Walt Shitman
@waltshitman.bsky.social
Author of the seminal yet fictitious work, Leaves of Ass.
He / him. ACAB. BLM. Free Palestine. Death to "A.I."
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Walt Shitman
@waltshitman.bsky.social
· Sep 24
Have you ever wondered what comes after the horror movie? Come visit the town of Mapleshade, CT. The Devil hasn’t been seen around here in a while now, we swear.
Mapleshade Stories - Trailer 1
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
youtu.be
The creator and cast of this series are dear friends of mine. Despite that, they are all talented, passionate folks who have put a ton of time and effort into a totally independent series of short films telling a story you’re gonna want to follow. Keep an eye out. Be alert.
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It’d suck so bad to be in ICE. Opening Instagram and seeing little drawings of everyone’s comfort characters taking turns humiliating you. Logging on and seeing a lovingly crafted illustration of Franklin the turtle making you eat a nail bomb
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
It’d suck so bad to be in ICE. Opening Instagram and seeing little drawings of everyone’s comfort characters taking turns humiliating you. Logging on and seeing a lovingly crafted illustration of Franklin the turtle making you eat a nail bomb
People like to complain about Tolkien naming two of his bad guys Saruman and Sauron but Robert E. Howard named three villains Khemsa of Yimsha, Khemin Shah, and Chunder Shan in a single Conan story. The only name there that doesn’t sound like one of the others is fucking Chunder.
February 10, 2026 at 11:48 AM
People like to complain about Tolkien naming two of his bad guys Saruman and Sauron but Robert E. Howard named three villains Khemsa of Yimsha, Khemin Shah, and Chunder Shan in a single Conan story. The only name there that doesn’t sound like one of the others is fucking Chunder.
Batman runs without rhythm so he doesn’t attract the bullet.
February 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Batman runs without rhythm so he doesn’t attract the bullet.
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Not to brag but I’ve been ahead of the curve on hating Ring cameras.
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Not to brag but I’ve been ahead of the curve on hating Ring cameras.
“All Batman does is beat up poor people.”
Shut up. Here’s Batman beating the ever loving shit out of a SWAT agent for shooting at a cat.
Shut up. Here’s Batman beating the ever loving shit out of a SWAT agent for shooting at a cat.
February 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
“All Batman does is beat up poor people.”
Shut up. Here’s Batman beating the ever loving shit out of a SWAT agent for shooting at a cat.
Shut up. Here’s Batman beating the ever loving shit out of a SWAT agent for shooting at a cat.
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(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
February 8, 2026 at 7:19 PM
(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.
SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?
One of those books that holds you under the water till the bubbles stop. It’s a mailed fist in your teeth and a beautiful dirge. @buehlmeister.bsky.social is three for three with me now. It’s medieval horror about medieval horrors. I do so love it when Gruff Knight and Chatty Child form a Bond.
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 PM
One of those books that holds you under the water till the bubbles stop. It’s a mailed fist in your teeth and a beautiful dirge. @buehlmeister.bsky.social is three for three with me now. It’s medieval horror about medieval horrors. I do so love it when Gruff Knight and Chatty Child form a Bond.
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Episode 2 is out!!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Episode 2 is out!!!
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Episode 2 - For Whom The Bell Tolls
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Crab Rangoon.
What a great name. Crab Rangoon should fight the Hulk.
What a great name. Crab Rangoon should fight the Hulk.
February 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Crab Rangoon.
What a great name. Crab Rangoon should fight the Hulk.
What a great name. Crab Rangoon should fight the Hulk.
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Lot of people saying “can’t believe QAnon was right” instead of “can’t believe the feminists were right about rape culture”, which feels suspicious tbqh.
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Lot of people saying “can’t believe QAnon was right” instead of “can’t believe the feminists were right about rape culture”, which feels suspicious tbqh.
The first episode of my friend’s entirely self-produced horror miniseries is finally out in the world! A really incredible group worked their asses off the make this and I hope you’ll check it out now and for the next several Fridays as it releases. Also, yours truly plays a dead body in a river!
January 30, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The first episode of my friend’s entirely self-produced horror miniseries is finally out in the world! A really incredible group worked their asses off the make this and I hope you’ll check it out now and for the next several Fridays as it releases. Also, yours truly plays a dead body in a river!
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Episode 1 - The Devil Of Mapleshade
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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New shirt coming out tomorrow with some badass art by @oddoblivion.bsky.social ! Would have released today with episode one but we’re standing strong with the national shutdown and don’t want to ask anyone to do any shopping today. Fuck ICE
Chapter zero of Mapleshade Stories officially begins when episode one releases later today at 5:00 PM, so to celebrate we’re releasing a new t shirt featuring original art by @oddoblivion.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 PM
New shirt coming out tomorrow with some badass art by @oddoblivion.bsky.social ! Would have released today with episode one but we’re standing strong with the national shutdown and don’t want to ask anyone to do any shopping today. Fuck ICE
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Chapter zero of Mapleshade Stories officially begins when episode one releases later today at 5:00 PM, so to celebrate we’re releasing a new t shirt featuring original art by @oddoblivion.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Chapter zero of Mapleshade Stories officially begins when episode one releases later today at 5:00 PM, so to celebrate we’re releasing a new t shirt featuring original art by @oddoblivion.bsky.social
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“ABANDON ALL HOPE”
Episode one releases tomorrow. Welcome to Mapleshade. #mapleshadestories
Episode one releases tomorrow. Welcome to Mapleshade. #mapleshadestories
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
“ABANDON ALL HOPE”
Episode one releases tomorrow. Welcome to Mapleshade. #mapleshadestories
Episode one releases tomorrow. Welcome to Mapleshade. #mapleshadestories
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
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The creator and cast of this series are dear friends of mine. Despite that, they are all talented, passionate folks who have put a ton of time and effort into a totally independent series of short films telling a story you’re gonna want to follow. Keep an eye out. Be alert.
Have you ever wondered what comes after the horror movie? Come visit the town of Mapleshade, CT. The Devil hasn’t been seen around here in a while now, we swear.
Mapleshade Stories - Trailer 1
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The creator and cast of this series are dear friends of mine. Despite that, they are all talented, passionate folks who have put a ton of time and effort into a totally independent series of short films telling a story you’re gonna want to follow. Keep an eye out. Be alert.
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“THIN THE VEIL”
Two days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Two days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
January 28, 2026 at 3:48 PM
“THIN THE VEIL”
Two days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Two days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
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“HE WAS ALWAYS REAL”
Three days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Three days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 PM
“HE WAS ALWAYS REAL”
Three days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Three days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
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“CHERISH YOUR MEMORIES”
Four days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Four days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
January 26, 2026 at 4:21 PM
“CHERISH YOUR MEMORIES”
Four days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Four days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
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“ETERNAL, AND ETERNAL I SHALL ENDURE”
Five days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Five days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
January 25, 2026 at 5:44 PM
“ETERNAL, AND ETERNAL I SHALL ENDURE”
Five days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Five days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
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“TIME AND TIME AGAIN”
Six days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Six days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
January 24, 2026 at 4:37 PM
“TIME AND TIME AGAIN”
Six days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
Six days until episode one. #mapleshadestories
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every a.i. guy is like “you don’t get it i’m changing the world by typing a sentence into this program and now i’ve made art you have to respect me”
they’re never like “i don’t care what you think it makes me happy”
they’re never like “i don’t care what you think it makes me happy”
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 AM
every a.i. guy is like “you don’t get it i’m changing the world by typing a sentence into this program and now i’ve made art you have to respect me”
they’re never like “i don’t care what you think it makes me happy”
they’re never like “i don’t care what you think it makes me happy”
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis