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Hope these fireworks are finished before 10pm, I wanted an early night
December 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ok here's my list for NYE, all about things I think, experiences I've had and stuff about me I feel you should read this evening:
December 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I listened to the Taylor Swift album 1989 loads of times
Please quote this with your major interactions with massive celebrities. eg “I was married to the pope for fifteen years”
December 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Go round the outside.
December 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I was once very taken aback when my reflection in a charity shop mirror went in the opposite direction to me, and turned out to be a real living person dressed a bit like me and not a reflection at all.
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
December 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Recommendations wanted again...I'm looking for British thrillers by women that are well written and ideally not a series. What should I be reading?
December 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Father, may I eat the delicious 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝖃𝖒𝖆𝖘 𝖒𝖊𝖆𝖙
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This makes it sound like they've uncovered a drink-driving crime ring
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
New Joseph Heller moment from Microsoft as Bing tells me I can't verify my business account because the address details are missing, and the address details can't be added because the account isn't verified.
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Franjelico
🎵 With Tizer
And ciggies
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I went to go and buy one of the books recommend here and found I'd already bought it 4 years ago and then completely forgotten so I guess I can read it for free now. Anyway some v good recs below, I've read a few of them now and no regrets yet.
Book recommendation? Fiction, lots of story, not too heavy. I thank you.
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I already reposted two of these so I can't do any more as per the rules even though several of them made me laugh out loud and then I read them aloud to the person next to me, testing his endless patience.
25 'MOST BLUESKY' POSTS OF 2025

Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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16. FYI I have T***p muted here, along with P****. I will block anyone who mentions the W**** ***** or ***, or ****. If you haven't done PRECISELY THIS ALSO we cannot be friends. I will block you without mercy. I am doing this for yr own good.❤️😍

ALT TEXT: a kitten saying "YOUR WELCOME, BE KIND"
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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18. Y'all think supporting a left-wing party is enough to counter the global menace of fascism? WAKE UP Y'ALL cuz my Etsy shop is CRAMMED with violent anarchist nick-nacks. Search 'AnarchistBetsyonEtsy' but tell NO-ONE, got the po-po on my back y'all.🧊

ALT TEXT: Banksy rat in antifa tiara
December 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The "Stone's throw" comedy gold notwithstanding, has anyone ever been to a Christmas market that is not this? And I do mean specifically in the UK.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Almost no one in this photo looks like a living human being. Several look like a bit of time passed before they were dug up.
“Bad news, Mr President. Sly Stallone can’t make it to the ceremony”
“That’s fine. We’ll use the waxwork. Nobody will notice”
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Same energy
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Black Friday discount on these tickets making them much more affordable
Just saw My Neighbour Totoro stage show in London, and it’s absolutely astonishing — magical, spectacular, funny, devastatingly emotional, and wonderfully innovative. If you love the film, or just love live theatre, it’s a must watch
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Gosh
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
A colleague somehow and somewhy deleted all my black Friday promotions yesterday, I was happy to discover this morning when I realised they'd all disappeared from the website.
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
A colleague somehow and somewhy deleted all my black Friday promotions yesterday, I was happy to discover this morning when I realised they'd all disappeared from the website.
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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"Dickensian"
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM