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Confirmation that @jhoffman.bsky.social might one day end up playing a random old Jew in a Safdie movie www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
December 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Confirmation that @jhoffman.bsky.social might one day end up playing a random old Jew in a Safdie movie www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
Merry Christmas to us all. I spoke to Josh Safdie about all the screwballs, lowlifes, and junkyard Jews on the periphery of MARTY SUPREME. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
Josh Safdie’s New York: A Guide to All the Cameos in ‘Marty Supreme’
From internet personalities and athletes to Isaac Mizrahi and David Mamet, Safdie explains how and why he found the perfect nonactors to populate his version of 1950s New York City.
www.vanityfair.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Merry Christmas to us all. I spoke to Josh Safdie about all the screwballs, lowlifes, and junkyard Jews on the periphery of MARTY SUPREME. www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...
You there, boy, what day is it?
Why it’s Christmas Day!
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December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Yes, I am in consideration to be the new editor-in-chief of CBS News. No, I will offer no further comment on the matter pending negotiations. However, I am proud to present a new episode of The Daily Zig, in which Jordan and I ponder why Ziggy seems to lurk near mall Santas so often.
New #TheDailyZig opens with an important update from last week about mental health. But you can enjoy the dumb jokes even if it is your first time listening.
open.spotify.com/episode/23iz...
open.spotify.com/episode/23iz...
12/15/25-12/21/25
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December 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Yes, I am in consideration to be the new editor-in-chief of CBS News. No, I will offer no further comment on the matter pending negotiations. However, I am proud to present a new episode of The Daily Zig, in which Jordan and I ponder why Ziggy seems to lurk near mall Santas so often.
New #TheDailyZig opens with an important update from last week about mental health. But you can enjoy the dumb jokes even if it is your first time listening.
open.spotify.com/episode/23iz...
open.spotify.com/episode/23iz...
12/15/25-12/21/25
open.spotify.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
New #TheDailyZig opens with an important update from last week about mental health. But you can enjoy the dumb jokes even if it is your first time listening.
open.spotify.com/episode/23iz...
open.spotify.com/episode/23iz...
In 9th grade I was assigned both The Odyssey and The Iliad and I did not read either, but I paid attention in class and still got an A.
But before summer I am going to read both so I can be the most pedantic knowitall snob before Mr. Nolan's movie comes out.
Who is with me??
But before summer I am going to read both so I can be the most pedantic knowitall snob before Mr. Nolan's movie comes out.
Who is with me??
December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
In 9th grade I was assigned both The Odyssey and The Iliad and I did not read either, but I paid attention in class and still got an A.
But before summer I am going to read both so I can be the most pedantic knowitall snob before Mr. Nolan's movie comes out.
Who is with me??
But before summer I am going to read both so I can be the most pedantic knowitall snob before Mr. Nolan's movie comes out.
Who is with me??
Listen to #TheDailyZig podcast on Apple, Spotify, and elsewhere.
Special topsy-turvy episode launching tomorrow AM.
Special topsy-turvy episode launching tomorrow AM.
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Listen to #TheDailyZig podcast on Apple, Spotify, and elsewhere.
Special topsy-turvy episode launching tomorrow AM.
Special topsy-turvy episode launching tomorrow AM.
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Just saw the surprising image of Walter Cronkite hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein. How soon we forget that he was regularly called the most trusted ephebophile in America.
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just saw the surprising image of Walter Cronkite hanging out with Jeffrey Epstein. How soon we forget that he was regularly called the most trusted ephebophile in America.
Hot fuckin' lede
December 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hot fuckin' lede
Good luck finding Diet Cherry 7-Up at any convenient store. Gonna have to be a supermarket purchase from now on.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Good luck finding Diet Cherry 7-Up at any convenient store. Gonna have to be a supermarket purchase from now on.
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“Gentlemen! GENTLEMEN!! Don’t you DARE fight in here -- this is BLOOMINGDALE’S!!!”
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“Gentlemen! GENTLEMEN!! Don’t you DARE fight in here -- this is BLOOMINGDALE’S!!!”
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Happy holidays!
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy holidays!
Beginning today people can buy a ticket and go see a new Avatar movie.
I have a piece going live this weekend about the new film, but for now, let's celebrate and reflect on the first Avatar film. And how it led me to soil myself.
www.thrillist.com/entertainmen...
I have a piece going live this weekend about the new film, but for now, let's celebrate and reflect on the first Avatar film. And how it led me to soil myself.
www.thrillist.com/entertainmen...
James Cameron's 'Avatar' Literally Made Me Poop My Pants
The biggest movie of all time, the biggest mess of all time.
www.thrillist.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Beginning today people can buy a ticket and go see a new Avatar movie.
I have a piece going live this weekend about the new film, but for now, let's celebrate and reflect on the first Avatar film. And how it led me to soil myself.
www.thrillist.com/entertainmen...
I have a piece going live this weekend about the new film, but for now, let's celebrate and reflect on the first Avatar film. And how it led me to soil myself.
www.thrillist.com/entertainmen...
Hey, I wrote this article.
Hugh Jackman looks grizzled and intense with wild hair and a long bear in first look at 'The Death of Robin Hood,' the new project from writer-director Michael Sarnsoki and A24.
Hugh Jackman transforms into a rugged Robin Hood in first look at new A24 film (exclusive)
Hugh Jackman looks grizzled and intense with wild hair and a long bear in first look at 'The Death of Robin Hood,' the new project from writer-director Michael Sarnsoki and A24.
bit.ly
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hey, I wrote this article.
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For the latest issue of The Yale Review, I wrote about Terrence Malick's massive influence on modern American filmmaking. yalereview.org/article/bilg...
Bilge Ebiri: “Why Terrence Malick Is the Most Influential Director”
Bilge Ebiri explores filmmaker Terrence Malick’s vision of grace and his far-ranging influence on American cinema.
yalereview.org
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For the latest issue of The Yale Review, I wrote about Terrence Malick's massive influence on modern American filmmaking. yalereview.org/article/bilg...
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Today in vintage sewing pattern shopping. I will make my own Emotional Support Ernie and Bert.
I should not be allowed on eBay.
I should not be allowed on eBay.
December 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Today in vintage sewing pattern shopping. I will make my own Emotional Support Ernie and Bert.
I should not be allowed on eBay.
I should not be allowed on eBay.
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with love to rob reiner: spinal tap was absolutely one of the most influential bands of the '80s & had a powerful shaping influence on the alt '90s. if the rock & roll hall of fame meant anything, they'd have been inducted long ago.
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
with love to rob reiner: spinal tap was absolutely one of the most influential bands of the '80s & had a powerful shaping influence on the alt '90s. if the rock & roll hall of fame meant anything, they'd have been inducted long ago.
South Park - Kyle's Dreidel Song
YouTube video by Simon Domeij
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December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Unfortunately, the New School just canceled their Ziggy Studies PhD program and offered its sole professor (tenured; seven-figure salary; university-provided SoHo condominium) early retirement, so this podcast is the best a Ziggy scholar can get.
December 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Unfortunately, the New School just canceled their Ziggy Studies PhD program and offered its sole professor (tenured; seven-figure salary; university-provided SoHo condominium) early retirement, so this podcast is the best a Ziggy scholar can get.