Walt Shitman
@waltshitman.bsky.social
Author of the seminal yet fictitious work, Leaves of Ass.
He / him. ACAB. BLM. Free Palestine. Death to "A.I."
He / him. ACAB. BLM. Free Palestine. Death to "A.I."
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Walt Shitman
@waltshitman.bsky.social
· Sep 24
Have you ever wondered what comes after the horror movie? Come visit the town of Mapleshade, CT. The Devil hasn’t been seen around here in a while now, we swear.
Mapleshade Stories - Trailer 1
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
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The creator and cast of this series are dear friends of mine. Despite that, they are all talented, passionate folks who have put a ton of time and effort into a totally independent series of short films telling a story you’re gonna want to follow. Keep an eye out. Be alert.
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
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Trump having back to back to back meetings unintentionally speedrunning Frank Reynolds’ lines like there’s no tomorrow
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trump having back to back to back meetings unintentionally speedrunning Frank Reynolds’ lines like there’s no tomorrow
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you know he's just bursting to say "FOLKS, he said it was the best top he ever had, he said Don, I've gotten a lot of head, but you might be the greatest throat goat of all time. Greatest throat goat of all time, isn't that something folks?"
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
you know he's just bursting to say "FOLKS, he said it was the best top he ever had, he said Don, I've gotten a lot of head, but you might be the greatest throat goat of all time. Greatest throat goat of all time, isn't that something folks?"
Guillermo del Toto
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Guillermo del Toto
Head first is also acceptable.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Head first is also acceptable.
They need to renew PLUR1BUS so they can call season two 2R1BUS
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They need to renew PLUR1BUS so they can call season two 2R1BUS
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
Do yourself a favor and read Black Flame by @scumbelievable.bsky.social. It’s tense and fleshy and queer-as-hell. I’ve read more than a few horror novels but very few with prose that writhes around my brain quite so deliciously. Things thing was carved out of rage and lust and celluloid and it bites
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Do yourself a favor and read Black Flame by @scumbelievable.bsky.social. It’s tense and fleshy and queer-as-hell. I’ve read more than a few horror novels but very few with prose that writhes around my brain quite so deliciously. Things thing was carved out of rage and lust and celluloid and it bites
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sexual violence is so much a part of the fabric of american society that to mention it at all is to risk upending everything, but it must be talked about. it must be dragged into the light and the people who perpetrate it held to account.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
sexual violence is so much a part of the fabric of american society that to mention it at all is to risk upending everything, but it must be talked about. it must be dragged into the light and the people who perpetrate it held to account.
I shaved my face for the first time in six years and my local comic store owner didn’t recognize me.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I shaved my face for the first time in six years and my local comic store owner didn’t recognize me.
Which one of you assholes taught my cat how to use the Zohran font generator?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Which one of you assholes taught my cat how to use the Zohran font generator?
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Sorry one more
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sorry one more
Don’t fucking park next to me. This Target parking lot is where I practice my harsh vocals. You should know that by now.
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Don’t fucking park next to me. This Target parking lot is where I practice my harsh vocals. You should know that by now.
I can’t decide if it’s more fucked up that Hellboy’s dad named him Hellboy or that he never bumped him up to HellMAN
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I can’t decide if it’s more fucked up that Hellboy’s dad named him Hellboy or that he never bumped him up to HellMAN
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
Two little dogs I have never seen before absolutely tearing ass down my road. Fly free, my friends.
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Two little dogs I have never seen before absolutely tearing ass down my road. Fly free, my friends.
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the media doesn’t want you to know your rights (opening your big stupid maw and drinking hot shower water like an orc dying in the desert)
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
the media doesn’t want you to know your rights (opening your big stupid maw and drinking hot shower water like an orc dying in the desert)
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
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Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Here's another bit of conventional wisdom Zohran completely blew away: His speech was at well above a 10th-grade level. It was complex, erudite, punctuated by deep and fluent references. You don't have to condescend to voters with baby talk! Part of re-establishing norms is speaking like an adult.
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We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
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“New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants and as of tonight, led by an immigrant… So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
“New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants and as of tonight, led by an immigrant… So hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us.”
I hereby dare Marvel Comics to have Spider-Man meet Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I hereby dare Marvel Comics to have Spider-Man meet Zohran