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Ryan Leonard fires career high seven shots on goal and shines offensively for Capitals in loss to Panthers: "His best game as a pro"
Ryan Leonard fires career high seven shots on goal and shines offensively for Capitals in loss to Panthers: ‘His best game as a pro’
Ryan Leonard may have played his best game as a member of the Washington Capitals on Thursday night, and he did so…
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November 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Ryan Leonard fires career high seven shots on goal and shines offensively for Capitals in loss to Panthers: "His best game as a pro"
Alex Ovechkin exchanges jerseys with Brad Marchand after Panthers winger registers 1,000th NHL point against Capitals
Alex Ovechkin exchanges jerseys with Brad Marchand after Panthers winger registers 1,000th NHL point against Capitals
Alex Ovechkin and Brad Marchand had a heartfelt moment of respect after the Florida Panthers defeated the Washington Capitals 6-3 at Amerant…
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November 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Alex Ovechkin exchanges jerseys with Brad Marchand after Panthers winger registers 1,000th NHL point against Capitals
Capitals get bit by the Cats in Sunrise
No dice against the back-to-back defending champs: Panthers beat Capitals 6-3
The Washington Capitals were back in Florida after a quick trip up to Raleigh to beat the Carolina Hurricanes. The back-to-back Stanley…
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November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Capitals get bit by the Cats in Sunrise
RMNB's live blog for the Caps-Panthers game is down yonder. 👇
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Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Florida Panthers at Amerant Bank Arena
Fresh off a huge victory over the Carolina Hurricanes, the Washington Capitals can finish .500 on their four-game road trip with a…
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November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Wayne Gretzky called Alex Ovechkin’s 900th goal "spectacular" and then added this eyebrow-raising line.
"If he keeps going, he could get to 1,000," Gretzky said. "The sky’s the limit."
Plus, Gretz's reaction to Jordan Binnington's attempted puck heist.
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"If he keeps going, he could get to 1,000," Gretzky said. "The sky’s the limit."
Plus, Gretz's reaction to Jordan Binnington's attempted puck heist.
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Wayne Gretzky calls Alex Ovechkin’s 900th goal ‘spectacular’: ‘If he keeps going, he could get to 1,000. The sky’s the limit.’
Alex Ovechkin became the first player in NHL history to score 900 goals against the St. Louis Blues on November 6. The…
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November 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wayne Gretzky called Alex Ovechkin’s 900th goal "spectacular" and then added this eyebrow-raising line.
"If he keeps going, he could get to 1,000," Gretzky said. "The sky’s the limit."
Plus, Gretz's reaction to Jordan Binnington's attempted puck heist.
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"If he keeps going, he could get to 1,000," Gretzky said. "The sky’s the limit."
Plus, Gretz's reaction to Jordan Binnington's attempted puck heist.
russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/13/w...
Justin Sourdif set to play Panthers for first time since they traded him to Capitals: "Three years in that organization. I learned a lot from those guys over there."
Justin Sourdif set to play Panthers for first time since they traded him to Capitals: ‘Three years in that organization. I learned a lot from those guys over there.’
The Washington Capitals' trade for minor-league forward Justin Sourdif was their biggest offseason move. Five months later, Sourdif is back in Sunrise,…
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November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Justin Sourdif set to play Panthers for first time since they traded him to Capitals: "Three years in that organization. I learned a lot from those guys over there."
After scoring his second career hat trick, Terik Parascak trails only Lynden Lakovic for most goals in the WHL this season russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/13/t...
Terik Parascak notches second career hat trick in Prince George’s 4-2 win, now trails only Lynden Lakovic in WHL goals
Terik Parascak had four points and notched his second career WHL hat trick in the Prince George Cougars' 4-2 victory over the…
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November 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
After scoring his second career hat trick, Terik Parascak trails only Lynden Lakovic for most goals in the WHL this season russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/13/t...
Alex Ovechkin shares how Sergei Fedorov and Viktor Kozlov helped him early in his Capitals career
Alex Ovechkin shares how Sergei Fedorov and Viktor Kozlov helped him early in his Capitals career
The Washington Capitals of the late 2000s were led by a group of rising stars known as the Young Guns. Alex Ovechkin,…
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November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Alex Ovechkin shares how Sergei Fedorov and Viktor Kozlov helped him early in his Capitals career
Logan Stankoven on getting in his first NHL fight with Martin Fehervary where he got bloodied: "Honestly, I really enjoyed it" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/l...
Logan Stankoven on getting in his first NHL fight with Martin Fehervary where he got bloodied: ‘Honestly, I really enjoyed it’
Logan Stankoven got into the first fight of his career after a brawl broke out between the Washington Capitals and Carolina Hurricanes…
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November 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Logan Stankoven on getting in his first NHL fight with Martin Fehervary where he got bloodied: "Honestly, I really enjoyed it" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/l...
Spencer Carbery is picking his spots to give young players like Ryan Leonard more opportunity this season: "It’s not an exact science"
Spencer Carbery is picking his spots to give young players like Ryan Leonard more opportunity this season: ‘It’s not an exact science’
The Capitals' roster this season is providing a unique challenge for Spencer Carbery's coaching staff, as the next generation of the organization's…
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November 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Spencer Carbery is picking his spots to give young players like Ryan Leonard more opportunity this season: "It’s not an exact science"
Matthew Tkachuk and Brady Tkachuk are coming out with a podcast entitled 'Wingmen' russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/m...
Matthew Tkachuk and Brady Tkachuk are coming out with a podcast entitled ‘Wingmen’
With Matthew Tkachuk and Brady Tkachuk both out due to long-term injuries, the two brothers decided to make the most of their…
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November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Matthew Tkachuk and Brady Tkachuk are coming out with a podcast entitled 'Wingmen' russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/m...
Alex Ovechkin names the three former Washington Capitals players that he misses playing with the most russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/a...
Alex Ovechkin names the three former Washington Capitals players that he misses playing with the most
During his 21-season career in the NHL, Alex Ovechkin has suited up alongside a staggering 39.1 percent of all Capitals players who…
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November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Alex Ovechkin names the three former Washington Capitals players that he misses playing with the most russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/a...
Patrick Wellar officially hired by Capitals as assistant coach, joins Spencer Carbery’s staff full time russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/p...
Patrick Wellar officially hired by Capitals as assistant coach, joins Spencer Carbery’s staff full time
The Washington Capitals officially named Patrick Wellar as the team's new assistant head coach on Wednesday. Wellar, who was previously in the…
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November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Patrick Wellar officially hired by Capitals as assistant coach, joins Spencer Carbery’s staff full time russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/p...
Capitals claim two big points with great road effort in Raleigh
Far better all over the ice in big road win against divisional rival: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals may have just put together their proof-of-concept game. The Caps went into the never-friendly confines of the Lenovo Center…
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November 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Capitals claim two big points with great road effort in Raleigh
Boston Bruins empty bench, celebrate David Pastrnak’s 400th goal like Capitals did for Alex Ovechkin’s 900th russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/d...
Boston Bruins empty bench, celebrate David Pastrnak’s 400th goal like Capitals did for Alex Ovechkin’s 900th
Boston Bruins star forward David Pastrnak scored his 400th career goal against the Toronto Maple Leafs on Tuesday, and he received a…
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November 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Boston Bruins empty bench, celebrate David Pastrnak’s 400th goal like Capitals did for Alex Ovechkin’s 900th russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/d...
Connor McMichael tried his hand at goalie against the Hurricanes, stopping the puck with his stick just inches from the Capitals' goal line.
"Probably that’s the biggest save of the night," said actual goaltender Logan Thompson.
"Probably that’s the biggest save of the night," said actual goaltender Logan Thompson.
Connor McMichael stops Jordan Martinook from scoring just inches from the goal line: ‘Probably that’s the biggest save of the night’
Connor McMichael has spent more time at center with the Capitals this season, but he got to try out yet another position…
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November 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Connor McMichael tried his hand at goalie against the Hurricanes, stopping the puck with his stick just inches from the Capitals' goal line.
"Probably that’s the biggest save of the night," said actual goaltender Logan Thompson.
"Probably that’s the biggest save of the night," said actual goaltender Logan Thompson.
Logan Thompson comments on his almost-goalie fight with Frederik Andersen russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/l...
Logan Thompson comments on his almost-goalie fight with Frederik Andersen
Logan Thompson briefly addressed the brouhaha between the Capitals and Hurricanes during the first period of Tuesday's game. After Nic Dowd knocked…
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November 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Logan Thompson comments on his almost-goalie fight with Frederik Andersen russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/12/l...
Alex Ovechkin scores 901st career goal on empty net from 143 feet away russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/11/a...
Alex Ovechkin scores 901st career goal on empty net from 143 feet away
Alex Ovechkin extended two of his NHL records with his final-minute tally against the Carolina Hurricanes on Tuesday. After taking a pass…
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November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Alex Ovechkin scores 901st career goal on empty net from 143 feet away russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/11/a...
Logan Thompson and Frederik Andersen nearly get in goalie fight during Capitals-Hurricanes fracas
Logan Thompson and Frederik Andersen nearly get in goalie fight during Capitals-Hurricanes fracas
The Washington Capitals nearly saw one of their goaltenders get in a goalie fight again. This time, Logan Thompson dropped "his gloves"…
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November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Logan Thompson and Frederik Andersen nearly get in goalie fight during Capitals-Hurricanes fracas
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Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Carolina Hurricanes at Lenovo Center
Tonight's a measuring-stick game. One that could define the Washington Capitals' season, especially after they have lost 6 of their last 7…
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November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Ethen Frank has points in 2 of his last 3 games as he finds potential role on fourth line: "I'm controlling what I can control to make a positive impact" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/11/e...
Ethen Frank has points in 2 of his last 3 games as he finds potential role on fourth line: ‘I’m controlling what I can control to make a positive impact’
Ethen Frank could be carving himself a new role on the Washington Capitals, playing on a line few may have believed he'd…
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November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ethen Frank has points in 2 of his last 3 games as he finds potential role on fourth line: "I'm controlling what I can control to make a positive impact" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/11/e...
Spencer Carbery believes "that the answers are here" to fix the Capitals' struggling middle six
Spencer Carbery believes ‘that the answers are here’ to fix the Capitals’ struggling middle six
The Washington Capitals lost center Pierre-Luc Dubois for the majority of the season after he underwent surgery on his abdominal and adductor…
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November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Spencer Carbery believes "that the answers are here" to fix the Capitals' struggling middle six