patrick mcmahon
@patrickmcmahon.bsky.social
copywriter, painter 📌 washington dc
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reels-based friendships. purgatory
January 24, 2026 at 2:04 PM
reels-based friendships. purgatory
truly crazy that the massive potomac river sewage spill has essentially been untouched by local news. potomac river keepers says it's 60 million gallons of sewage a day www.facebook.com/share/p/1HJC...
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January 22, 2026 at 9:18 PM
truly crazy that the massive potomac river sewage spill has essentially been untouched by local news. potomac river keepers says it's 60 million gallons of sewage a day www.facebook.com/share/p/1HJC...
wondering about my bone density
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
wondering about my bone density
pinterest is actually unusable because of AI
January 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
pinterest is actually unusable because of AI
fun to work with
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 PM
fun to work with
mourning the DC Transit trolley line that once offered a one-seat ride from the treasury building to laurel, maryland
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 AM
mourning the DC Transit trolley line that once offered a one-seat ride from the treasury building to laurel, maryland
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An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:18 PM
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
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The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
The cognitive dissonance of constantly reading that I need to spend some time mastering generative AI while not knowing a single person in my industry who uses it to do good work 🤙
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Queer Eye saved the best city for last!
Great to meet the Fab 5 while they filmed their 10th and final season right here in Washington, DC.
Great to meet the Fab 5 while they filmed their 10th and final season right here in Washington, DC.
January 21, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Queer Eye saved the best city for last!
Great to meet the Fab 5 while they filmed their 10th and final season right here in Washington, DC.
Great to meet the Fab 5 while they filmed their 10th and final season right here in Washington, DC.
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manoooo o clickbait do cacete
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
manoooo o clickbait do cacete
telling my client that she is bean soup theory-ing me
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
telling my client that she is bean soup theory-ing me
need forex people to tell me whether I should buy euros now for a trip in June
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 PM
need forex people to tell me whether I should buy euros now for a trip in June
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become one of our soldiers or have your parents thrown in a concentration camp
Recruiter pitches joining the military to Minneapolis high school students to protect their families from ICE | CNN Politics www.cnn.com/2026/01/19/p...
Recruiter pitches joining the military to Minneapolis high school students to protect their families from ICE | CNN Politics
A military recruiter in Minnesota, pointing to fears over the ongoing ICE operations in Minneapolis, promoted joining the National Guard to high school students highlighting a program that can offer t...
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January 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
become one of our soldiers or have your parents thrown in a concentration camp
crying
55€ for a MiniCabin from Wien to Rome is a great deal, so that's what I'm doing for the next 14 hours overnight 🚂🌙🇦🇹🇮🇹
January 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
crying
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A fun and heartbreaking fact: I once mentioned the concept of more than one Filet-o-Fish in a New Yorker column and, per our unimpeachable copy department, the correct plural turns out actually to be Filet-o-Fishes
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
A fun and heartbreaking fact: I once mentioned the concept of more than one Filet-o-Fish in a New Yorker column and, per our unimpeachable copy department, the correct plural turns out actually to be Filet-o-Fishes
such a good look for a state looking down the barrel of a $1.4b deficit
The state of Maryland announces plans to build a new Sphere venue in National Harbor, near Washington, DC investor.sphereentertainmentco.com/press-releas...
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 AM
such a good look for a state looking down the barrel of a $1.4b deficit
no one really makes songs about smoking weed and hanging out anymore. that vibe has basically evaporated
January 18, 2026 at 8:04 PM
no one really makes songs about smoking weed and hanging out anymore. that vibe has basically evaporated
real question. does anyone actually drink hard kombucha? who is that for?
January 17, 2026 at 9:34 PM
real question. does anyone actually drink hard kombucha? who is that for?
this gotta feel good as hell
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
this gotta feel good as hell
🆗
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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RIP everyone who lives in river terrace who might think about leaving on a football day
Interesting: In a new filing to the National Capital Planning Commission, D.C. and the Commanders indicate that two parking decks (G1 and G2) will open when the stadium does in 2030. Initial plans called for a third, but it's not included at this point. You can see the scale of the parking decks.
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
RIP everyone who lives in river terrace who might think about leaving on a football day
so they went from almost 140 subsidized/affordable units to... 54?
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
so they went from almost 140 subsidized/affordable units to... 54?
huge relief. Americans are well known for oversaving for retirement
BREAKING: The Trump administration is going to allow people to take money out of their 401(k)s and use that for a down payments, per Bloomberg
#stocks #options #finance #trading
#stocks #options #finance #trading
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
huge relief. Americans are well known for oversaving for retirement
every year for like the past six years someone in arts has announced that abstraction is back. I would love if any of them were right
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
every year for like the past six years someone in arts has announced that abstraction is back. I would love if any of them were right