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Too many of these Epstein emails end "Signed, Epstein's Mother"
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Too many of these Epstein emails end "Signed, Epstein's Mother"
No one in a true position of power knows how to email.
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
No one in a true position of power knows how to email.
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I have heard from multiple sources that President Trump is putting in an emergency FedEx Office order to make visual aids for tonight’s Oval Office address explaining the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I have heard from multiple sources that President Trump is putting in an emergency FedEx Office order to make visual aids for tonight’s Oval Office address explaining the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia.
Yeah, I hear ya, but Cameron can do what he wants and everyone will say "yes, sir!"
We're also in a world of ancillary products now -- AMC popcorn buckets & such -- more shit to sell.
Intermission = Intermi$$ion
We're also in a world of ancillary products now -- AMC popcorn buckets & such -- more shit to sell.
Intermission = Intermi$$ion
The argument I always hear is that it would impact the number of screenings per day, but I have to think that matters more to the studio than the theater (who, as you say, should make up their difference in concessions sales)
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Yeah, I hear ya, but Cameron can do what he wants and everyone will say "yes, sir!"
We're also in a world of ancillary products now -- AMC popcorn buckets & such -- more shit to sell.
Intermission = Intermi$$ion
We're also in a world of ancillary products now -- AMC popcorn buckets & such -- more shit to sell.
Intermission = Intermi$$ion
They say the new AVATAR is 3hr 15min. Historically there have been many shorter films with an intermission. A movie that long needs an intermission. Maybe Na'vi can go that long without taking a whizz, but I can not. Theaters make more $ on popcorn sales, too. Cameron is being a putz. Am I wrong?
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They say the new AVATAR is 3hr 15min. Historically there have been many shorter films with an intermission. A movie that long needs an intermission. Maybe Na'vi can go that long without taking a whizz, but I can not. Theaters make more $ on popcorn sales, too. Cameron is being a putz. Am I wrong?
I better launch another podcast about a minimally popular, 50-year-old cartoon strip in order to make up for my financial losses.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I better launch another podcast about a minimally popular, 50-year-old cartoon strip in order to make up for my financial losses.
It's so cold out.
Yet I must leave the warmth of my home.
I must retrieve today's Asbury Park Press, so I can explain today's Ziggy to @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social.
This is the wisecrackin' albatross around my neck.
Learn more by downloading THE DAILY ZIG wherever you download podcasts.
Yet I must leave the warmth of my home.
I must retrieve today's Asbury Park Press, so I can explain today's Ziggy to @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social.
This is the wisecrackin' albatross around my neck.
Learn more by downloading THE DAILY ZIG wherever you download podcasts.
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It's so cold out.
Yet I must leave the warmth of my home.
I must retrieve today's Asbury Park Press, so I can explain today's Ziggy to @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social.
This is the wisecrackin' albatross around my neck.
Learn more by downloading THE DAILY ZIG wherever you download podcasts.
Yet I must leave the warmth of my home.
I must retrieve today's Asbury Park Press, so I can explain today's Ziggy to @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social.
This is the wisecrackin' albatross around my neck.
Learn more by downloading THE DAILY ZIG wherever you download podcasts.
I want you all to know that I am wearing a leopard print Snuggie
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I want you all to know that I am wearing a leopard print Snuggie
This is cinema www.youtube.com/watch?v=mitF...
THE END: Dom DeLuise Rant
YouTube video by TAKWest
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This is cinema www.youtube.com/watch?v=mitF...
West, Texas is in East Texas
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
West, Texas is in East Texas
Paramount+'s local news options has introduced me to Baltimore's Marty Bass and WHERE'S MARTY? in which an alter kaker just goes to a new place each day and looks around.
Can anyone from the Baltimore area fill me in with some Where's Marty lore?
Can anyone from the Baltimore area fill me in with some Where's Marty lore?
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Paramount+'s local news options has introduced me to Baltimore's Marty Bass and WHERE'S MARTY? in which an alter kaker just goes to a new place each day and looks around.
Can anyone from the Baltimore area fill me in with some Where's Marty lore?
Can anyone from the Baltimore area fill me in with some Where's Marty lore?
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This program features a cameo appearance by my mail order son Bob Woodward “Woody” Bernstein-Thompson.
