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You know, some jerk. He/they
Chicagoland
Chicagoland
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Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Another day, another fantastic tiktok restaurant advertisement
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Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Drink from me Love.”"
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ronald McDonald should start saying this in McDonald’s commercials
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The Overman Wheel Company produced Victor Cycles, which were top-of-the-line at the time, and their $100 price tag reflected that. When the 1890s bicycle boom went bust, the high-priced Victors couldn't compete. But they always had beautiful ads.
Victor Cycles
1898
Artist: Will H. Bradley
Victor Cycles
1898
Artist: Will H. Bradley
September 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The Overman Wheel Company produced Victor Cycles, which were top-of-the-line at the time, and their $100 price tag reflected that. When the 1890s bicycle boom went bust, the high-priced Victors couldn't compete. But they always had beautiful ads.
Victor Cycles
1898
Artist: Will H. Bradley
Victor Cycles
1898
Artist: Will H. Bradley
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'
#Iran 🇮🇷
#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
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Tufted titmouse being the cutest
November 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Tufted titmouse being the cutest
Just got junk mail for a 78 month car payment. Seems bad lol
November 22, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Just got junk mail for a 78 month car payment. Seems bad lol
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this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
I've been waiting all day for stuff to happen irl so I've used up all my looking at phone time now what am I supposed to do
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I've been waiting all day for stuff to happen irl so I've used up all my looking at phone time now what am I supposed to do
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From Insta. This is so neat! We need monsters like this. Stylized, fluid, unconventional.
(Not me however. My spine says “no,” but in less polite terms.)
(Not me however. My spine says “no,” but in less polite terms.)
November 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
From Insta. This is so neat! We need monsters like this. Stylized, fluid, unconventional.
(Not me however. My spine says “no,” but in less polite terms.)
(Not me however. My spine says “no,” but in less polite terms.)
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It’s unbelievable that butterflies do this! they are too small! What do you mean you flew from Canada to Mexico you are one inch tall!
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It’s unbelievable that butterflies do this! they are too small! What do you mean you flew from Canada to Mexico you are one inch tall!
What the treat empire cannot acknowledge is that a French fry is best about twenty seconds after it comes out of the frier, so when you put it in a box and drive it across town, you're getting the idea of a French fry. The true delivered fry does not and cannot exist
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What the treat empire cannot acknowledge is that a French fry is best about twenty seconds after it comes out of the frier, so when you put it in a box and drive it across town, you're getting the idea of a French fry. The true delivered fry does not and cannot exist
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Gamers rise up
Geopolitics is complicated.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Gamers rise up
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The ancient streets of Karazad- known for its pyramidal slate roofs, corbel arches, and tower forts since time immemorial. Now known best for the omnipresent sound of bells, leading the dead through their unending labours…
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The ancient streets of Karazad- known for its pyramidal slate roofs, corbel arches, and tower forts since time immemorial. Now known best for the omnipresent sound of bells, leading the dead through their unending labours…
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It was one of the most interfered with elections in history - objectively, openly, not just my opinion - which is why I don't listen to any nonsense about "THE VOTERS" and what they did wrong. If you're not looking at this first, your political analysis is worth a wet fart.
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It was one of the most interfered with elections in history - objectively, openly, not just my opinion - which is why I don't listen to any nonsense about "THE VOTERS" and what they did wrong. If you're not looking at this first, your political analysis is worth a wet fart.
Maybe I'm looking more but the reds and yellows this year are impressive
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Maybe I'm looking more but the reds and yellows this year are impressive
Why do people want to be Elvis
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Why do people want to be Elvis
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This gives weight to my theory that the "Cow Tools" drawing takes place in the Predator universe. The cow (consider her stern visage) is preparing herself for the final confrontation, much like Arnie in the original movie. Once she is ready, she'll summon him with a defiant "Moooooo..."
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This gives weight to my theory that the "Cow Tools" drawing takes place in the Predator universe. The cow (consider her stern visage) is preparing herself for the final confrontation, much like Arnie in the original movie. Once she is ready, she'll summon him with a defiant "Moooooo..."
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THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
![II. Credibility
The Court next addresses the credibility of the parties’ evidence and witnesses. After reviewing all the evidence submitted to the Court and listening to the testimony elicited at the preliminary injunction hearing, during depositions, and in other court proceedings, the Court finds Defendants’ evidence simply not credible. [FN 6]
Plaintiffs submitted a mountain of evidence, providing the Court with over eighty declarations, numerous videos and articles, and other evidence. Defendants did not rebut anything that Plaintiffs set forth in their declarations or testimony, even with BWC footage.
[FN 6] In another case considering some of the same evidence presented to this Court, another court in this district also found that the perceptions of certain of Defendants’ declarants, such as Hott and Parra, were not reliable. See Illinois v. Trump, No. 25-cv-12174, 2025 WL 2886645, at *5 (N.D. Ill. Oct. 10, 2025) (noting a “troubling trend of Defendants’ declarants equating protests with riots and a lack of appreciation for the wide spectrum that exists between citizens who are observing, questioning, and criticizing their government, and those who are obstructing, assaulting, or doing violence”), motion to stay denied in part, 155 F.4th 929 (7th Cir. 2025).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2vtbmhmrwzbqcfv4we4uxzzt/bafkreifpyry2il5toxbr3iejgrsxs6kmnwve75qwnhebfp44ieyjrfpsdu@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
Ffs the transportation secretary is a people used to wear suits on flights guy. Is the FTC chair going to complain about the ice cream machines at McDonald's? Any other internet cranks we can appease?
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ffs the transportation secretary is a people used to wear suits on flights guy. Is the FTC chair going to complain about the ice cream machines at McDonald's? Any other internet cranks we can appease?
May all your Chinese meals be succulent
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
May all your Chinese meals be succulent
Like the mortgage crisis, the ai bubble will be over as soon as they find a way to blame minorities for it
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Like the mortgage crisis, the ai bubble will be over as soon as they find a way to blame minorities for it
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we must abolish ICE
NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
we must abolish ICE
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Chiropractors are now considered more professional than nurses by the Department of Education? All I know is I've never dissected a patient's vertebral artery or sold overpriced wellness supplements that do absolutely nothing except make your pee smell bad
I’m sorry that I don’t have anything intelligent to say right now because I am so fucking angry
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...
Nursing is no longer counted as a 'professional degree' by Trump admin
The Department of Education has excluded nursing as a "professional degree" program as it implements various changes to student loans.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Chiropractors are now considered more professional than nurses by the Department of Education? All I know is I've never dissected a patient's vertebral artery or sold overpriced wellness supplements that do absolutely nothing except make your pee smell bad
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Remember that the Coast Guard is under DHS. This is Noem and Lewandowski's thing
"The Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika as a hate symbol.
"Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi insignia as 'potentially divisive' under its new guidelines.
"The new policy similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag."
Free link wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
"Instead, the Coast Guard will classify the Nazi insignia as 'potentially divisive' under its new guidelines.
"The new policy similarly downgrades the definition of nooses and the Confederate flag."
Free link wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Remember that the Coast Guard is under DHS. This is Noem and Lewandowski's thing