
Alex Ovechkin scores 916th career goal against 187th different goalie in win over Blackhawks
The NHL's all-time goals leader, Alex Ovechkin, extended his lead to 22 over second-place Wayne Gretzky after scoring against the Chicago Blackhawks…
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January 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Alex Ovechkin scores 916th career goal against 187th different goalie in win over Blackhawks russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/09/a...
CAPS WIN THE (their goalies had the) FLU GAME
Caps beat Blackhawks 5-1: Alex Ovechkin adds another name to The List
The Washington Capitals wrapped up the work week with a workman like win over the Chicago Blackhawks. My advice for pro hockey…
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January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
CAPS WIN THE (their goalies had the) FLU GAME
Dave Nozzolillo, a beer-league goalie and banker, was forced into emergency backup duty for the Chicago Blackhawks on Friday night.
Dave Nozzolillo, a beer-league goalie and banker, forced into emergency backup duty for Chicago Blackhawks
The Chicago Blackhawks are battling an illness that is running rampant throughout their locker room. At puck drop on Friday night against…
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January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Dave Nozzolillo, a beer-league goalie and banker, was forced into emergency backup duty for the Chicago Blackhawks on Friday night.
Look the hell out. It's Friday night and Joe is wearing a three-piece #joebsuitofthenight
January 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Look the hell out. It's Friday night and Joe is wearing a three-piece #joebsuitofthenight
RMNB's live blog for the Capitals-Blackhawks game is now up. Come join us in the comments for analysis and updates. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/09/l...
Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Chicago Blackhawks at United Center
The Washington Capitals are set for the first game of two on their annual Mentors' Trip against the Chicago Blackhawks. With many…
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January 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
RMNB's live blog for the Capitals-Blackhawks game is now up. Come join us in the comments for analysis and updates. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/09/l...
Jason Robertson is back in NHL trade rumors as the Stars winger’s name is "floating around the league" amid tough contract talks.
Jason Robertson back in NHL trade rumors as Stars winger’s name ‘floating around the league’ amid tough contract talks
Jason Robertson is one of the top scorers in the NHL this season, but his name is still popping up in trade…
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January 10, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Jason Robertson is back in NHL trade rumors as the Stars winger’s name is "floating around the league" amid tough contract talks.
First Olympic test event at Milan arena postponed due to "giant hole in the ice" appearing during play
First Olympic test event at Milan arena postponed due to ‘giant hole in the ice’ appearing during play
The first test event at the arena to be used for ice hockey at the 2026 Winter Olympics hit a very early…
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January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
First Olympic test event at Milan arena postponed due to "giant hole in the ice" appearing during play
Aliaksei Protas will be a game-time decision against the Blackhawks, and Declan Chisholm will replace Dylan McIlrath on defense.
Aliaksei Protas will be a game-time decision against the Blackhawks, Declan Chisholm to replace Dylan McIlrath on defense
Aliaksei Protas looks to be ready for a return to the Washington Capitals' lineup after a three-game absence with a lower-body injury. Caps…
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January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Aliaksei Protas will be a game-time decision against the Blackhawks, and Declan Chisholm will replace Dylan McIlrath on defense.
Connor Bedard to make his return from injury against the Capitals after missing 12 games.
Connor Bedard to make return from injury against Capitals after missing 12 games
The Chicago Blackhawks will get superstar center Connor Bedard back in their lineup against the Washington Capitals on Friday night. Bedard, 20,…
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January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Connor Bedard to make his return from injury against the Capitals after missing 12 games.
Ilya Protas on brother Aliaksei returning from scary injury to score against Senators: "I’ve always looked up to him, and that’s another example" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/08/i...
Ilya Protas on brother Aliaksei returning from scary injury to score against Senators: ‘I’ve always looked up to him, and that’s another example’
HERSHEY, PA -- Aliaksei Protas is a tough person, but his mettle was tested on New Year's Day. As he raced for…
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January 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Ilya Protas on brother Aliaksei returning from scary injury to score against Senators: "I’ve always looked up to him, and that’s another example" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/08/i...
Dylan Strome meets his bobblehead as chirps from his teammates fly: "It looks like you got like a nose job" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/08/d...
Dylan Strome meets his bobblehead as chirps from his teammates fly: ‘It looks like you got like a nose job’
Dylan Strome is receiving his first bobblehead night as a member of the Washington Capitals on Tuesday, January 13, as the team…
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January 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Dylan Strome meets his bobblehead as chirps from his teammates fly: "It looks like you got like a nose job" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/08/d...
The Capitals' dads and other mentors are gearing up for a trip to Chicago and Nashville this weekend.
"It’s so much fun, and it’s so meaningful for the both of us," Charlie Lindgren said.
"It’s so much fun, and it’s so meaningful for the both of us," Charlie Lindgren said.
Capitals welcome loved ones at practice ahead of annual Mentors’ Trip: ‘It means the world’
ARLINGTON, VA -- The Washington Capitals had some VIPs join them at the rink on Thursday. With the Capitals set to hit…
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January 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
The Capitals' dads and other mentors are gearing up for a trip to Chicago and Nashville this weekend.
"It’s so much fun, and it’s so meaningful for the both of us," Charlie Lindgren said.
"It’s so much fun, and it’s so meaningful for the both of us," Charlie Lindgren said.
Spencer Carbery says there's a chance that Tom Wilson and Aliaksei Protas both play on the team's upcoming road trip.
