Matthew Randall
@matthewrandall.bsky.social
I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence.
In that time, I've had many names!
In that time, I've had many names!
Well here we are.
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Well here we are.
- It was him that had put it there!
- I had better not shake his hand then!
- I had better not shake his hand then!
November 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
- It was him that had put it there!
- I had better not shake his hand then!
- I had better not shake his hand then!
"That means it was called Chuck's Fucks and Sucks!!!"
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"That means it was called Chuck's Fucks and Sucks!!!"
Twitter right now
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Twitter right now
Ah, better not read the next novel then.
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Ah, better not read the next novel then.
To think this cretinosaurus and his playmates got to decide the UK's future.
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
To think this cretinosaurus and his playmates got to decide the UK's future.
That is Photoshopped. This is the original:
October 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That is Photoshopped. This is the original:
I watched the whole South Park episode in a state of bafflement, expecting an explanation that never came. Hate it when that happens.
October 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I watched the whole South Park episode in a state of bafflement, expecting an explanation that never came. Hate it when that happens.
Is that the judge inspecting your work?
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Is that the judge inspecting your work?
These individuals are also believed to have created a diversion by making a racket on the Seine facade of the building.
October 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
These individuals are also believed to have created a diversion by making a racket on the Seine facade of the building.
"T, you're a management consultant, aren't you? " "Waste management, you mook"
October 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
"T, you're a management consultant, aren't you? " "Waste management, you mook"
French police have released an artist's impression of their main suspect for the Louvre heist this morning.
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
French police have released an artist's impression of their main suspect for the Louvre heist this morning.
We've all seen them, those bloody ponces.
October 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We've all seen them, those bloody ponces.
The dumbest time... so far.
October 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The dumbest time... so far.
Jay was warned repeatedly that she would not make "the problem" go away by joking about waffles or ignoring it. One week on...
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Jay was warned repeatedly that she would not make "the problem" go away by joking about waffles or ignoring it. One week on...
"and once we have reverse-engineered this war device, we will be 200% purer warriors."
October 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
"and once we have reverse-engineered this war device, we will be 200% purer warriors."