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Connor Hellebuyck will miss upcoming game against Capitals after undergoing minor knee surgery
Connor Hellebuyck will miss upcoming game against Capitals after undergoing minor knee surgery
The top goaltender in the NHL for the past several seasons, Winnipeg Jets starter Connor Hellebuyck, is being shut down for the…
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November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Connor Hellebuyck will miss upcoming game against Capitals after undergoing minor knee surgery
Ethen Frank records career high 4 points, notches first multi-goal game in Capitals’ 8-4 win over Montreal russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/21/e...
Ethen Frank records career high 4 points, notches first multi-goal game in Capitals’ 8-4 win over Montreal
Lost in the headlines of Alex Ovechkin's 33rd career hat trick, Ethen Frank had the best game of his NHL career on…
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November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ethen Frank records career high 4 points, notches first multi-goal game in Capitals’ 8-4 win over Montreal russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/21/e...
Dylan Strome returns home to DC and finally meets baby Sutton after wife Tayler gave birth during Capitals-Canadiens game: "Even more tears"
Dylan Strome returns home to DC and finally meets baby Sutton after wife Tayler gave birth during Capitals-Canadiens game: ‘Even more tears’
Dylan Strome met his third daughter, Sutton Kimberley Strome, on Friday after the Washington Capitals flew home from Montreal. Strome, who was…
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November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Dylan Strome returns home to DC and finally meets baby Sutton after wife Tayler gave birth during Capitals-Canadiens game: "Even more tears"
Tom Wilson swings momentum again for Capitals after big hit on Jake Evans leads directly to goal
Tom Wilson swings momentum again for Capitals after big hit on Jake Evans leads directly to goal
Tom Wilson is no stranger to changing games with his physicality, particularly against the Montreal Canadiens. Friday night's 8-4 win for Wilson…
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November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Tom Wilson swings momentum again for Capitals after big hit on Jake Evans leads directly to goal
Capitals make it three in a row with an eight-spot in Montreal
Capitals make it three in a row after putting an eight spot on the Habs: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals have won three games in a row and have climbed back into a playoff spot in the Eastern Conference.…
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November 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Capitals make it three in a row with an eight-spot in Montreal
Alex Ovechkin becomes sixth oldest player in NHL history to score a hat trick russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/21/a...
Alex Ovechkin becomes sixth oldest player in NHL history to score a hat trick
Alex Ovechkin recorded his 33th career hat trick against the Montreal Canadiens, Thursday night. At 40 years and 64 days old, Oveckin…
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November 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Alex Ovechkin becomes sixth oldest player in NHL history to score a hat trick russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/21/a...
Ivan Miroshnichenko scores in return from injury, Ilya Protas extends goal streak to four games in Hershey’s 5-2 win over Cleveland russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/21/i...
Ivan Miroshnichenko scores in return from injury, Ilya Protas extends goal streak to four games in Hershey’s 5-2 win over Cleveland
The Hershey Bears won their fifth-straight game overall and their sixth consecutive on the road after defeating the Cleveland Monsters 5-2 at…
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November 21, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Ivan Miroshnichenko scores in return from injury, Ilya Protas extends goal streak to four games in Hershey’s 5-2 win over Cleveland russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/21/i...
Dylan Strome was in tears and struggled to get through his press conference after his wife gave birth to their daughter during tonight's game.
"There was nothing I could do to get back," he said.
"There was nothing I could do to get back," he said.
Dylan Strome heartbroken after wife Tayler gives birth to third child during Capitals game in Montreal: ‘There was nothing I could do to get there’
Dylan Strome had one of his best performances of the season on Thursday, but his mind was far away from the rink.…
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November 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Dylan Strome was in tears and struggled to get through his press conference after his wife gave birth to their daughter during tonight's game.
"There was nothing I could do to get back," he said.
"There was nothing I could do to get back," he said.
Alex Ovechkin moves into top 10 of NHL’s all-time points list after four-point game against Canadiens
Alex Ovechkin moves into top 10 of NHL’s all-time points list after four-point game against Canadiens
Alex Ovechkin moved into the top 10 of the NHL's all-time points list with a four-point effort (3g, 1a) against the Montreal…
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November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Alex Ovechkin moves into top 10 of NHL’s all-time points list after four-point game against Canadiens
Alex Ovechkin breaks NHL record for most career goals scored against a goaltender, passing Wayne Gretzky
Alex Ovechkin breaks NHL record for most career goals scored against a goaltender, passing Wayne Gretzky
No one can ever trash-talk Alex Ovechkin again about the amount of empty netters he's scored. Thursday, with his first goal of…
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November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Alex Ovechkin breaks NHL record for most career goals scored against a goaltender, passing Wayne Gretzky
Alex Ovechkin scores 33rd career hat trick in Capitals' 8-4 beatdown of Canadiens: "Right now we kind of start clicking" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/20/a...
Alex Ovechkin scores 33rd career hat trick in Capitals’ 8-4 beatdown of Canadiens: ‘Right now we kind of start clicking’
Alex Ovechkin had another legendary performance in one of his favorite barns in hockey. At Bell Centre, Ovechkin scored once against Sam…
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November 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Alex Ovechkin scores 33rd career hat trick in Capitals' 8-4 beatdown of Canadiens: "Right now we kind of start clicking" russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/20/a...
