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Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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This is why the 8th Amendment is worth putting people to death over, by the way. Like maybe the people in charge of things wouldn't perpetuate such cruelty if they could be executed for it.
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
No number of “workplace efficiencies” will make up for the fact that you’re underemployed
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Guys I think the bastards might be starting to get me down
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
what a fucking lunatic I adore him
this has become a very important video to me
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Anyone know what the fuck is going on with new car washes being built everywhere?

Is it a future water rights scam?
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Late stage capitalism is finding New ways to turn every aspect of human life/expression into a casino and have all the shareholders clap at this "innovation".
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We yearn for the killdozer
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If the next hbo series I watch ends a season before the story climax I’m gonna start slashing tires
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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I AM ONCE AGAIN SAYING: IMMIGRATION IS A VERY GOOD THING AND WE SHOULD BE FACILITATING IT ON A MASSIVE SCALE
i think we have to get off the defensive on immigration

it's not just necessary, it's good! - & the easier it is, the greater its benefits
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Musk: Have you tried grok unhinged mode? Have you? Have you tried unhinged? It's like, it's unhinged, it's, if if if you, let's say you ask it "grok give me a guacamole recipe" it's like "here's a recipe for grokamole"

Rogan: what's wild is it just keeps getting better
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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i'm sure it will be of great comfort to the people that are getting bombs dropped on them that the pilot posted happy pride on instagram first
I hate this sort of meme.

“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”

Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
straight white dudes encountering pushback online like
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM