Brandybeans
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Inventor of The Night Toast: The Toast You Eat At Night™
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In the 90s, you could be fined or even jailed for not seeing Must-See TV
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
In the 90s, you could be fined or even jailed for not seeing Must-See TV
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I was just in a hipster coffee shop in Wisconsin and everyone was talking about how great the Chicago Bears are
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I was just in a hipster coffee shop in Wisconsin and everyone was talking about how great the Chicago Bears are
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The Chicago Bears
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The Chicago Bears
Chicago on suicide watch rn
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Chicago on suicide watch rn
A photographer took photos of people before and after she showed them Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A photographer took photos of people before and after she showed them Hellboy 2: The Golden Army
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
Might send some deeply upsetting texts to an evil and disgusting man later
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Might send some deeply upsetting texts to an evil and disgusting man later
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Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol
A shared distrust of newspapers 💞
Trump is now defending Mamdani in response to loaded questions from Fox News. incredible scenes
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A shared distrust of newspapers 💞
There's about a thousand miles between "homeless" and "living in airbnbs" c'mon man
“I’m going where the work is. I literally have no home," explains Spacey, adding that he believes an A-list call will change his fortunes, at which point he "will be incredibly honored and delighted."
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November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
There's about a thousand miles between "homeless" and "living in airbnbs" c'mon man
There's sometimes a big to-do about how you shouldn't have a guilty pleasure. That anything that gives you joy you should not hide away but take pride. That is wrong. There's a bunch of shit that's lame and embarrassing to like. I've watching a lot of Fiona and Cake, for example.
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
There's sometimes a big to-do about how you shouldn't have a guilty pleasure. That anything that gives you joy you should not hide away but take pride. That is wrong. There's a bunch of shit that's lame and embarrassing to like. I've watching a lot of Fiona and Cake, for example.
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
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For those keeping track:
The government pursued charges against five people arrested outside the ICE facility in Broadview, IL during a protest there on Sept. 27.
As of today, all five of those cases have now been thrown out.
The government pursued charges against five people arrested outside the ICE facility in Broadview, IL during a protest there on Sept. 27.
As of today, all five of those cases have now been thrown out.
"Mr. Briggs, you're free to go. This case is dismissed," Fuentes says, banging his gavel.
And that's that, Fuentes off the bench.
And that's that, Fuentes off the bench.
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
For those keeping track:
The government pursued charges against five people arrested outside the ICE facility in Broadview, IL during a protest there on Sept. 27.
As of today, all five of those cases have now been thrown out.
The government pursued charges against five people arrested outside the ICE facility in Broadview, IL during a protest there on Sept. 27.
As of today, all five of those cases have now been thrown out.
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nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
nuremberg trials is no longer the moderate position. the scarecrow trials from the dark knight rises when bane takes control of gotham is now the moderate position
Pretty incredible of Keith Olbermann to be such a disgusting pig that he finally makes Olivia Nuzzi a sympathetic character in this story of craven social climbers ruining their own lives for no reason
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Pretty incredible of Keith Olbermann to be such a disgusting pig that he finally makes Olivia Nuzzi a sympathetic character in this story of craven social climbers ruining their own lives for no reason
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I guess "modern American masculinity is a neotenous emotional state where the culture permits, and even cultivates, juvenile developmental qualities into adulthood" is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is twelve now"
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I guess "modern American masculinity is a neotenous emotional state where the culture permits, and even cultivates, juvenile developmental qualities into adulthood" is just a fancy way of saying "everyone is twelve now"
My wife posted a picture of me on x the everything app and it's going kind of viral right now mostly because everyone is jealous of our built in bookshelves
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
My wife posted a picture of me on x the everything app and it's going kind of viral right now mostly because everyone is jealous of our built in bookshelves
These people are basically bugs to me
There are basically only two positions in the debate about AI.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
1. I’ve barely invested any time in learning how to use it effectively. AI sucks.
2. I’ve invested in learning how to use this tool. Holy cow, it’s transformational.
Position #1 has lower barriers to entry.
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
These people are basically bugs to me
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Every man in Chicago weighs either 125 or 250 lbs no matter how tall we are and we are all wearing at least one article of clothing that says “CHICAGO” on it at all times
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Every man in Chicago weighs either 125 or 250 lbs no matter how tall we are and we are all wearing at least one article of clothing that says “CHICAGO” on it at all times
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
West Virginia football is ass and butt
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
West Virginia football is ass and butt
Heading to the local movie plex to watch Now You 3 Me
November 14, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Heading to the local movie plex to watch Now You 3 Me