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i feel like you could put a percent ticker labeled “wokeness in government” and have it going down to zero and trick these people into think that’s a real measured metric
May 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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marvel studios continue to slowly decline -> increasing american hostility and isolationism leads to drop in film production intended for global markets -> rebirth of the mid-budget hollywood comedy
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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GIRL(26): What is your stance on Crystals
ME (94): I have never devolpeed a stance on Crystals. I am more interested in food & entertainment
February 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.
February 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Also, a big thing people leave out of all of these discussions is that inequality is a driver of unhappiness. Regardless of whether living conditions are improving in general since hundreds of years ago, if inequality increases that impacts happiness and conflict
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Having to defend what you said on a podcast in front of Congress… chilling
January 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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it’s wild how quickly all of society breaks down when the people in charge ruin everything intentionally
Just got this tip from an airline pilot
January 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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this is, indeed, one of my favorite all time jokes. makes me sad you would sound like a space alien telling it today
In a a few months we'll celebrate the 25th anniversary of the publication of the world's greatest joke.
January 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Holy fuck the replies to this are DIRE. People get genuinely mad at you if you tell them they should think their own thoughts.

Anyway, it's a good blocklist if you're looking for a little booster shot to the ol Social media immune system
there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off
January 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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one of the reasons i don't go hard against younger people not knowing how their ipads work is that i had a garmin gps in my car at age 16 that read driving instructions to me in homer simpson's voice and as a consequence i have to live in a place for 5 years before i know how to get anywhere
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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I do think it’s super important right now and in the foreseeable future to really value moments of joy and to be intentional about making as many of them as you can
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but don’t forget to celebrate too. We won’t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks
January 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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reminds me of my replies. I think Bluesky is so new that it’s populated by low level enemies like this. these are 1 HP boars in level one of the video game when all you’re equipped with is a wooden sword
January 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”
My Co-founder Josh Weinsch took this photo of his little daughter’s bike, which was in their driveway when they evacuated. Their neighborhood was vaporized.
January 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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In Diddy Kong Racing, muting the music and sound effects does not merely set their volume to 0, but actually stops processing them internally. This has a minuscule, but measurable effect on the game's performance, very slightly reducing in-game lag.
January 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Thank goodness because it has been crazy these past few days. Nothing but random bot follower after random bot follower.
We’re aware of the bot followers. We know it’s really irritating for yall. The blade runners are working hard and we’re looking at bigger steps.
January 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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still image would probably work
January 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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She let me hit because she saw a potential in me that I could not see in myself
January 6, 2025 at 1:11 AM