James B. Jones
@jamesbjones.com
Award-winning video game wordslinger | not-so-award-winning author | Oxford comma enthusiast | baseball nut | son of Detroit | DMs [regrettably] Open
Bill Clinton reciting Homelander's "let's light this candle" monologue in the mirror.
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Bill Clinton reciting Homelander's "let's light this candle" monologue in the mirror.
I miss being a sportswriter.
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I miss being a sportswriter.
"You look like you keep a spreadsheet ranking glue brands by taste."
I shit you not, that insult was so good that I've just straight-up stolen it.
I shit you not, that insult was so good that I've just straight-up stolen it.
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"You look like you keep a spreadsheet ranking glue brands by taste."
I shit you not, that insult was so good that I've just straight-up stolen it.
I shit you not, that insult was so good that I've just straight-up stolen it.
If you're an artist who has been insistent on continuing to use Twitter for some damn reason, I present to you another piece of evidence for why you should nuke your damn account already.
Users are noticing Twitter/X has added a Grok-powered AI image editor that lets anyone edit any image on the platform, including other people’s artwork using text prompts.
Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
Artists warn there’s no opt-out or consent, raising concerns over unauthorized edits and misuse.
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
If you're an artist who has been insistent on continuing to use Twitter for some damn reason, I present to you another piece of evidence for why you should nuke your damn account already.
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Ask and you shall receive
October 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Ask and you shall receive
There has been a fascinating phenomenon in sports over the past year or so where every athlete who appeases Trump has gone on to have just awful seasons.
The Lions, the Tigers... even teams that succeed, like the Dodgers, the guys who are openly pro-Trump (Treinen and Kershaw) would shit the bed.
The Lions, the Tigers... even teams that succeed, like the Dodgers, the guys who are openly pro-Trump (Treinen and Kershaw) would shit the bed.
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There has been a fascinating phenomenon in sports over the past year or so where every athlete who appeases Trump has gone on to have just awful seasons.
The Lions, the Tigers... even teams that succeed, like the Dodgers, the guys who are openly pro-Trump (Treinen and Kershaw) would shit the bed.
The Lions, the Tigers... even teams that succeed, like the Dodgers, the guys who are openly pro-Trump (Treinen and Kershaw) would shit the bed.
Thank god I grew up watching the 2000s Lions. This kind of disappointment… it’s a familiar one. I can process this.
I’ll be fine in, like, an hour.
I’ll be fine in, like, an hour.
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thank god I grew up watching the 2000s Lions. This kind of disappointment… it’s a familiar one. I can process this.
I’ll be fine in, like, an hour.
I’ll be fine in, like, an hour.
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I've seen this going around today and it's beautiful, so here's a gift link.
Opinion | Martin Scorsese: ‘Rob Reiner Was My Friend’
www.nytimes.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I've seen this going around today and it's beautiful, so here's a gift link.
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Yes, well.
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Yes, well.
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Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Please enjoy once again the college football comment of the year 🏆
Much like what happened with @chetsucks.com, TikTok took my 7-second video about this down quite literally within a minute of posting it.
Clearly their filters are meant to sift out Nazi iconography, which is good, but then why on Earth are they letting it be sold on their store?
Clearly their filters are meant to sift out Nazi iconography, which is good, but then why on Earth are they letting it be sold on their store?
Here’s what the top four “Holiday Haul” items on TikTok are right now:
1.) Swastika necklace
2.) The World Trade Center
3.) 32GB DDR5 RAM
4.) Shrek Hitler blanket
I’m about to sign off from any mine if Internet. Everything, everywhere is fucking garbage.
1.) Swastika necklace
2.) The World Trade Center
3.) 32GB DDR5 RAM
4.) Shrek Hitler blanket
I’m about to sign off from any mine if Internet. Everything, everywhere is fucking garbage.
December 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Much like what happened with @chetsucks.com, TikTok took my 7-second video about this down quite literally within a minute of posting it.
Clearly their filters are meant to sift out Nazi iconography, which is good, but then why on Earth are they letting it be sold on their store?
Clearly their filters are meant to sift out Nazi iconography, which is good, but then why on Earth are they letting it be sold on their store?
Here’s what the top four “Holiday Haul” items on TikTok are right now:
1.) Swastika necklace
2.) The World Trade Center
3.) 32GB DDR5 RAM
4.) Shrek Hitler blanket
I’m about to sign off from any mine if Internet. Everything, everywhere is fucking garbage.
1.) Swastika necklace
2.) The World Trade Center
3.) 32GB DDR5 RAM
4.) Shrek Hitler blanket
I’m about to sign off from any mine if Internet. Everything, everywhere is fucking garbage.
December 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Here’s what the top four “Holiday Haul” items on TikTok are right now:
1.) Swastika necklace
2.) The World Trade Center
3.) 32GB DDR5 RAM
4.) Shrek Hitler blanket
I’m about to sign off from any mine if Internet. Everything, everywhere is fucking garbage.
