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Dad. Etsy. EM on the org chart but still an iOS developer at heart. Probably needs a haircut.

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happy "the car clock is finally correct" day to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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soon
November 7, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Felt almost like an echo of @xoxofest.com in Houston, TX tonight listening to Samin Nosrat discuss her new book with @hrishikesh.co - great way to spend an evening
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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August 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Zendaya is Meechee
LA is YouTube
New York is TikTok
DC is LinkedIn
Chicago is Bluesky
Miami is Instagram
Phoenix is Facebook
San Francisco is NextDoor
Salt Lake City is Pornhub
Berlin's Führerbunker in 1945 is Twitter
June 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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As someone who would heat up a bucket of popcorn and watch Tucker Carlson be mauled by two-dozen rabid wolverines with great delight, it pains me beyond words to do this but...
June 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yes yes there’s bigger problems in the world right now and I’m one of a half dozen people that actually use it anymore but what the hell is going on with Swarm.app
April 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why does this sound like an LSAT question
The iPhone Air will be thinner than the iPhone Pro, but the iPad Pro is thinner than the iPad Air. The MacBook Air is currently the thinnest Mac, but not the thinnest ever—that title goes to the MacBook (not Air). As for AirTag and AirPods—well, air just means wireless—not thin.
March 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
🪦 RIP normal-sized phones 🪦
iPhone 16E is officially announced

- White or black
- A18 chip
- 6.1" OLED with a notch
- Single 48mp camera
- Action button
- Supports apple Intelligence
-USB-C (finally)
- Their first in-house cellular modem "C1"

$599 - That is a big jump from the last SE

www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
Apple debuts iPhone 16e: A powerful new member of the iPhone 16 family
Apple today announced iPhone 16e, a new addition to the iPhone 16 lineup that offers powerful capabilities at a more affordable price.
www.apple.com
February 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@gruber.foo gonna give this iCloud account transfer thing a go. Have also had separate accounts since the dawn of time (seemingly), but things got weird when my wife and I did the Family
thing specifically with extra storage…
February 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I somehow missed that the OFMD showrunner is skeeting the season three we never got.
February 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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You are a senator.
January 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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regarding corporate DEI initiatives
January 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You think you know someone… and then you watch the way they load a dishwasher
January 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The world is pretty shitty these days so here’s a dog in the snow in Houston, TX
January 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I will never stop being mad about how the media has treated the anti-trans movement as a group of ordinary people with legitimate concerns rather than the obvious frothing bigots they are.
ABC White House correspondent just released ANOTHER anti-trans EO expected that we did not cover in our piece this morning:

A federal ban on funding to programs that acknowledge and affirm transgender people.
January 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space
January 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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[mournfully] hey. must be the money 😔
January 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I’m 90% sure the cbs broadcast of the Texans game just played the instrumental version of Apex Predator from Mean Girls the musical during a replay…
January 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.
January 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Paris saw NYC’s congestion pricing and said “hold my wine”
January 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
@myke.social congrats man! Just heard the call for app recommendations and @mangoumbrella.com has the best tracking one (sleep, eats, diapers, etc…) it takes advantage of iOS features and is easily the best of that category
December 16, 2024 at 4:42 AM
December 14, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Saw Shucked on tour and they cut “We Love Jesus” - what the heck? (Otherwise an excellent time at the theater though)
November 21, 2024 at 5:43 AM