society as regressed to a point where south park and banksy are transgressive again

Yeah, all my crushes kept turning out to be lesbians and I ended up marrying a bisexual woman (who makes fun of me relentlessly for stuff like thinking her hiking gear is sexier than any of her dresses).

Not my fault that flannel and rejecting gender norms is hot. Maybe everyone should try it.

sometimes cuddling is laying as far away from your partner as possible while still being able to rest your hand on their butt

Last year, a kid in baggy jeans and an honest-to-goodness Ed Hardy t-shirt ran past me, saying "excuse me, sir" while he and his rowdy teen friends were being chased out of Target by a security guard. I don't think I will ever forget it.

kinda thought they killed the last real libertarian when they murdered garrett foster, tbh

the costco business center near me sells them in boxes of 6 out of the freezer section and it's going to ruin my life