Shawna
@mitsubishe.bsky.social
I make art & eat sandwiches. I have many cats and a dog. Sometimes I'm funny. She/Her.
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Pfp: me doing a mirror selfie
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Just my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabcyy5pktho
Pfp: me doing a mirror selfie
Banner: dusky west OK sky full of bats
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they should invent an onion that doesn't hurt you back
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
they should invent an onion that doesn't hurt you back
i had dough in the fridge from a day and a half ago and my head is finally feeling better so let's go fresh baked bread and homemade bacon potato soup
hope y'all are taking care of yourselves out there tonight
hope y'all are taking care of yourselves out there tonight
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i had dough in the fridge from a day and a half ago and my head is finally feeling better so let's go fresh baked bread and homemade bacon potato soup
hope y'all are taking care of yourselves out there tonight
hope y'all are taking care of yourselves out there tonight
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little man sleeping, if that helps
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
little man sleeping, if that helps
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A bit of serendipity this morning - didn’t feel safe going out in the car so went to the canal instead and saw this. My comedy moment for the year 🦢🤪
[Vertical video so needs a click]
#sillyswan #iphone15pro
[Vertical video so needs a click]
#sillyswan #iphone15pro
January 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
A bit of serendipity this morning - didn’t feel safe going out in the car so went to the canal instead and saw this. My comedy moment for the year 🦢🤪
[Vertical video so needs a click]
#sillyswan #iphone15pro
[Vertical video so needs a click]
#sillyswan #iphone15pro
don't know what else to do with myself rn so i turned a mushy banana and some oats (can't have them anymore anyway) into dog treats for Jez and neighbor dogs
here she is showing off with one
here she is showing off with one
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
don't know what else to do with myself rn so i turned a mushy banana and some oats (can't have them anymore anyway) into dog treats for Jez and neighbor dogs
here she is showing off with one
here she is showing off with one
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every room is a rage room if i have a phone and wifi
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
every room is a rage room if i have a phone and wifi
so just out of curiosity is there anything i should be buying or stocking up on in case we get economic sanctions or something?
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
so just out of curiosity is there anything i should be buying or stocking up on in case we get economic sanctions or something?
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Winter One-Panel Land
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Winter One-Panel Land
starting the year off strong
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
starting the year off strong
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Most Honorable President Xi Jinping: as the precedent under international law has now been established allowing for the forcible capture of a foreign nation's illegitimate leader to stand trial under another nation's laws, I humbly submit a modest proposal,
January 3, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Most Honorable President Xi Jinping: as the precedent under international law has now been established allowing for the forcible capture of a foreign nation's illegitimate leader to stand trial under another nation's laws, I humbly submit a modest proposal,
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i must oblige: the bagel wanter
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i must oblige: the bagel wanter
got a migraine aura last night and did everything right. immediately put my phone down and took my meds and went to bed with my cold pack on and i still woke up with a migraine 😭
January 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
got a migraine aura last night and did everything right. immediately put my phone down and took my meds and went to bed with my cold pack on and i still woke up with a migraine 😭
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being sworn into office with your hand in the box from dune has anyone done this
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
being sworn into office with your hand in the box from dune has anyone done this
i'm high so don't like this too much because i don't know how many characters i can remember
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
i'm high so don't like this too much because i don't know how many characters i can remember
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i hope at some point in the near future you also get to feel this comfy cozy and loved
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i hope at some point in the near future you also get to feel this comfy cozy and loved
really enjoying the naked gun (2025). feels like the original movies lol very silly and liam nissans is great in it i didn't know he was so funny
perfect movie for a sick day
perfect movie for a sick day
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
really enjoying the naked gun (2025). feels like the original movies lol very silly and liam nissans is great in it i didn't know he was so funny
perfect movie for a sick day
perfect movie for a sick day
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i have inventoried a small number of old shirts I am trying to get rid of to clear out my garage.
