Viennese Strudel
@viennesestrudel.bsky.social
Old woman, yells at clouds.
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My Conspiracy theory:
Trump regime is going to trigger a recession enabling high value shares & assets to be bought with a discount.
Trump plc will directly benefit from this with loans from
The US government
Trump regime is going to trigger a recession enabling high value shares & assets to be bought with a discount.
Trump plc will directly benefit from this with loans from
The US government
February 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
My Conspiracy theory:
Trump regime is going to trigger a recession enabling high value shares & assets to be bought with a discount.
Trump plc will directly benefit from this with loans from
The US government
Trump regime is going to trigger a recession enabling high value shares & assets to be bought with a discount.
Trump plc will directly benefit from this with loans from
The US government
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What better way to scotch those rumours that he’s a Nazi.
Elon Musk makes surprise appearance at AfD event in eastern Germany
Elon Musk makes surprise appearance at AfD event in eastern Germany
Tycoon tells 4,500 people at campaign event in Halle to be proud of German culture in speech via video link
Elon Musk made a surprise appearance during Germany’s Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) election campaign event in Halle in eastern Germany on…
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What better way to scotch those rumours that he’s a Nazi.
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Americans: poor people can't cook
Literally everywhere else: omg peasant food is the best, cook us more rustic undiscovered recipes
Literally everywhere else: omg peasant food is the best, cook us more rustic undiscovered recipes
I must not engage with Americans who pretend that cooking is some extravagant thing only rich people can do
engaging with Americans on matters of convenience and standards and basic class analysis is the mind-killer
engaging with Americans on matters of convenience and standards and basic class analysis is the mind-killer
January 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Americans: poor people can't cook
Literally everywhere else: omg peasant food is the best, cook us more rustic undiscovered recipes
Literally everywhere else: omg peasant food is the best, cook us more rustic undiscovered recipes
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It definitely isn’t.
January 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It definitely isn’t.
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At my in-laws. Four people, four beds, two adults, two children, two levels and a Christmas miracle if we don't step on / flatten the children by morning. #duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2024 at 8:34 PM
At my in-laws. Four people, four beds, two adults, two children, two levels and a Christmas miracle if we don't step on / flatten the children by morning. #duvetknowitschristmas
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My 10 year old nephew has kindly vacated his room, so tonight I am sharing with 500 empty Prime bottles. And a hamster. #duvetknowitschristmas
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
My 10 year old nephew has kindly vacated his room, so tonight I am sharing with 500 empty Prime bottles. And a hamster. #duvetknowitschristmas
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#DuvetKnowItsChristmas my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husband’s martial arts training dummy. We’ve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.
December 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas my sister and brother-in-law are sharing with Bob, my husband’s martial arts training dummy. We’ve tried to make him look festive and welcoming.
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Annual reminder that #duvetknowitschristmas is the hashtag to follow this evening.
December 24, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Annual reminder that #duvetknowitschristmas is the hashtag to follow this evening.
If you see this, post a beach pic from your gallery
November 27, 2024 at 9:53 AM
If you see this, post a beach pic from your gallery
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Today a British court will begin a hearing to decide the question of what is a woman.
The question could not be more pressing, with women no longer being able to safeguard their own spaces as Julie Bindel describes in today’s Mail. 1/
The question could not be more pressing, with women no longer being able to safeguard their own spaces as Julie Bindel describes in today’s Mail. 1/
November 26, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Today a British court will begin a hearing to decide the question of what is a woman.
The question could not be more pressing, with women no longer being able to safeguard their own spaces as Julie Bindel describes in today’s Mail. 1/
The question could not be more pressing, with women no longer being able to safeguard their own spaces as Julie Bindel describes in today’s Mail. 1/
Landline
Four TV Channels.
November 27, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Landline
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Saying words mean something they don't means you need more words to distinguish between the things you've scuppered the meanings of.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Saying words mean something they don't means you need more words to distinguish between the things you've scuppered the meanings of.
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I've done a starter pack. Here you go.
November 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I've done a starter pack. Here you go.
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November 16, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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With apologies to everyone who would happily have got through Boxing Day without a reminder of the inexorable march of time, it’s the 30th anniversary today of the BBC premiere of The Wrong Trousers, which means it’s time to tell you a silly story about sound effects
Odd this day
Today is the 30th anniversary of the BBC premiere of The Wrong Trousers, which means it’s time to recount The Most Important Story Ever Told, about how I found out how the greatest sound effect in��...
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December 26, 2023 at 9:04 AM
With apologies to everyone who would happily have got through Boxing Day without a reminder of the inexorable march of time, it’s the 30th anniversary today of the BBC premiere of The Wrong Trousers, which means it’s time to tell you a silly story about sound effects
OK, I need to be on here more, I think. Who am I missing from The Bad Place?
December 22, 2023 at 8:14 PM
OK, I need to be on here more, I think. Who am I missing from The Bad Place?
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Made an absolutely banging pie for tea.
September 24, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Made an absolutely banging pie for tea.
All the words had all been spoken
And somehow the feeling still wasn't right
And still we continued on through the night
Tracing our steps from the beginning
Until they vanished into the air
Trying to understand how our lives had led us there
(although pretty much anything from this song will do)
And somehow the feeling still wasn't right
And still we continued on through the night
Tracing our steps from the beginning
Until they vanished into the air
Trying to understand how our lives had led us there
(although pretty much anything from this song will do)
What’s a song lyric that destroys you every time?
September 24, 2023 at 10:43 AM
All the words had all been spoken
And somehow the feeling still wasn't right
And still we continued on through the night
Tracing our steps from the beginning
Until they vanished into the air
Trying to understand how our lives had led us there
(although pretty much anything from this song will do)
And somehow the feeling still wasn't right
And still we continued on through the night
Tracing our steps from the beginning
Until they vanished into the air
Trying to understand how our lives had led us there
(although pretty much anything from this song will do)
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Every day, everywhere.
September 24, 2023 at 8:34 AM
Every day, everywhere.
"I'M THE OLDEST BOY!"
BBC News - Rupert Murdoch steps down as Fox chairman
www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...
BBC News - Rupert Murdoch steps down as Fox chairman
www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...
September 21, 2023 at 1:19 PM
"I'M THE OLDEST BOY!"
BBC News - Rupert Murdoch steps down as Fox chairman
www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...
BBC News - Rupert Murdoch steps down as Fox chairman
www.bbc.co.uk/news/busines...
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100% the answer Boris Johnson would give if he’d escaped from prison
Daniel Khalife pleads not guilty to Wandsworth prison escape
The 21-year-old former soldier is charged with escaping from Wandsworth prison on 6 September.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 21, 2023 at 10:48 AM
100% the answer Boris Johnson would give if he’d escaped from prison