1.) Swastika necklace
2.) The World Trade Center
3.) 32GB DDR5 RAM
4.) Shrek Hitler blanket
I’m about to sign off from any mine if Internet. Everything, everywhere is fucking garbage.
Me, seeing “Lake Michigan” trending: “Oh, neat. I reckon people are posting pictures of the frozen ice sheet waves that happen ever year.”
Me, upon seeing the conversation:
Me, upon seeing the conversation:
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people
Alt: Doc Rivers, mouth agape, stares in utter dumbfounded awe.
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Me, seeing “Lake Michigan” trending: “Oh, neat. I reckon people are posting pictures of the frozen ice sheet waves that happen ever year.”
Me, upon seeing the conversation:
Me, upon seeing the conversation:
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Alternate Headlined “Microsoft Puts Pistol In Mouth, Aims to Pull Trigger by 2030.”
Microsoft is using AI to purge C and C++ from its codebase by 2030
Microsoft is leveraging AI agents to automate the massive task of migrating its legacy codebases to the more secure Rust language.
www.windowscentral.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Alternate Headlined “Microsoft Puts Pistol In Mouth, Aims to Pull Trigger by 2030.”
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these are the kind of numbers that, *at the end of a president's term*, herald a total wipeout for his party in the next election.
we are in december of year one.
we are in december of year one.
![Gallup poll | 12/1-12/15
President Trump approval crosstabs (%)
🟥Overall (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥Democratic (93/3 disapprove) [-90]
🟩Republican (89/8 approve) [+81]
🟥Independent (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥18-34 (68/25 disapprove) [-43]
🟥35-54 (59/36 disapprove) [-23]
🟥55+ (53/43 disapprove) [-10]
🟥No college (55/37 disapprove) [-18]
🟥College graduate (59/37 disapprove) [-22]
🟥Male (53/42 disapprove) [-11]
🟥Female (64/30 disapprove) [-34]
🟥White (52/46 disapprove) [-6]
🟥Non-white (71/21 disapprove) [-50]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreifnv6vxufu6icjvsd5toirz3lmqkzertdpdnlqh7q44momevhfjqq@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
these are the kind of numbers that, *at the end of a president's term*, herald a total wipeout for his party in the next election.
we are in december of year one.
we are in december of year one.
Christ alive. What can you even say?
My heart breaks for his family, his friends, his colleagues, and everyone at Respawn.
My heart breaks for his family, his friends, his colleagues, and everyone at Respawn.
Vince Zampella, video game developer behind 'Call of Duty' franchise, killed in mountain road crash
Vince Zampella is the former CEO of video game developers Infinity Ward, the studio behind the wildly successful "Call of Duty" franchise.
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Christ alive. What can you even say?
My heart breaks for his family, his friends, his colleagues, and everyone at Respawn.
My heart breaks for his family, his friends, his colleagues, and everyone at Respawn.
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Honestly, I think RAW FURY handled The Escapist’s borderline-libel piece accusing Blue Prince of using AI with grace. If a publication accused me if using genAI in my work I fear my retribution would be the legal equivalent of Wyatt Earp’s Vendetta Ride.
December 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Honestly, I think RAW FURY handled The Escapist’s borderline-libel piece accusing Blue Prince of using AI with grace. If a publication accused me if using genAI in my work I fear my retribution would be the legal equivalent of Wyatt Earp’s Vendetta Ride.
The NFL will never beat the allegations that they hate Detroit.
The ruling of the final call in the Steelers-Lions game...
"The ruling on the field is a touchdown... however, pass interference, No. 14, on the offense..."
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo, and Gene Steratore react to the wild scene for CBS. 🏈🦓🎙️ #NFL
"The ruling on the field is a touchdown... however, pass interference, No. 14, on the offense..."
Jim Nantz, Tony Romo, and Gene Steratore react to the wild scene for CBS. 🏈🦓🎙️ #NFL
December 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The NFL will never beat the allegations that they hate Detroit.
Well that's a bummer.
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Well that's a bummer.
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The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
Michael Sheen spent his own money to write off $1.3 million of neighbors’ debts | CNN
Actor Michael Sheen has bought $1.3 million of his neighbors’ debts and written them off using $129,000 of his own money.
www.cnn.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.
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The players always voted Uecker a full playoff share. To my knowledge Kalas, who was beloved by the Phillies as an uncle, who sat with the players on flights, was not voted a share. Scully wasn't. And so forth. It is the ultimate sign of respect. Uecker divided it between his charities.
December 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The players always voted Uecker a full playoff share. To my knowledge Kalas, who was beloved by the Phillies as an uncle, who sat with the players on flights, was not voted a share. Scully wasn't. And so forth. It is the ultimate sign of respect. Uecker divided it between his charities.
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The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
I need that sound effect of Rocky punching meat and it sounding like a howitzer added to this clip.
Anthony Joshua punched Jake Paul so hard he hearing colors and seeing sounds right now.
December 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I need that sound effect of Rocky punching meat and it sounding like a howitzer added to this clip.