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Charles Ephebophile Cheese
Finding out that top execs from both LifeTouch and Chuck E. Cheese are in the Epstein files has pissed me off in a way that I didn’t think was still possible.
February 10, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Charles Ephebophile Cheese
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I don’t recommend this to anyone who has not been certified firmly sane by a medical professional or religious figure.
The latest Daily Zig podcast opens up the mailbag, exposes Tom II's unequivocal MAGA leanings (unfortunately), and features a deep dive into the comments section of Ziggy+ that sends Brian and into madness.
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
2/2/26-2/9/26
open.spotify.com
February 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I don’t recommend this to anyone who has not been certified firmly sane by a medical professional or religious figure.
The 80s were a time, man www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqH7...
Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sheena Easton
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February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The 80s were a time, man www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqH7...
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The latest Daily Zig podcast opens up the mailbag, exposes Tom II's unequivocal MAGA leanings (unfortunately), and features a deep dive into the comments section of Ziggy+ that sends Brian and into madness.
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
2/2/26-2/9/26
open.spotify.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
The latest Daily Zig podcast opens up the mailbag, exposes Tom II's unequivocal MAGA leanings (unfortunately), and features a deep dive into the comments section of Ziggy+ that sends Brian and into madness.
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
The latest Daily Zig podcast opens up the mailbag, exposes Tom II's unequivocal MAGA leanings (unfortunately), and features a deep dive into the comments section of Ziggy+ that sends Brian and into madness.
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
2/2/26-2/9/26
open.spotify.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:23 PM
The latest Daily Zig podcast opens up the mailbag, exposes Tom II's unequivocal MAGA leanings (unfortunately), and features a deep dive into the comments section of Ziggy+ that sends Brian and into madness.
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
You may not want to miss this.
open.spotify.com/episode/7K2Y...
Who is this supposed to be?
February 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Who is this supposed to be?
Scurrilous Lagomorph
February 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Scurrilous Lagomorph
Wicked Leporidae
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Wicked Leporidae
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great skjellyfetti, gillian welch & david rawlings are doing an all-dead mini-tour! www.gillianwelch-davidrawlings.com/tour
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
great skjellyfetti, gillian welch & david rawlings are doing an all-dead mini-tour! www.gillianwelch-davidrawlings.com/tour
Two for Bijzonder Groots with the Kininklijk Concertgebouworkest at the Ziggo Dome please!
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Two for Bijzonder Groots with the Kininklijk Concertgebouworkest at the Ziggo Dome please!
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In the summer of 1984, Slice jumped into the crowded soda market and for a while was very successful. Today on the Retroist I take a look at the rise and fall of the soda that originally contained 10% fruit juice, Slice.
www.retroist.com/p/slice-soda
www.retroist.com/p/slice-soda
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 PM
In the summer of 1984, Slice jumped into the crowded soda market and for a while was very successful. Today on the Retroist I take a look at the rise and fall of the soda that originally contained 10% fruit juice, Slice.
www.retroist.com/p/slice-soda
www.retroist.com/p/slice-soda
"ELP's cover of 'Theme From Peter Gunn' in a trailer isn't cool. You know what's cool? ELP's cover of Copland's 'Hoedown' in the finished film."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBo...
Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Hoedown - Live In '73
YouTube video by ShoutFactoryMusic
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 PM
"ELP's cover of 'Theme From Peter Gunn' in a trailer isn't cool. You know what's cool? ELP's cover of Copland's 'Hoedown' in the finished film."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBo...
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I know the folks saying Bad Bunny (an American performer from Puerto Rico) doesn’t “properly represent America” were just as angry when U2, The Rolling Stones and The Who did the halftime show, right?
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I know the folks saying Bad Bunny (an American performer from Puerto Rico) doesn’t “properly represent America” were just as angry when U2, The Rolling Stones and The Who did the halftime show, right?
Is this the first time a convicted rapist appeared in a government sponsored PSA during the Super Bowl?
And now, to bring everybody right the hell back down to miserable earth, here's Mike Tyson talking about "obese, fudgy people" in an actual MAHA ad.
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Is this the first time a convicted rapist appeared in a government sponsored PSA during the Super Bowl?
Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl is cool.
Richard Brody at Jazz at Lincoln Center is cooler.
Richard Brody at Jazz at Lincoln Center is cooler.
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl is cool.
Richard Brody at Jazz at Lincoln Center is cooler.
Richard Brody at Jazz at Lincoln Center is cooler.
It has been one minute until the halftime show for ten minutes. This is torture.
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
It has been one minute until the halftime show for ten minutes. This is torture.
I put on the Super Bowl and there is some boring football game! Wheres the guy who is going to piss off Republicans?
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I put on the Super Bowl and there is some boring football game! Wheres the guy who is going to piss off Republicans?
Text me when the Nasty Rabbit is on! I gotta see this guy.
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Text me when the Nasty Rabbit is on! I gotta see this guy.
Just signed up for Peacock so I'm gonna do some Olympics material:
BIATHLON - cross-country skying then firing a rifle. They could throw in schtupping a hot Russian broad to go for the full James Bond.
#olympics
BIATHLON - cross-country skying then firing a rifle. They could throw in schtupping a hot Russian broad to go for the full James Bond.
#olympics
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Just signed up for Peacock so I'm gonna do some Olympics material:
BIATHLON - cross-country skying then firing a rifle. They could throw in schtupping a hot Russian broad to go for the full James Bond.
#olympics
BIATHLON - cross-country skying then firing a rifle. They could throw in schtupping a hot Russian broad to go for the full James Bond.
#olympics
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Bond Girls in Horror Movies, from DR. NO to NO TIME TO DIE 🧵
DR. NO’s Ursula Andress in SLAVE OF THE CANNIBAL GOD
DR. NO’s Ursula Andress in SLAVE OF THE CANNIBAL GOD
February 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Bond Girls in Horror Movies, from DR. NO to NO TIME TO DIE 🧵
DR. NO’s Ursula Andress in SLAVE OF THE CANNIBAL GOD
DR. NO’s Ursula Andress in SLAVE OF THE CANNIBAL GOD
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Don Quixote, chapter XXXVIII
February 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Don Quixote, chapter XXXVIII
"Enjoy Your FOOOO-oood!"
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hoffstack.substack.com/p/enjoy-your...
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
"Enjoy Your FOOOO-oood!"
hoffstack.substack.com/p/enjoy-your...
hoffstack.substack.com/p/enjoy-your...
BAD EXPERIENCE at the Bagel Nook in Manalapan. Considering boycott.
February 7, 2026 at 2:04 PM
BAD EXPERIENCE at the Bagel Nook in Manalapan. Considering boycott.
Ax me no questions I’ll tell you no lies.
February 7, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Ax me no questions I’ll tell you no lies.