Matthew Randall
@matthewrandall.bsky.social
I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence.
In that time, I've had many names!
In that time, I've had many names!
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I have tried to synthesize current theories about Trump's foreign affairs strategy as I understand them.
My thoughts and prayers, as often, are with historians of the future looking at now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My thoughts and prayers, as often, are with historians of the future looking at now.
The generally Trump-loving French far-right is ticking off Macron for not speaking out about the lawlessness of the Caracas business. We live in truely incomprehensible times.
January 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
The generally Trump-loving French far-right is ticking off Macron for not speaking out about the lawlessness of the Caracas business. We live in truely incomprehensible times.
It is 2027. Democrats in the US are trying to organise a primary, but it is difficult because of ICE shooting them in the streets from helicopters. Kushner has been made viceroy of Greenland and Taiwan is in flames.
Wise leftists on social media: this is to distract from the Epstein files.
Wise leftists on social media: this is to distract from the Epstein files.
January 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM
It is 2027. Democrats in the US are trying to organise a primary, but it is difficult because of ICE shooting them in the streets from helicopters. Kushner has been made viceroy of Greenland and Taiwan is in flames.
Wise leftists on social media: this is to distract from the Epstein files.
Wise leftists on social media: this is to distract from the Epstein files.
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Dick Cheney would be loving this
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Dick Cheney would be loving this
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This is Anastasiia and her 3‑year‑old son Maksym. They were murdered by a Russian missile strike on Kharkiv on January 2
January 3, 2026 at 12:49 PM
This is Anastasiia and her 3‑year‑old son Maksym. They were murdered by a Russian missile strike on Kharkiv on January 2
He is going for the Nobel War Prize this year, isn't he?
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
He is going for the Nobel War Prize this year, isn't he?
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Trump: putin says Ukraine attacked his house. Ukraine, you should not attack a dictator’s house
A few moments later
Trump: I’m very proud to announce the US has attacked dictator Maduro’s house and arrested him
A few moments later
Trump: I’m very proud to announce the US has attacked dictator Maduro’s house and arrested him
January 3, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Trump: putin says Ukraine attacked his house. Ukraine, you should not attack a dictator’s house
A few moments later
Trump: I’m very proud to announce the US has attacked dictator Maduro’s house and arrested him
A few moments later
Trump: I’m very proud to announce the US has attacked dictator Maduro’s house and arrested him
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What a dreadful year it has been.
January 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
What a dreadful year it has been.
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Elon is probably pondering whether he should plead guilty to owning a platform that makes child sex porn so he can just get a pardon that much quicker.
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Elon is probably pondering whether he should plead guilty to owning a platform that makes child sex porn so he can just get a pardon that much quicker.
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He is waiting for news about his fiancée and her child, who were inside the apartment at the time of the missile strike. He explains that he had left for half an hour to meet a friend, so he was not at home when the attack happened. - Suspilne reports.
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
He is waiting for news about his fiancée and her child, who were inside the apartment at the time of the missile strike. He explains that he had left for half an hour to meet a friend, so he was not at home when the attack happened. - Suspilne reports.
I love how they left the word "The" before John, which normally would have to go for the name to make sense. Everyone involved knows this is temporary and the first line will have to go.
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I love how they left the word "The" before John, which normally would have to go for the name to make sense. Everyone involved knows this is temporary and the first line will have to go.
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after the latest russian strikes, 500,000 people in Kyiv ALONE have no heat, electricity or water in a sub-zero winter, but it's not even a conversation because “maybe Putin wants peace now” and idk what else.
it’s so, so tiring.
it’s so, so tiring.
December 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
after the latest russian strikes, 500,000 people in Kyiv ALONE have no heat, electricity or water in a sub-zero winter, but it's not even a conversation because “maybe Putin wants peace now” and idk what else.
it’s so, so tiring.
it’s so, so tiring.
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Due to a missile attack, parts of Kyiv and the surrounding region are plunged into darkness. 'We won’t see light in our homes today… Children warm themselves by bonfires because there is no heating at home. We are huddling together with neighbors, facing another difficult winter together!'
December 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Due to a missile attack, parts of Kyiv and the surrounding region are plunged into darkness. 'We won’t see light in our homes today… Children warm themselves by bonfires because there is no heating at home. We are huddling together with neighbors, facing another difficult winter together!'
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People are upset that I made a joke about a dead kitty. I assure you she’s not dead. She’s just really, really drunk.
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
People are upset that I made a joke about a dead kitty. I assure you she’s not dead. She’s just really, really drunk.
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when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis
is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
December 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
when the other beatles ask ringo 'what do you see when you turn out the light ' and ringo says "I can't tell you but I know it's mine", does he mean his penis
is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
is ringo singing about seeing his penis in the dark
Made this seven years ago!
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Made this seven years ago!
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The Telegraph here advocating an surprisingly aggressive response to unwanted Christmas gifts.
December 21, 2025 at 8:52 AM
The Telegraph here advocating an surprisingly aggressive response to unwanted Christmas gifts.
The Blair Witch Project (2025)
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The Blair Witch Project (2025)
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It’s imperative the BBC fights Trump’s libel lawsuit in Florida and does not succumb to his bullying and settle out of court. Trump’s aim is to cow the media by abusing the US legal and regulatory systems to strangulate justified negative coverage of his unhinged presidency. This has to be stopped.
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
It’s imperative the BBC fights Trump’s libel lawsuit in Florida and does not succumb to his bullying and settle out of court. Trump’s aim is to cow the media by abusing the US legal and regulatory systems to strangulate justified negative coverage of his unhinged presidency. This has to be stopped.
Just checking on Owen Jones real quick... Oh.
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Just checking on Owen Jones real quick... Oh.