Spencer Carbery says there’s a chance that Tom Wilson and Aliaksei Protas both play on upcoming road trip
The Washington Capitals have played the last two games without two of their top forwards, Tom Wilson and Aliaksei Protas. Both top-six…
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January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Spencer Carbery says there's a chance that Tom Wilson and Aliaksei Protas both play on the team's upcoming road trip.
Jakob Chychrun and Justin Sourdif leave Capitals practice early ahead of two-game road trip
Jakob Chychrun and Justin Sourdif leave Capitals practice early ahead of two-game road trip
The already banged-up Washington Capitals saw two of their key players leave practice early on Thursday morning. Defenseman Jakob Chychrun was seen…
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January 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Jakob Chychrun and Justin Sourdif leave Capitals practice early ahead of two-game road trip
Capitals don't have close to enough in loss to Stars
Capitals can’t conjure much of anything in loss to Stars: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals were simply not even close to good enough on Wednesday night. Their lackluster effort against the Dallas Stars, a…
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January 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Capitals don't have close to enough in loss to Stars
No, you weren't seeing double: there really were two Ovechkins on the ice.
Sergei Ovechkin was one of tonight's Mites on Ice, and he had some big names cheering him on.
Sergei Ovechkin was one of tonight's Mites on Ice, and he had some big names cheering him on.
Alex Ovechkin cheers from the bench as son Sergei plays in Mites on Ice intermission game: ‘It’s a great day for him’
WASHINGTON, DC -- Alex Ovechkin wasn’t the only Ovi playing at Capital One Arena on Wednesday night. Sergei Ovechkin, Alex’s seven-year-old son,…
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January 8, 2026 at 4:31 AM
No, you weren't seeing double: there really were two Ovechkins on the ice.
Sergei Ovechkin was one of tonight's Mites on Ice, and he had some big names cheering him on.
Sergei Ovechkin was one of tonight's Mites on Ice, and he had some big names cheering him on.
At least we got an Ovi goal? russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/07/a...
Alex Ovechkin scores 915th career goal in 4-1 loss to Dallas
The Washington Capitals had a mostly listless performance against the Dallas Stars on Wednesday, falling to the Western Conference club 4-1 at…
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January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
At least we got an Ovi goal? russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/07/a...
Capitals lose in an uninspiring effort against a reeling Stars team.
No energy, not many goals, and no win: Stars beat Capitals 4-1
The Washington Capitals looked to continue their winning ways against the Dallas Stars on Wednesday night. The Caps hosted the Stars, winless…
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January 8, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Capitals lose in an uninspiring effort against a reeling Stars team.
RMNB's live blog for the Caps-Stars game is now up. Come join us in the comments for live updates and analysis. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/07/l...
Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Dallas Stars at Capital One Arena
Justin Sourdif gave Capitals fans one of the most fun individual efforts of the season, recording five points and scoring his first…
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January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
RMNB's live blog for the Caps-Stars game is now up. Come join us in the comments for live updates and analysis. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/07/l...
Brandon Duhaime and Dylan McIlrath stuck up for Ryan Leonard with a pair of fights on Monday, and he felt their support loud and clear.
"That’s just the type of brotherhood we have in there," he said. "It doesn’t go unnoticed, and it means a lot"
"That’s just the type of brotherhood we have in there," he said. "It doesn’t go unnoticed, and it means a lot"
Ryan Leonard moved by teammates Brandon Duhaime and Dylan McIlrath seeking revenge for him against Ducks: ‘It went without saying that you knew my teammate was going to step up for me’
WASHINGTON, DC — The Washington Capitals had a score to settle when they played the Anaheim Ducks on Monday. Ducks blueliner Jacob…
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January 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Brandon Duhaime and Dylan McIlrath stuck up for Ryan Leonard with a pair of fights on Monday, and he felt their support loud and clear.
"That’s just the type of brotherhood we have in there," he said. "It doesn’t go unnoticed, and it means a lot"
"That’s just the type of brotherhood we have in there," he said. "It doesn’t go unnoticed, and it means a lot"
Brett Leason to make Capitals season debut on team's fourth line against the Dallas Stars, and Dylan McIlrath will stay in on defense.
Brett Leason to make Capitals season debut on fourth line against Dallas Stars, Dylan McIlrath stays in on defense
The Washington Capitals will be back with a full complement of forwards against the Dallas Stars on Wednesday night. After dressing just…
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January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Brett Leason to make Capitals season debut on team's fourth line against the Dallas Stars, and Dylan McIlrath will stay in on defense.
Tom Wilson to miss second straight game with lower-body injury, but will travel with Capitals on upcoming road trip.
Tom Wilson to miss second straight game with lower-body injury, will travel with Capitals on upcoming road trip
Tom Wilson won't play for the Washington Capitals against the Dallas Stars on Wednesday night, but he's nearing a return. Wilson took…
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January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tom Wilson to miss second straight game with lower-body injury, but will travel with Capitals on upcoming road trip.
The Capitals have placed Aliaksei Protas on injured reserve and recalled forward Brett Leason from the Hershey Bears.
Capitals place Aliaksei Protas on injured reserve, recall forward Brett Leason from Hershey Bears
Brett Leason is back in the NHL with the Washington Capitals for the first time since his rookie 2021-22 season. The Capitals…
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January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
The Capitals have placed Aliaksei Protas on injured reserve and recalled forward Brett Leason from the Hershey Bears.