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Matthew Randall
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I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence.

In that time, I've had many names!
Pinned
I have tried to synthesize current theories about Trump's foreign affairs strategy as I understand them.
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The server I keep my “Imagine If Biden Had Done This” file on is using more energy than all AI models combined.
Trump calls Erika Kirk over for a kiss.
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Worse still, the very allies who warned you, the ones who knew aggression must be stopped and who actively armed Ukraine, are now directly threatened. This is the predictable outcome of leadership in NATO and Europe defined by profound stupidity and cowardice.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The real scandal at the BBC is its bias against conservatories - me for House and Garden.
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Sack the editor of the New York Times every time it writes about boiled mutton.
Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Hey buddy you can take off that disguise now!
Russian activist held in Poland admits he worked as FSB agent, court papers say
Igor Rogov, who left Russia in 2021, due to go on trial accused of informing on other Russian opposition activists
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Not only that, but if German elites (esp von Papen and Hindenburg) hadn't caved, Hitler wouldn't have been chancellor. People think Hitler rode into office on some big democratic wave, when in fact he snuck in through the side door due to the incompetence of a few men.
I’ve been going through every NYT daily beginning in 1933 and it is remarkable how quickly Hitler consolidated power after becoming chancellor. It was sudden, and there was very little resistance.
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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The Orange Scarf, 1927
Art Deco style painting by
Tamara de Lempicka #womensart
November 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Omigerd.
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
- It was him that had put it there!
- I had better not shake his hand then!
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"That means it was called Chuck's Fucks and Sucks!!!"
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Ben Jennings on the prison overcrowding crisis in England and Wales – cartoon
Ben Jennings on the prison overcrowding crisis in England and Wales – cartoon
The number of prisoners released by mistake has more than doubled in one year, official figures show
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The Guardian has only ever published 15 zero-star reviews. Here they all are
The Guardian has only ever published 15 zero-star reviews. Here they all are
As Kim Kardashian’s All’s Fair sets a new low for TV, we revisit every single thing our critics have mercilessly panned. Brace yourself for the Mount Rushmore of rubbish!
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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shakira law
Shakira law new yoek
Shakira law alimony new york
Shakira law make children call parents
Some divorced Staten Island dad is googling sharia law rn
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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The three permitted forms of entertainment telly are as follows:

- bake/knit/sew/cook/whatever Off
- married/kissed/whatever At First Sight On An Island In The Nude
- 24 hours in A&E/custody/an ambulance/a school
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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lmao here's what i got (chatgpt 5)
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Update: AI is still flawed.
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Twitter right now
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Le dessin du jour, par Salch
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I could have sworn this was described as impossible two weeks ago. But I am still not satisfied - he should be stripped of "Andrew" too and be known as Sweaty from now on.
Prince Andrew stripped of 'prince' title and will move out of Royal Lodge
He will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - Buckingham Palace says
www.bbc.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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it's the great lumpkin charlie brown!
October 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I have sooooooo many questions.
Sheriff’s deputies euthanized five monkeys that got loose when the truck carrying them overturned on a Mississippi highway on Tuesday after the driver mistakenly told them that the primates were infected with Covid-19, hepatitis C and herpes when they were not, the authorities said.
Deputies Put Down 5 Escaped Monkeys They Were Wrongly Told Had Covid
Three other rhesus monkeys were still on the loose as of Wednesday after the truck carrying them rolled over on a highway in Mississippi, law enforcement officials said.
nyti.ms
October 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM