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Walt Shitman
@waltshitman.bsky.social
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Author of the seminal yet fictitious work, Leaves of Ass.

He / him. ACAB. BLM. Free Palestine. Death to "A.I."
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Guillermo del Toto
A black and white still from the Wizard of Oz. Dorothy is singing while petting Toto. A cut out of Guillermo del Toro’s face has been put over Toto’s.
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Head first is also acceptable.
Shot from Fargo of a man dressed in winter clothing using a log to push a leg by its socked foot down into a wood chipper. Shared for no reason at all.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Do yourself a favor and read Black Flame by @scumbelievable.bsky.social. It’s tense and fleshy and queer-as-hell. I’ve read more than a few horror novels but very few with prose that writhes around my brain quite so deliciously. Things thing was carved out of rage and lust and celluloid and it bites
The paperback copy of Black Flame by Gretchen Felker-Martin. A figure with glowing golden eyes, which leak black liquid has film reels spilling out of their mouth and coiled around their neck.
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Which one of you assholes taught my cat how to use the Zohran font generator?
A sign in the style of the Zohran for New York City ones but it reads “WWET fud for Eddys” Eddie the cat sitting on a bed. He’s a tabby with white splotches and he’s looking hungrily into the distance.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Shoutout to Virginia for not electing Windom Earle governor tonight
Windom Earle from Twin Peaks played by Kenneth Welsh sitting at a chessboard smiling and looking evil.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Happy Halloween from Batman himself. Stay spooky, Gothamites.
A black cat lounges on a bed. He’s wearing a rubber Batman cowl that lets his ears poke out the top. He looks supremely serious. So night. Very vengeance.
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Georgie. He loves floor meat. It would be good bonding.
A big grey cat shaped like a freak
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I’m at a bachelor party. People are arguing about Magic: The Gathering and we’re eating pork off the ground with our hands. My friend texts me a picture of his newborn son. The line between reality and nonsense is thinning by the picosecond. I wish my cat could see this.
A tray of pork on the ground in front of a campfire with a single knife and fork stuck in the meat.
October 5, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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*posting in r/HotDogEaters*

“Do you guys think I would enjoy eating a hot dog?”
September 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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HAIL ALL-BLACK THE NECROTOILET
A solid black toilet in a dark bathroom with black tiles under neon light
September 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Hey, metal folks! I’ve barely listens to any new releases from this year. Let me know what I really gotta check out. (Photo to get your attention)
September 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Met this friend today in my mom’s garden in CT
September 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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New takin’ a shit song just dropped
September 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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August 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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August 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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August 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death; conjuring spirits from the past…and the future… This gift can bring healing to their communities. But it also attracts evil.
Screenshot from The Life of Chuck (dir. Mike Flanagan 2025). Chuck Krantz dances in the street alone to the beat of Taylor the busker’s drumming. Screenshot from Sinners (dir. Ryan Coogler 2025). Remick and two other vampires stand outside the juke joint, trying to convince Cornbread to let them in.
August 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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You’re right though
August 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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In honor of the new Fantastic Four movie coming out soon, please meet our four cats: Reed, Ben, Johnny, and Sue
A tabby and white cat squished into a little basket on a glass table. His real name is Eddie. A solid black cat curled into a perfect, rock-like sphere. His real name is Wesley. A grey tabby cat with a red nose sits on a chair and stares into the camera gorgeously. His real name is Georgie A red chair. There is no cat. Or is there?
July 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Do you think his mask is made of Candlemass or Electric Wizard? Either way it’s definitely Doom metal.
A painting of Doctor Doom by Alex Ross
July 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Strawman Consumer: I’m looking for something in a sand-proof micro-doughnut.

Brand: You’re not gonna fucking believe this Product™
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM