Dumbass McStupidhead
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all my enemies are ontologically texan | من زندهام، بله، مانند زندهرود، که یکروز زنده بود
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also dont follow me. stop following me. leave me alone
stuck at work 3 days before thanksgiving and it isnt even an easy week because all the terrible and horrible children wait until now to start looking at the application that is due next monday
November 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
stuck at work 3 days before thanksgiving and it isnt even an easy week because all the terrible and horrible children wait until now to start looking at the application that is due next monday
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the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar
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I-90 between Buffalo and Sheridan,
11/20/2025, 8:25:30 AM
11/20/2025, 8:25:30 AM
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I-90 between Buffalo and Sheridan,
11/20/2025, 8:25:30 AM
11/20/2025, 8:25:30 AM
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Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey guys we need to raise your power bills again because the jackoff material factory needs more power to turn your mom and daughter’s pictures into pornography and we need you to pay for it
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
gen x coworkers are addicted to saying they hate the cold when you point out the 3rd alarming midnovember heat record break in 4 days. they can't get enough of it
November 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
gen x coworkers are addicted to saying they hate the cold when you point out the 3rd alarming midnovember heat record break in 4 days. they can't get enough of it
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it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 PM
it didn't even really provide me with any new information but that one email between epstein and some other random rich elite saying "when will the madness end" about the metoo movement felt like a key unlocking my brain that will explain every unforced institutional capitulation we've seen
i am the mayor of chronic nose bleed city
November 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
i am the mayor of chronic nose bleed city
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Every man in Chicago weighs either 125 or 250 lbs no matter how tall we are and we are all wearing at least one article of clothing that says “CHICAGO” on it at all times
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Every man in Chicago weighs either 125 or 250 lbs no matter how tall we are and we are all wearing at least one article of clothing that says “CHICAGO” on it at all times
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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New from 404 Media: people are 3D-printing whistles to warn each other about the presence of ICE. Some people make designs and upload them; others are given a design and are printing hundreds and hundreds of whistles at home. It's been effective in Chicago
www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
The Latest Defense Against ICE: 3D-Printed Whistles
Chicagoans are making, sharing, and printing designs for whistles that can warn people when ICE is in the area. The goal is to “prevent as many people from being kidnapped as possible.”
www.404media.co
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
New from 404 Media: people are 3D-printing whistles to warn each other about the presence of ICE. Some people make designs and upload them; others are given a design and are printing hundreds and hundreds of whistles at home. It's been effective in Chicago
www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
www.404media.co/the-latest-d...
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Yesterday, when Bovino announced ICE would be returning to Little Village today, some of us donated and fundraised to buy out street vendors in the neighborhood. This morning, volunteers hit the streets at 6:30 am, looking for vendors to buy out. Tamales make an excellent breakfast.
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yesterday, when Bovino announced ICE would be returning to Little Village today, some of us donated and fundraised to buy out street vendors in the neighborhood. This morning, volunteers hit the streets at 6:30 am, looking for vendors to buy out. Tamales make an excellent breakfast.
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Every single person in Little Village fighting ICE/BP this week, each one of those people had more courage than the entire party leadership put together. Every single person in the street resisting in LA, Portland, Chicago, they're ALL showing more backbone than useless top tiers of Dem apparatus
I keep seeing regular Americans taking more risks every day to fight tyranny, want, and cynicism than I see from the opposition party, and I imagine many of those regular Americans are asking themselves what the value proposition of such an opposition party is, really
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Every single person in Little Village fighting ICE/BP this week, each one of those people had more courage than the entire party leadership put together. Every single person in the street resisting in LA, Portland, Chicago, they're ALL showing more backbone than useless top tiers of Dem apparatus
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I do really think it's the air travel stuff that made them break. Starve the population for 40 days, sure, no problem, but as soon as you have to sit in DCA terminal B for more than a 1 hour it's time to give the GOP the farm
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I do really think it's the air travel stuff that made them break. Starve the population for 40 days, sure, no problem, but as soon as you have to sit in DCA terminal B for more than a 1 hour it's time to give the GOP the farm
bullshit university staff job perk no. 834: got a last minute appointment for 3 vaccines at the campus clinic and i am borrowing a surplus event tshirt from our supply cabinet to pull it off cause i wore a long sleeves to work
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
bullshit university staff job perk no. 834: got a last minute appointment for 3 vaccines at the campus clinic and i am borrowing a surplus event tshirt from our supply cabinet to pull it off cause i wore a long sleeves to work
dems are gonna fold for nothing cause they want to fly home for thanksgiving
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
dems are gonna fold for nothing cause they want to fly home for thanksgiving
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
picked back up a borges short story collection to break up the crimes section of 2666 and ensure i have the weirdest dreams imaginable
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
picked back up a borges short story collection to break up the crimes section of 2666 and ensure i have the weirdest dreams imaginable
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bro are you fucking kidding me
![quote from the Economist article which says "[study authors] are now looking at whether AI facial analysis can give lenders useful clues about a person’s propensity to repay loans. For people without access to credit, that could be a blessing."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ofjbklfvptnupad4lxumblw/bafkreia3yctiqd7ejumpd6novxjpiycphtfkc3bdgd573jw37faqdl7o7m@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
bro are you fucking kidding me
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Call 866-273-3612 and tell them Ross Douthat and the direction of the NYT Opinion column at a time when all the principles of liberal democracy are under attack is why you're cancelling
help.nytimes.com/360003499613...
help.nytimes.com/360003499613...
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Call 866-273-3612 and tell them Ross Douthat and the direction of the NYT Opinion column at a time when all the principles of liberal democracy are under attack is why you're cancelling
help.nytimes.com/360003499613...
help.nytimes.com/360003499613...
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me