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Bristol Motor Speedway will not host the 2027 Winter Classic between the Nashville Predators and Carolina Hurricanes.
Multiple reporters debunked the NASCAR Reddit rumor that went viral last night. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/03/b...
Multiple reporters debunked the NASCAR Reddit rumor that went viral last night. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/03/b...
Bristol Motor Speedway will not host NHL’s 2027 Winter Classic, Reddit rumor untrue
Near the end of the 2026 Winter Classic between the New York Rangers and Florida Panthers, a user posted a screenshot on…
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January 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Bristol Motor Speedway will not host the 2027 Winter Classic between the Nashville Predators and Carolina Hurricanes.
Multiple reporters debunked the NASCAR Reddit rumor that went viral last night. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/03/b...
Multiple reporters debunked the NASCAR Reddit rumor that went viral last night. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/03/b...
Justin Sourdif misses morning skate and is among several Capitals players who are game-time decisions against the Blackhawks.
Justin Sourdif misses morning skate and is among several Capitals players who are game-time decisions against Blackhawks
The Washington Capitals have several players ailing with minor injuries headed into tonight's showdown with the Chicago Blackhawks, including center Justin Sourdif.…
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January 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Justin Sourdif misses morning skate and is among several Capitals players who are game-time decisions against the Blackhawks.
Evgeny Kuznetsov was placed on KHL waivers by Metallurg Magnitogorsk and will attempt to revive career with Viktor Kozlov's Salavat Yulaev.
Evgeny Kuznetsov placed on KHL waivers by Metallurg Magnitogorsk, will attempt to revive career with Viktor Kozlov’s Salavat Yulaev
Evgeny Kuznetsov was placed on KHL waivers by Metallurg Magnitogorsk on Saturday. According to Sport-Express's Arthur Khairullin, the move was a joint…
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January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Evgeny Kuznetsov was placed on KHL waivers by Metallurg Magnitogorsk and will attempt to revive career with Viktor Kozlov's Salavat Yulaev.
The Hershey Bears are giving away Screaming Bear knit hats to the first 5,000 fans at tonight’s game
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Hershey Bears giving away Screaming Bear knit hats to first 5,000 fans at tonight’s game
The Hershey Bears are hosting another Washington Capitals night this evening at Giant Center and the team will wear their tan Screaming…
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January 3, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The Hershey Bears are giving away Screaming Bear knit hats to the first 5,000 fans at tonight’s game
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Pierre-Luc Dubois has started skating again, but the Capitals do not expect him back before the NHL’s Winter Olympics break.
Pierre-Luc Dubois has started skating again, but Capitals do not expect him back before NHL’s Winter Olympics break
The Washington Capitals are not too far away from getting Pierre-Luc Dubois back into their lineup. Dubois, 27, featured in just six…
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January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Pierre-Luc Dubois has started skating again, but the Capitals do not expect him back before the NHL’s Winter Olympics break.
Cole Hutson devastated by Team USA’s OT elimination to Finland in World Juniors quarterfinal: "I didn’t do enough to help the team win"
Cole Hutson devastated by Team USA’s OT elimination to Finland in World Juniors quarterfinal: ‘I didn’t do enough to help the team win’
Team USA was not successful in their attempt to three-peat as gold medal winners at the 2026 World Junior Championship. The Americans…
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January 3, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Cole Hutson devastated by Team USA’s OT elimination to Finland in World Juniors quarterfinal: "I didn’t do enough to help the team win"
Four Capitals prospects scored goals on the same day at the 2026 World Junior Championship.
Four Capitals prospects score goals on same day at 2026 World Junior Championship
The Washington Capitals saw their prospects have a highly productive day at the 2026 World Junior Championship on Friday. Four of the…
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January 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Four Capitals prospects scored goals on the same day at the 2026 World Junior Championship.
Jakob Chychrun is still eating raw animal hearts and livers: "If you ever have to be on a farm and slaughter your own animal, you're never going to be wasteful of that food"
Jakob Chychrun still eating raw animal hearts and livers: ‘If you ever have to be on a farm and slaughter your own animal, you’re never going to be wasteful of that food’
Jakob Chychrun has become well known for his eccentricities over the years, whether it be his supposed aversion to light bulbs, dislike…
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January 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Jakob Chychrun is still eating raw animal hearts and livers: "If you ever have to be on a farm and slaughter your own animal, you're never going to be wasteful of that food"
Cole Hutson makes World Juniors history by becoming the United States’ all-time scoring leader for defensemen.
Cole Hutson makes World Juniors history by becoming United States’ all-time scoring leader for defensemen
Cole Hutson picked up right where he left off for Team USA at the 2026 World Junior Championship. Hutson, who missed two…
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January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Cole Hutson makes World Juniors history by becoming the United States’ all-time scoring leader for defensemen.
Alex Ovechkin stuns Capitals teammates with revelation that he still goes out for haircuts—and pays like everyone else russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/02/a...
Alex Ovechkin stuns Capitals teammates with revelation that he still goes out for haircuts—and pays like everyone else
After breaking the NHL goals record and winning the Stanley Cup with the Washington Capitals, Alex Ovechkin is one of the most…
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January 2, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Alex Ovechkin stuns Capitals teammates with revelation that he still goes out for haircuts—and pays like everyone else russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/02/a...
Cole Hutson is officially back and will play against Finland tonight russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/02/c...
Cole Hutson to return to United States’ lineup for World Juniors quarterfinal game against Finland
Cole Hutson is officially a go tonight as the United States' World Junior Championship team plays Finland in a do-or-die quarterfinal game.…
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January 2, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Cole Hutson is officially back and will play against Finland tonight russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/02/c...
USA, Sweden, and Finland release rosters for 2026 Winter Olympics russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/02/u...
USA, Sweden, and Finland release rosters for 2026 Winter Olympics
The United States, Sweden, and Finland released their rosters for the 2026 Winter Olympics on Friday. The NHL will take a two-week…
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January 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
USA, Sweden, and Finland release rosters for 2026 Winter Olympics russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/02/u...
Really rough end to a game that started so well in Ottawa
Capitals start great, end terribly in Ottawa: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals couldn't make it back-to-back wins in matinee matchups. After taking down the New York Rangers on Wednesday, the Caps…
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January 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Really rough end to a game that started so well in Ottawa
Capitals prospect Cole Hutson is a full participant in Team USA’s practice ahead of World Juniors quarterfinal against Finland.
Capitals prospect Cole Hutson is full participant in Team USA’s practice ahead of World Juniors quarterfinal against Finland
Team USA had a huge development at their practice on Thursday. Washington Capitals prospect Cole Hutson was a full participant at the…
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January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Capitals prospect Cole Hutson is a full participant in Team USA’s practice ahead of World Juniors quarterfinal against Finland.
Justin Sourdif throws a massive hit on Thomas Chabot and drops the gloves for first NHL fight with Drake Batherson.
Justin Sourdif throws massive hit on Thomas Chabot and drops the gloves for first NHL fight with Drake Batherson
Justin Sourdif chose violence to kick off the 2026 calendar year. After recording his first career multi-goal game on Wednesday, the rookie…
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January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Justin Sourdif throws a massive hit on Thomas Chabot and drops the gloves for first NHL fight with Drake Batherson.
Do we have any pals at the Caps-Sens game today? We'd love if you could share a photo we could use in our game recap.
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Do we have any pals at the Caps-Sens game today? We'd love if you could share a photo we could use in our game recap.
The first game of 2026? And the first RMNB live blog of 2026. Come join us in the comments for live updates and analysis from the Caps-Sens game.
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Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Ottawa Senators at Canadian Tire Centre on New Year’s Day
The Washington Capitals closed out 2025 with a big win. Now let's see if they can start the new year with another.…
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January 1, 2026 at 6:05 PM
The first game of 2026? And the first RMNB live blog of 2026. Come join us in the comments for live updates and analysis from the Caps-Sens game.
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Justin Sourdif notches four career firsts after scoring twice from the bakery against the Rangers russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/01/j...
Justin Sourdif notches four career firsts after scoring twice from the bakery against Rangers
Former Capital Brooks Laich once said, "If you want money, go to the bank. If you want bread, go to the bakery.…
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January 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Justin Sourdif notches four career firsts after scoring twice from the bakery against the Rangers russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2026/01/01/j...
New year. Same ol' Joe and Craig. #joebsuitofthenight
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
New year. Same ol' Joe and Craig. #joebsuitofthenight
Capitals take out the Rangers in their final game of 2025
Capitals get revenge on Rangers on New Year’s Eve: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals didn't let the New York Rangers make a comeback on Wednesday like they did last week. After taking a…
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January 1, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Capitals take out the Rangers in their final game of 2025
When you’re having the perfect day and still gotta rub it in… 🫡
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Tom Wilson mocks Vladislav Gavrikov after Rangers defenseman tries to get tough with him
Not only did Tom Wilson have one of the greatest days of his professional career, but he also gave the hockey world…
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January 1, 2026 at 3:34 AM
When you’re having the perfect day and still gotta rub it in… 🫡
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Logan Thompson has officially picked his goal song russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/12/31/l...
Logan Thompson has officially picked his goal song
WASHINGTON, DC -- In the biggest Logan Thompson news of the day, the Capitals’ starting goaltender has chosen a goal song. Thompson,…
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January 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Logan Thompson has officially picked his goal song russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/12/31/l...
Tom Wilson and Logan Thompson were both thrilled to make Team Canada's Olympic roster, and they were even more excited to have done it together.
"I get to go over there with the best goalie in the world," said Wilson.
"I get to go over there with the best goalie in the world," said Wilson.
‘Best buds’ Tom Wilson and Logan Thompson honored to make Canadian Olympic team: ‘It’s going to be special memories for our whole life.’
WASHINGTON, DC — Dreams came true for Tom Wilson and Logan Thompson, who learned on Wednesday that they’d be playing for Team…
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January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Tom Wilson and Logan Thompson were both thrilled to make Team Canada's Olympic roster, and they were even more excited to have done it together.
"I get to go over there with the best goalie in the world," said Wilson.
"I get to go over there with the best goalie in the world," said Wilson.
Tom Wilson records Gordie Howe hat trick on the same day he was named to Team Canada’s Olympic team: "You can’t get much better than that"
Tom Wilson records Gordie Howe hat trick on same day he was named to Team Canada’s Olympic team: ‘You can’t get much better than that’
Tom Wilson had an incredible New Year's Eve that he'll likely never forget. The Washington Capitals winger started the day by being…
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December 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tom Wilson records Gordie Howe hat trick on the same day he was named to Team Canada’s Olympic team: "You can’t get much better than that"