The latest free-wheelin' Daily Zig features two genuinely funny comics, then what might be Tom Wilson II's most baffling works in his entire career. Zig-it-up!
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
11/6/25-11/9/25
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This program features a cameo appearance by my mail order son Bob Woodward “Woody” Bernstein-Thompson.
Reposted by Jordan Hoffman, your friend.
The latest free-wheelin' Daily Zig features two genuinely funny comics, then what might be Tom Wilson II's most baffling works in his entire career. Zig-it-up!
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
11/6/25-11/9/25
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The latest free-wheelin' Daily Zig features two genuinely funny comics, then what might be Tom Wilson II's most baffling works in his entire career. Zig-it-up!
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
Of the 900,000 pages Robert Caro has written about LBJ, how many of them are dedicated to the Vesuvian belch he ripped out over the phone when ordering slacks.
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Of the 900,000 pages Robert Caro has written about LBJ, how many of them are dedicated to the Vesuvian belch he ripped out over the phone when ordering slacks.
The latest free-wheelin' Daily Zig features two genuinely funny comics, then what might be Tom Wilson II's most baffling works in his entire career. Zig-it-up!
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
11/6/25-11/9/25
open.spotify.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The latest free-wheelin' Daily Zig features two genuinely funny comics, then what might be Tom Wilson II's most baffling works in his entire career. Zig-it-up!
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
open.spotify.com/episode/4VZ8...
A story in three acts.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A story in three acts.
This one is pretty funny
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This one is pretty funny
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The McRib is 44 years old this month. People's opinion on this pork sandwich from McDonald's may vary, but its history is a fun mix of food science, resource scarcity, and commerce. It was a fun subject to write about.
www.retroist.com/p/the-histor...
www.retroist.com/p/the-histor...
November 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The McRib is 44 years old this month. People's opinion on this pork sandwich from McDonald's may vary, but its history is a fun mix of food science, resource scarcity, and commerce. It was a fun subject to write about.
www.retroist.com/p/the-histor...
www.retroist.com/p/the-histor...
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I've been happy to see all the Meg White reconsideration, in conjunction with The White Stripes entering the RnR HoF. The very first "For Our Consideration" column in The AV Club, back in 2011, was inspired by Meg and Jack dissolving their creative partnership. www.avclub.com/why-meg-whit...
Why Meg White matters
Why Meg White matters
www.avclub.com
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I've been happy to see all the Meg White reconsideration, in conjunction with The White Stripes entering the RnR HoF. The very first "For Our Consideration" column in The AV Club, back in 2011, was inspired by Meg and Jack dissolving their creative partnership. www.avclub.com/why-meg-whit...
I just ate rice pudding!
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I just ate rice pudding!
Hoffman on Frankenstein for Foreign Policy mag. foreignpolicy.com/2025/11/07/d...
Del Toro’s Netflix ‘Frankenstein’ Feels Like a Classic
The Mexican director has finally made the movie he’s dreamt about since childhood.
foreignpolicy.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Hoffman on Frankenstein for Foreign Policy mag. foreignpolicy.com/2025/11/07/d...
“Some guys flip tires at CrossFit; Cameron makes Avatar movies”
James Cameron draws blood in the new Avatar making-of doc Fire and Water, a hyper-technical screed against AI-generated art. Emphasis on FIRE. www.polygon.com/james-camero...
James Cameron to AI bros: ‘Avatar movies are not made by computers’
A new making-of documentary goes on the defensive
www.polygon.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Some guys flip tires at CrossFit; Cameron makes Avatar movies”
Khruangbin has a released a cover album … of themselves.
The house is currently quaking to THE UNIVERSE SMILES UPON YOU ii
Check this out if you like the original - it’s a great expansion.
The house is currently quaking to THE UNIVERSE SMILES UPON YOU ii
Check this out if you like the original - it’s a great expansion.
November 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Khruangbin has a released a cover album … of themselves.
The house is currently quaking to THE UNIVERSE SMILES UPON YOU ii
Check this out if you like the original - it’s a great expansion.
The house is currently quaking to THE UNIVERSE SMILES UPON YOU ii
Check this out if you like the original - it’s a great expansion.
