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James B. Jones
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Award-winning video game wordslinger | not-so-award-winning author | Oxford comma enthusiast | baseball nut | son of Detroit | DMs [regrettably] Open
Today is Veteran's Day in America so here is 17-year-old me as a fresh-faced just-graduated from OSUT 31B (MP).

Like many veterans, I have a complicated relationship with my time in the military. On the one hand, it shape me into who I am today. On the other hand, it shaped me into who I am today.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Honestly this little fucker (it is pristine - like, damn-near mint) wound costing more than the rest of the haul combined.

Worth it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve got MSNBC on in one of my quadrants.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Real ones recognize.
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I will never forgive Microsoft for pushing me to this point.
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“Mission-focused ("Make viral content") / apolitical.”

Bro just say you think Elon is funny. Also, you JUST SAID to be “Shameless.” And now you’re saying you want apolitical? Cowardice ain’t very A-player of you.

“Wear many hats.”

Hats acquired. I don’t think they’ll all fit.
October 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ve been going through old Nintendo Switch photos to clean ‘em out but a few… man, “early pandemic” James had way too much time on his hands.

But it made for some fun times in Animal Crossing.
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I love this damn team.
September 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Somehow this is Geoff Keighley's fault I just can't prove it yet.
September 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The hell they are!
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this comparison, but still...
September 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Then why the FUCK DOES THE CITY CLAIM SHE REPRESENTS NORTH HOLLYWOOD!?

(I'm not yelling at Zombie, I'm reposting them for the correction - I'm yelling at the city's own website for posting something that is geographically dishonest... which kinda emphasizes my overall point about incompetence?)
August 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Cleaning out my wallet and pulled this relic from a bygone age.
August 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
And I'm back on my "going for ridiculously long walks" shit so I may as well gamify it...
August 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
TIL my Steam account is old enough to vote, smoke, and be drafted.
August 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Being a Detroit sports fan for 30+ years does a number on a fella, let me tell you.
August 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
☺️
August 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Happy 324 to The 313.

I love you, Detroit, and I miss you every day.
July 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Oh hell yes. @gameinformer.com
July 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
In yellow, you’re thanking God that children drowned. In red, you’re seemingly blaming the children for their deaths - or saying that because their parents MIGHT HAVE voted for Trump, they deserved it.

In blue… I don’t know. You’re accusing Republicans of having weather machines?

We’re done here.
July 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You at Disneyland and wanting to eat at Blue Bayou? Add your name to the walk-up list now and you’ll be able to secure a table around September 23rd, 6112 AD.
July 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yeah, so that’s a goddamned lie.
July 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Uh… huh…
July 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm genuinely disgusted at the idea that the company which launched with one of the most powerful mission statements about digital art is (allegedly) demanding that its electronic artists bend the knee to the almighty algorithm to ask it to pretty please kitbash them a pretty picture.
July 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
June 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM