Mathieu Choquette
@mathieumacabre.bsky.social
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It’d suck so bad to be in ICE. Opening Instagram and seeing little drawings of everyone’s comfort characters taking turns humiliating you. Logging on and seeing a lovingly crafted illustration of Franklin the turtle making you eat a nail bomb
February 10, 2026 at 7:26 AM
It’d suck so bad to be in ICE. Opening Instagram and seeing little drawings of everyone’s comfort characters taking turns humiliating you. Logging on and seeing a lovingly crafted illustration of Franklin the turtle making you eat a nail bomb
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February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
February 9, 2026 at 2:43 PM
if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
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jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
![YOUR RING CAMERA IS AN ICE AGENT
[a drawing of a ring camera with an ice agent dragging a person away in its field of vision]
"In October of 2025, Amazon's Ring announced its partnership with FLOCK, an A.I. surveillance group that freely shares its footage with ICE, the secret service, and the navy. Flock customers can use A.I. tools to sift through footage to assist in all manner of operations (like raids and deportations) without a warrant. Unplug Ring! Melt ICE! Protect your neighbors!
See: https://blog.ring.com/about-ring/ring-expands-community-requests-to-additional-community-safety-partners/
https://www.404media.co/ice-secret-service-navy-all-had-access-to-flocks-nationwide-network-of-cameras/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp9MwZkHiMQ
https://www.aclum.org/campaigns-initiatives/get-the-flock-out-resource-guide/](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p2aefnvhb3zmkrazk67dppxw/bafkreic7teyeocg7k5qcqxnc666k7clyiislh2zfi6iopcz6fs3e3lt6xy@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.
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Hey y’all it’s my birthday 🎂
Would appreciate an art share today
Would appreciate an art share today
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Hey y’all it’s my birthday 🎂
Would appreciate an art share today
Would appreciate an art share today
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listen man nobody wakes up wanting to fuck walton goggins the ghoul in fallout but we all just gotta make do with events as they unfold
February 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
listen man nobody wakes up wanting to fuck walton goggins the ghoul in fallout but we all just gotta make do with events as they unfold
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If you don't speak Spanish, this is the only acceptable energy you should bring to the halftime show on Sunday. (cc @ityslmemes.com)
February 6, 2026 at 6:46 PM
If you don't speak Spanish, this is the only acceptable energy you should bring to the halftime show on Sunday. (cc @ityslmemes.com)
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i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
i can't know how to hear anymore about cow tools
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Facebook dot com turns me into an animal
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Facebook dot com turns me into an animal
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Episode 2 is out!!!
February 6, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Episode 2 is out!!!
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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“President Trump has brought religion back to this nation and beyond.” I am on the verge of converting to Reddit level atheism.
Paula White-Cain at the National Prayer Breakfast: "President Trump has brought religion back to this nation and beyond. It is my great honor to introduce the GOAT -- the greatest of all time. The greatest champion of faith that we have ever had in the executive branch."
February 6, 2026 at 12:18 PM
“President Trump has brought religion back to this nation and beyond.” I am on the verge of converting to Reddit level atheism.
I hate it here
Donald Trump recently shared a video to TruthSocial that includes an AI-generated depiction of Barack & Michelle Obama as monkeys.
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I hate it here
I WANT. TO GET OFF. THE RIDE.
MLB players have struck a deal allowing AI versions of themselves to be created ⚾️
• Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests
• They can chat and charge for interactions with fans
• Each AI character will reflect the player's voice and interests
• They can chat and charge for interactions with fans
February 6, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I WANT. TO GET OFF. THE RIDE.
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Seeing a lot of people "resigning" after being discovered to be pen pals with Epstein and not a lot of people "shooting themselves in the mouth" or "being drawn and quartered"
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Seeing a lot of people "resigning" after being discovered to be pen pals with Epstein and not a lot of people "shooting themselves in the mouth" or "being drawn and quartered"
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Briarcliff Entertainment has decided to give free tickets for ‘GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE’ to people who lost their jobs due to A.I.
“We believe you should get something out of the AI ‘revolution’.”
“We believe you should get something out of the AI ‘revolution’.”
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Briarcliff Entertainment has decided to give free tickets for ‘GOOD LUCK, HAVE FUN, DON’T DIE’ to people who lost their jobs due to A.I.
“We believe you should get something out of the AI ‘revolution’.”
“We believe you should get something out of the AI ‘revolution’.”
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it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 1:16 AM
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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I take it back the French are human to me now.
February 4, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I take it back the French are human to me now.
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Here, hopefully this can help.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Here, hopefully this can help.
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holy shit
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
holy shit
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The placement of that 7 is driving me insane, who thought that looked good 😭
February 2, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The placement of that 7 is driving me insane, who thought that looked good 😭
This fuckass rat
Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter.
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 PM
This fuckass rat
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.