Isaac
@videosloth.bsky.social
Voice actor and occasional artist. Any pronouns. Never not tired.
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society as regressed to a point where south park and banksy are transgressive again
September 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
society as regressed to a point where south park and banksy are transgressive again
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The Cat in the Hat is the Judge Holden of children's literature.
September 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Cat in the Hat is the Judge Holden of children's literature.
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
really good imo
before i had to move away from chicago i considered applying to the onion. never sent it in because i'm not funny enough for this competitive market, but here are all the jokes i wrote
August 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
really good imo
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You can no longer, as a gentleman of means, purchase a commission in a high profile cavalry regiment, but you can purchase several commissions of the video game character Yoshi in different poses, so it's not all bad.
August 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You can no longer, as a gentleman of means, purchase a commission in a high profile cavalry regiment, but you can purchase several commissions of the video game character Yoshi in different poses, so it's not all bad.
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zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣
ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
July 22, 2025 at 7:37 AM
zero bad bitches hitting my line this week..mercury must be in gatorade 🤣
ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
ⓘ 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀
All Gatorade beverages have been within acceptable mercury levels since the US Food and Drug Administration reclassed Gatorade as seafood in August 2015.
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from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
June 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
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"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!
June 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"We have to pull back on palestine support" "we have to pull back on trans rights" "Dems should be more centrist" EAT HOT ASPHALT YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!
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Congratulations to everybody in NYC except Cuomo who I hope falls down a flight of stairs he was trying to sexually harass.
June 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Congratulations to everybody in NYC except Cuomo who I hope falls down a flight of stairs he was trying to sexually harass.
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hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025
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Dahir Insaat proving to be far more prophetic than I would have ever expected Dahir Insaat to be...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl...
June 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Dahir Insaat proving to be far more prophetic than I would have ever expected Dahir Insaat to be...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnbl...
you love to see it. glad i didn't cancel my membership
Giant Bomb pulled a College Humor and bought themselves
May 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
you love to see it. glad i didn't cancel my membership
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Oblivion run but I'm just hanging out in the city listening to people bitch about their lives. They're calling me the Hero of Kvetch
April 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Oblivion run but I'm just hanging out in the city listening to people bitch about their lives. They're calling me the Hero of Kvetch
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🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
April 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
🎵 life is like a hurricane /
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
here in duckburg /
flat beaks, quackers, budget cranes /
those are duck slurs 🎶
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a lot of people are so kneejerk opposed to AI, but this is the most incredible and respectful reconstruction of a dead author i've ever seen
March 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
a lot of people are so kneejerk opposed to AI, but this is the most incredible and respectful reconstruction of a dead author i've ever seen
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Homer Samsa
[Originally posted November 14, 2022]
[Originally posted November 14, 2022]
February 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Homer Samsa
[Originally posted November 14, 2022]
[Originally posted November 14, 2022]
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Happy ten years to this bad boy.
February 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Happy ten years to this bad boy.
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listening to u politely
June 14, 2023 at 9:46 PM
listening to u politely
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You have until midnight to target me in your sights before I resume cloaking procedures
Let’s try that again…
HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY!!!
HAPPY BI VISIBILITY DAY!!!
September 23, 2023 at 6:41 PM
You have until midnight to target me in your sights before I resume cloaking procedures
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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
September 20, 2023 at 10:12 PM
JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going
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Another potter suggested that the small cat statuette I made needs a name, but unfortunately my cat naming skills were installed upside down and all I can think of are things like “tworlick” or “binkenstock” or “bumplingus”.
September 9, 2023 at 9:27 AM
Another potter suggested that the small cat statuette I made needs a name, but unfortunately my cat naming skills were installed upside down and all I can think of are things like “tworlick” or “binkenstock” or “bumplingus”.
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trying a risky all-or-nothing maneuver in a high-stakes aerial battle and getting completely blown out of the sky, my guts and bones raining down like a plague of frogs
September 3, 2023 at 10:17 PM
trying a risky all-or-nothing maneuver in a high-stakes aerial battle and getting completely blown out of the sky, my guts and bones raining down like a plague of frogs