There's not a ton here but I would like this stuff gone
roryblank.bigcartel.com
There's not a ton here but I would like this stuff gone
roryblank.bigcartel.com
January 2, 2026 at 11:04 PM
i have inventoried a small number of old shirts I am trying to get rid of to clear out my garage.
There's not a ton here but I would like this stuff gone
roryblank.bigcartel.com
There's not a ton here but I would like this stuff gone
roryblank.bigcartel.com
so tired i'm nauseated? okay body whatever
January 2, 2026 at 8:56 PM
so tired i'm nauseated? okay body whatever
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“Ichthyosis” is live on @fantasymagazine.bsky.social and free to read! I will forever love Fantasy Magazine for giving my story such a gorgeous home. If you’re in the mood for animal transformations, a horror of the body & home, a sea and an unmooring, then this is the story for you. 💙
the time has come
the final GLORIOUS story ✨
"When your skin peels away from your loosening flesh in coils, trailing soft, brown ribbons in its wake, your lovers swathe you in cotton-gauze and bring you to the sea."
Ichthyosis by @emelkrishnan.bsky.social
psychopomp.com/fantasy/issu...
the final GLORIOUS story ✨
"When your skin peels away from your loosening flesh in coils, trailing soft, brown ribbons in its wake, your lovers swathe you in cotton-gauze and bring you to the sea."
Ichthyosis by @emelkrishnan.bsky.social
psychopomp.com/fantasy/issu...
Ichthyosis - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
This is how it begins.
psychopomp.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:52 PM
“Ichthyosis” is live on @fantasymagazine.bsky.social and free to read! I will forever love Fantasy Magazine for giving my story such a gorgeous home. If you’re in the mood for animal transformations, a horror of the body & home, a sea and an unmooring, then this is the story for you. 💙
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the time has come
the final GLORIOUS story ✨
"When your skin peels away from your loosening flesh in coils, trailing soft, brown ribbons in its wake, your lovers swathe you in cotton-gauze and bring you to the sea."
Ichthyosis by @emelkrishnan.bsky.social
psychopomp.com/fantasy/issu...
the final GLORIOUS story ✨
"When your skin peels away from your loosening flesh in coils, trailing soft, brown ribbons in its wake, your lovers swathe you in cotton-gauze and bring you to the sea."
Ichthyosis by @emelkrishnan.bsky.social
psychopomp.com/fantasy/issu...
Ichthyosis - PSYCHOPOMP.COM
This is how it begins.
psychopomp.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
the time has come
the final GLORIOUS story ✨
"When your skin peels away from your loosening flesh in coils, trailing soft, brown ribbons in its wake, your lovers swathe you in cotton-gauze and bring you to the sea."
Ichthyosis by @emelkrishnan.bsky.social
psychopomp.com/fantasy/issu...
the final GLORIOUS story ✨
"When your skin peels away from your loosening flesh in coils, trailing soft, brown ribbons in its wake, your lovers swathe you in cotton-gauze and bring you to the sea."
Ichthyosis by @emelkrishnan.bsky.social
psychopomp.com/fantasy/issu...
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Anyone have a recommendation for a home printer that will print Apple AirPrint docs from my iphone? I have an older HP but it doesn’t do AirPrint. Looking on Amazon, it’s unclear which brands or models actually have AirPrint available.
Any clues? Ideas? I could just go to a print shop, I suppose.
Any clues? Ideas? I could just go to a print shop, I suppose.
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Anyone have a recommendation for a home printer that will print Apple AirPrint docs from my iphone? I have an older HP but it doesn’t do AirPrint. Looking on Amazon, it’s unclear which brands or models actually have AirPrint available.
Any clues? Ideas? I could just go to a print shop, I suppose.
Any clues? Ideas? I could just go to a print shop, I suppose.
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"women refuse to date me just because I'm a conservative"
I'll give you a date. they can put it on your fucking headstone
I'll give you a date. they can put it on your fucking headstone
December 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"women refuse to date me just because I'm a conservative"
I'll give you a date. they can put it on your fucking headstone
I'll give you a date. they can put it on your fucking headstone
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January 2, 2026 at 6:39 PM