Alex Ovechkin scores his 905th career goal against the Habs. He's now on a four-game goal streak. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/20/a...
Alex Ovechkin scores 905th career goal off Dylan Strome faceoff win, extends goal streak to four games
Alex Ovechkin is on a four-game goal streak after lighting the lamp in the first period against the Montreal Canadiens, Thursday. The…
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November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Alex Ovechkin scores his 905th career goal against the Habs. He's now on a four-game goal streak. russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/20/a...
RMNB's live blog for Caps-Habs is now up. Come jump in the comments for live updates, analysis, and feels. Are we getting a Big Mac fight tonight? russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/20/l...
Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Montreal Canadiens at Bell Centre
The Washington Capitals defeated the Edmonton Oilers at home last night 7-4. It was the goalsplosion we had all longed for, but,…
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November 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
RMNB's live blog for Caps-Habs is now up. Come jump in the comments for live updates, analysis, and feels. Are we getting a Big Mac fight tonight? russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/20/l...
Capitals may have a "few changes" on defense against Canadiens
Capitals may have a ‘few changes’ on defense against Canadiens
The Washington Capitals have traveled north to play the Montreal Canadiens in the back half of a back-to-back. The Caps are riding…
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November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Capitals may have a "few changes" on defense against Canadiens
Ilya Protas on leading the Hershey Bears in points and goals 14 games into his pro career: "To be honest, it's not what I was expecting"
Ilya Protas on leading the Hershey Bears in points and goals 14 games into his pro career: ‘To be honest, it’s not what I was expecting’
HERSHEY, PA -- The Hershey Bears have many accomplished veteran players on their roster, but when they suit up against the Cleveland…
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November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ilya Protas on leading the Hershey Bears in points and goals 14 games into his pro career: "To be honest, it's not what I was expecting"
Friedman: Washington Capitals gauging trade market to add more "speed" to lineup
Friedman: Washington Capitals gauging trade market to add more ‘speed’ to lineup
The Washington Capitals aren't off to the same hot start they had last season, sitting just outside a playoff spot in the…
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November 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Friedman: Washington Capitals gauging trade market to add more "speed" to lineup
Tom Wilson closes out game against Oilers with two empty-net goals in front of Team Canada execs: "He's a very key piece of this puzzle that we have"
Tom Wilson closes out game against Oilers with two empty-net goals in front of Team Canada execs: ‘He’s a very key piece of this puzzle that we have’
Tom Wilson was the star of the show as the Washington Capitals put the finishing touches on a 7-4 victory over the…
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November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tom Wilson closes out game against Oilers with two empty-net goals in front of Team Canada execs: "He's a very key piece of this puzzle that we have"
Capitals stave off Oilers comeback attempt to start winning streak
Capitals batten down the hatches enough to stave off Oilers in high-scoring thriller: numbers for the morning after
The Washington Capitals are finally on a winning streak after not being able to string together two wins for over three weeks.…
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November 20, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Capitals stave off Oilers comeback attempt to start winning streak
Nic Dowd will not travel or play against Montreal due to upper-body injury russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/20/n...
Nic Dowd will not travel or play against Montreal due to upper-body injury
Nic Dowd was a surprise scratch in the Washington Capitals' 7-4 win against the Edmonton Oilers, and he'll remain out of the…
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November 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Nic Dowd will not travel or play against Montreal due to upper-body injury russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/20/n...
Ryan Leonard put on a show against the Edmonton Oilers with the first two-goal game of his career, including a highlight-reel play.
“The last few games have been his best games of the season thus far,” said head coach Spencer Carbery.
“The last few games have been his best games of the season thus far,” said head coach Spencer Carbery.
Ryan Leonard wows Capitals with highlight-reel play, first career multi-goal game: ‘That was fun to see’
WASHINGTON, DC — The Washington Capitals put on an offensive showcase on Wednesday, and Ryan Leonard rose to the occasion. Leonard ended…
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November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ryan Leonard put on a show against the Edmonton Oilers with the first two-goal game of his career, including a highlight-reel play.
“The last few games have been his best games of the season thus far,” said head coach Spencer Carbery.
“The last few games have been his best games of the season thus far,” said head coach Spencer Carbery.
Alex Ovechkin scores 904th NHL goal, beating Oilers’ Stuart Skinner with a deflection russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/19/a...
Alex Ovechkin scores 904th NHL goal, beating Oilers’ Stuart Skinner with a deflection
Alex Ovechkin isn't lighting the lamp as much with his blistering shot, but just like he has his entire career, he's adapting…
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November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Alex Ovechkin scores 904th NHL goal, beating Oilers’ Stuart Skinner with a deflection russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/19/a...
No Joe B, happy to have Tarik at least
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
No Joe B, happy to have Tarik at least
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Live updates: Washington Capitals vs Edmonton Oilers at Capital One Arena
Two of the greatest players in NHL history -- well, three, if you count Leon Draisaitl -- are set to face of…
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November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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