Voltz
@voltzyy.bsky.social
Not forklift certified but I do be driving that bitch anyways-🇨🇦-27 - League - MTG - big raps fan - free Palestine 🇵🇸
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I watch a lot of those little cooking TikTok’s/shorts and I know I need to get over it but whenever I see them use that stupid green bottle of olive oil I get so mad I literally can’t finish the video.
February 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I watch a lot of those little cooking TikTok’s/shorts and I know I need to get over it but whenever I see them use that stupid green bottle of olive oil I get so mad I literally can’t finish the video.
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i am tired of going to work and getting kicked in the head for 8 hours straight and then showing up the next day and getting kicked in the head for 8 hours straight and after that showing up again and getting kicked in the head for 8 straight hours
January 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i am tired of going to work and getting kicked in the head for 8 hours straight and then showing up the next day and getting kicked in the head for 8 hours straight and after that showing up again and getting kicked in the head for 8 straight hours
What if they were the nutant minja turtles
January 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
What if they were the nutant minja turtles
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Quick everyone livetweet the news or else you’re complicit
January 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Quick everyone livetweet the news or else you’re complicit
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alexander graham bell: i invented the telephone!
his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
January 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
alexander graham bell: i invented the telephone!
his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
his brother, taco: i'm working on some pretty big stuff too
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Aliens is just the best sequel of all time isn’t it?
January 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Aliens is just the best sequel of all time isn’t it?
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the hot new trend is ‘yosemite samming.’ kids are going crazy for doing finger guns but shaking them at the ceiling instead of pointing them at each other
January 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the hot new trend is ‘yosemite samming.’ kids are going crazy for doing finger guns but shaking them at the ceiling instead of pointing them at each other
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If you don't like Baker Mayfield, you don't like the human heart.
January 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
If you don't like Baker Mayfield, you don't like the human heart.
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rolling out of a kidney transplant like yo wheres my daughter, and the doctor asks.. who do u think gave the knee???
January 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
rolling out of a kidney transplant like yo wheres my daughter, and the doctor asks.. who do u think gave the knee???
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been working at a blood bank for awhile as the guy who chases draculas off with a broom was up to my ass in em’ one night about two months ago but it’s been pretty smooth sailing ever since
December 30, 2024 at 11:17 PM
been working at a blood bank for awhile as the guy who chases draculas off with a broom was up to my ass in em’ one night about two months ago but it’s been pretty smooth sailing ever since
Batman is autistic representation
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Batman is autistic representation
Sometimes I’ll find the last puzzle piece to figuring someone out and the whole picture will come together. Like “oh you’re Mormon!” Or perhaps more often “oh you cheer for the Cowboys”
December 28, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Sometimes I’ll find the last puzzle piece to figuring someone out and the whole picture will come together. Like “oh you’re Mormon!” Or perhaps more often “oh you cheer for the Cowboys”
This edible got me moving round the house like jamiroquai
December 28, 2024 at 12:54 AM
This edible got me moving round the house like jamiroquai
I’m only on season two so far but Buffy’s right up there for a spot on my favorite shows so far. Fuck Xander tho
December 19, 2024 at 4:33 AM
I’m only on season two so far but Buffy’s right up there for a spot on my favorite shows so far. Fuck Xander tho
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whenever I get annoyed in public I lash out violently and cause great harm to those around me
December 14, 2024 at 6:57 PM
whenever I get annoyed in public I lash out violently and cause great harm to those around me
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whistleblowers love dying in "apparent suicides"
December 14, 2024 at 11:00 AM
whistleblowers love dying in "apparent suicides"
Driving a rental because my car got t-boned and god damn do I hate the dial shifter.
December 8, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Driving a rental because my car got t-boned and god damn do I hate the dial shifter.
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I've always aspired to be like James Bond, a man who owns a car and has had sex
December 5, 2024 at 8:12 PM
I've always aspired to be like James Bond, a man who owns a car and has had sex
Is there a way to mute all mentions of Boston sports teams except for when people are making fun of them? Asking for a friend thnx
December 4, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Is there a way to mute all mentions of Boston sports teams except for when people are making fun of them? Asking for a friend thnx
